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 Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:49 pm
Once I showed my BD a drawing and she says I can't draw for beans (she's standing at her white board) This is what my people look like (something like this
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^) That's not even a person (she fixes it to look like a normal stick figure) It was WICKED funny!
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:49 pm
my music teacher, Mr. Grant does this:
He writes the word "dorx" up on the board. then he points to it whenever someone plays during concert rest. (funnier in real life though.)
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:25 pm
I just thought of this one: She's so funny, like once she said that we couldn't clap for people's solos and we had to mind contact them to tell them how well they did (at this she put her hands to the temples of her face and rubbed in circles) or you can just tell them after the concert
Also I am in the music room practically all the time for the next few weeks until the concert (here's how much I'm in the music room)
What I mean is:
Monday: mornings(about 20 minutes), Chorus(about 40 mins), Class (about 1/2 hour)
Tues.: mornings, band, solos(about 1/2 hour), class
Wed.: mornings, class
Thurs.: mornings, band, Swinging on the Housetop(about 1/2 hour), class, and lessons
Friday: mornings, chorus, class
These are all the times that I am in the music room, so I am practically living there
so she said to me:they're gonna have to put a cot up in here for you, you're here SO much for the next few weeks!
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:33 pm
and i thought it was just my band teacher that was weird eek .
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:57 pm
I go to Choctaw and my director Mr. Hannah was at the podium one day and all of the sudden he asked us if any one had a banana and that he would give us $2 if we gave him a ripe banana... i still wonder about him lol
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:42 pm
I am a band geek
This percussionist wasn't looking at the BD so she's like "There must be some cute girl over here because when I'm done he always looks over to the clarinet section." and then my other BD who is back there goes "He's looking at Joey!" and we burst out laughing. "Love Machine"
Got a PROBLEM with that?!
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:54 pm
One day, before marching, my band teach, Mr.Condne needed a whistle, so he borred one from Mr.Cox, the gym teach and his good friend...
Before he got it, it was cleaned off with alchol...My band teacher went to blow, and gave a wierd face...He spat on the floor! I was in the back of the room in low brass(bass clari) I visibly saw it! It was a lougie!!!! He didn't mean to spit stuff with it... sweatdrop
One day, I was sitting in my seat, not paying attention, when I look up I see that it looks like he's rapping...So, after school, I get my mouthpeice, when I mention it looked like he was rapping...He cocks his head and goes, no...I wasn't rapping...The clarinets all suck! According to you...(I recently commented that our whole band sucks) sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:20 pm
My band director is a crazy guy. So one day the trombones were having trouble with a rythm and we like to use phrases to help us learn.
My teacher thought for a second and then burst out
That is sexy!
That is sexy!
It was incredibly funny, and scary.....and stuff.
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:00 am
My teacher is just insane...he tells odd stories lots of times, but my favorite part is when we play music with letters instead of measure numbers. Then he'll yell, "Go to L, everybody, go to L!"
XD
He's just awesome...
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:17 pm
My director just has a mean look on his face, but tries to be your best friend. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:07 pm
Today my director yelled at the trumpets, "ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT RITARD OR NOT?" and they started laughing. I didn't for personal reasons, but he had no idea what he said until they started laughing.
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:40 pm
during practice once a dog wandered into the fiend and was making people stumble and when the dog wandered up to the podium our band director said "what up, dog?"
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:50 am
Or band teacher also wears overly large sweaters that flap in the arms. It's kinda weird. XD
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:33 am
our band teacher mister blevins is really funny. one time one of our drum majors blew his wistle and it fell out of his mouth and mister blavins said
" he blew it right out of his mouth. thats a little to hard"
it made us all laugh
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:43 am
"UG! Winds that sound was absoulutry horrible! It sounded like a cow giving birth!!!!!!!"
- My BD
she has the weridest analogies rofl
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