Okies Ruby, I will post random stuff here for critique, that may be easiest.
First post, rough draft.
(Church of MOD animation thingy?)
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It's come to my attention that there's a lot of belief that the Mods don't exist, and that Spammerdom is part and parcel of normal board use. NOT SO! It says in the TOS that there are rules in Gaia, and the FAQ tells us what happens to spammers who do not obey! ~ Romuel, our Founder.
(This story is very bad. I'm sorry. Any suggestions?)
One day while wandering about Gaia an idea came upon one of the Saints of the Church of MOD. Cryllia, the saint of compassion, decided that something needed to be done to show the new Gaians the glory of MOD. Proposing her idea to the church she was met with cries of support.
Not long after an expedition was sent into Barton Town to set up an adoption agency, where young Gaians could go to receive help and training in their search of MOD. That agency now stands before you, and the helpful modists inside will do all they can to make sure you are given a proper education, should you request it.
Following the simple rules set down by the founder of the Church, Saint Romuel, the keepers of this agency are devoted to helping newbies learn all they can about Gaia through the TOS, FAQ, and the proper use of the English language.
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We believe that:
*There is an Admin, and the Mods serve him, and protect us from Spammers.
*That the TOS and the FAQ are the complete and incontrovertible will of the Admin.
*That Gaia was created on February 18, 2003, and did not evolve from other systems.
*That All Spammers will be Banned, or sent to Chatterbox, depending on their crime.
*All good Gaians will ultimately receive Fairy Wings and will all enjoy the Casino in the Beta.
*I am simply one follower, and not anyone special. It is the Mods who are special. ~Romuel, our Founder.
If you are willing to learn the ways of Mod, read on, ask questions, and we shall help you in any way that we can. (so long as you are willing to help yourself, first.)
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