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 Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:58 pm
Didn't know how to stop on roller skates and wound up wedged underneath a 56 ford pickup with two flat tires and a broken arm
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:00 pm
Threw the cat in the pool then got upset when he got her all wet shaking off
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:01 pm
Stuck his hand in a wasp nest climbing on the back of a garden shed
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:03 pm
Knocked over our mailbox her first time behind the wheel
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:04 pm
Wouldn't drive for two weeks after he hit a cat.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:04 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:12 pm
ROFL! *grabs popcorn* This is great! More Sibling Dirt!
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:17 pm
Yuk! went to work. *secretly hopes he slips on a bagel*
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 11:18 pm
Ok, true story here...
One time, when she was real little, one of my daughters was in the bathtub, and it was filling. Just then the phone rang. I decided that my daughter was old enough not to get herself hurt, and I instructed her to call me in to turn off the faucet as soon as the water started to get too high. After not being able to get off the phone with some relative or something, I rushed back into the bathroom, realizing that it had been a really long time, and I was not called in to turn off the water yet. Sure enough the water was still on, and pouring over the sides. I quickly shut the faucet and grabbed towels and started mopping up the mess. "Why didn't you call me in?!" I cried. "Well", she answered, "The water started to get high, and I almost called you in, but then it stopped getting any higher."
stressed
I swear, true story.
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Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:59 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:53 am
This is actually pretty twisted as I'm sure it happens IRL, but I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it. sweatdrop 
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:49 am
Hey, the guild threads aren't updating... stare
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:39 am
Ok, FOR THE RECORD, I feel the need to clarify something so I don't come out looking like. . . Kyle's Mom. The guy I dumped DID call his mom a lot. Usually at least three times when we were out together. Plus he rarely used his own words, only spoke in movie quotes, AND he told me that when we were married (we'd only been seeing each other for three months, and it was NOT serious) that I would have to quit my job to raise the seven kids. Just didn't want to look like a bad person sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:56 am
Popi-Sita Chan Ok, FOR THE RECORD, I feel the need to clarify something so I don't come out looking like. . . Kyle's Mom. The guy I dumped DID call his mom a lot. Usually at least three times when we were out together. Plus he rarely used his own words, only spoke in movie quotes, AND he told me that when we were married (we'd only been seeing each other for three months, and it was NOT serious) that I would have to quit my job to raise the seven kids. Just didn't want to look like a bad person sweatdrop
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