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el cabong

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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:42 pm

This actually seems to be alot of fun.
and a good way to build self esteem. hehe.

Don't have any money for the more expensive models out now a days?

((redone a bit farther down for more fun haha))

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:17 pm

pawntakesknight

This actually seems to be alot of fun.
and a good way to build self esteem. hehe.

Don't have any money for the more expensive models out now a days?

Try a Knight!

-Great for piggie back rides (5'9'')
-Cuddley enough to sleep with at night and never get bored (*wink wink*)
-knows multiple langauges! (english, spanish, broken spanish, gibberish)
-low matenence and you can spend hours kicking back at home or out on the town! completely adapatable!
-Loves to read, play games, and baseball and soccer!
-can slightly cook (must need manuels work right)
-loyal so your 'friends' cant take him! only responds to your call!
-the ultimate in entertainment. can play guitar, sing, songwrite, draw, and rock out!
-even has a geeky mode for those who love to get a little kinky.
-adventurous to try anything once, great for those who want some spice in life.
further information can be called by dailing this number: ***-****

((horse and shining armor sold seperately))

haha thats all i could think of.

...Please sir, may I have a piggy back ride? *puppy eyes*

The Dread Pirate Ghosty

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el cabong

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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:22 pm

hop on!
3nodding

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:23 pm

pawntakesknight

hop on!
3nodding

I'm too fat for that crying

The Dread Pirate Ghosty

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el cabong

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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:26 pm

pfft i doubt that.
my last ex said that all the time (she was about 220 i belive)
at one point i had her and her best friend on my back (easily almost400)
then her bf's boyfriend jumped on and i thought i was gonna die gonk
it was funny though. haha.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:30 pm

Well, be that as it may... I have no upper body strength and I'm too fat to hop on easily crying *sniffles*

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el cabong

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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:33 pm

lol
pouncing/hoppings always fun. except when you over shoot the couch and go face first into the coffee table... sweatdrop
im mexican/cuban. im made to carry big things.
thats how i roll holmes! XP
mexicans are naturally stubby/chubby lookin peoples.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:36 pm

pawntakesknight

lol
pouncing/hoppings always fun. except when you over shoot the couch and go face first into the coffee table... sweatdrop
im mexican/cuban. im made to carry big things.
thats how i roll holmes! XP
mexicans are naturally stubby/chubby lookin peoples.

I'm German/Irish/Scottish and English...

But I'm bulky like germans sweatdrop

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el cabong

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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 7:39 pm

i always thought those were russians...
the whole: "Keess me ori Crrrrush You." thing XP
germans always looked sexy with skimy skirts and leiderhosen.

hollywood has lied to me?! gonk

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:57 pm

I've always considered germans big and bulky, though Russians are tougher.

Also, I wanna own my own barmaid outfit crying

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Locke_Dirks

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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:30 pm

[.Adnamac.]

Alright then, let's try this out. Here we go!:

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Looking for something new that you can't find anywhere else? Try an [.Adnamac.]!

- 21 year old female.
- Never even been kissed!
- Likes to and is decent at cooking.
- Loves animals
- Usually pretty quiet and shy.
- Smoke-free!
- Does drink, but has never been drunk or close to it.
- Fairly emotional about things; known to cry even at movies with happy endings. (Anyone ever see Robots? sweatdrop )
- Likes to be hugged and cuddly…but won’t instigate the contact.
- Just above mid-back length brown hair.
- LOVES to have other people brush her hair
- Something of a geek: loves to play video games, reads fantasy novels, and has been known to dabble in a game or two of DnD
- Has her own car
- Has a job. Two, actually.
- Loves Broadway and musical theater in general.
- Volunteers every year to help build sets and run backstage for the local middle school drama production.
- Laid back. A sort of 'take-it-as-it-comes' view on life.
----

Yeah...there you have my sad attempt. I think I'd make a horrible sales person. xD

I'll trade you! You can have me instead, lol sweatdrop heart

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:41 pm

pawntakesknight

This actually seems to be alot of fun.
and a good way to build self esteem. hehe.

Don't have any money for the more expensive models out now a days?

Try a Knight!

-Great for piggie back rides (5'9'')
-Cuddley enough to sleep with at night and never get bored (*wink wink*)
-knows multiple langauges! (english, spanish, broken spanish, gibberish)
-low matenence and you can spend hours kicking back at home or out on the town! completely adapatable!
-Loves to read, play games, and baseball and soccer!
-can slightly cook (must need manuels work right)
-loyal so your 'friends' cant take him! only responds to your call!
-the ultimate in entertainment. can play guitar, sing, songwrite, draw, and rock out!
-even has a geeky mode for those who love to get a little kinky.
-adventurous to try anything once, great for those who want some spice in life.
further information can be called by dailing this number: ***-****

((horse and shining armor sold seperately))

haha thats all i could think of.

zomg. piggy back ride please?

kristinarr

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el cabong

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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:23 pm

Try a Knight!

-Great for piggie back rides (5'9'')
-Cuddley enough to sleep with at night and never get bored (*wink wink*)
-knows multiple langauges! (english, spanish, broken spanish, gibberish)
-low matenence and you can spend hours kicking back at home or out on the town! completely adapatable!
-Loves to read, play games, and baseball and soccer!
-can slightly cook (must need manuels work right)
-loyal so your 'friends' cant take him! only responds to your call!
-the ultimate in entertainment. can play guitar, sing, songwrite, draw, and rock out!
-even has a geeky mode for those who love to get a little kinky.
-adventurous to try anything once, great for those who want some spice in life.
-experienced
-loves to cheer people up (even if it means making an a** of himself!)
further information can be called by dailing this number: ***-****

((horse and shining armor sold seperately))
(((test drives per request)))
if you're not impressed, give it back for your money back!

haha thats all i could think of.

kristinarr: hes in short supply and going fast!!
actually hes been sitting on the shelf for a while, since the last owner treated it like crap. everyone else has neglected this fabulous item!

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:30 pm

pawntakesknight

Try a Knight!

-Great for piggie back rides (5'9'')
-Cuddley enough to sleep with at night and never get bored (*wink wink*)
-knows multiple langauges! (english, spanish, broken spanish, gibberish)
-low matenence and you can spend hours kicking back at home or out on the town! completely adapatable!
-Loves to read, play games, and baseball and soccer!
-can slightly cook (must need manuels work right)
-loyal so your 'friends' cant take him! only responds to your call!
-the ultimate in entertainment. can play guitar, sing, songwrite, draw, and rock out!
-even has a geeky mode for those who love to get a little kinky.
-adventurous to try anything once, great for those who want some spice in life.
-experienced
-loves to cheer people up (even if it means making an a** of himself!)
further information can be called by dailing this number: ***-****

((horse and shining armor sold seperately))
(((test drives per request)))
if you're not impressed, give it back for your money back!

haha thats all i could think of.

kristinarr: hes in short supply and going fast!!
actually hes been sitting on the shelf for a while, since the last owner treated it like crap. everyone else has neglected this fabulous item!

i would NEVER treat it like crap. this would be a well used ( wink ), well loved item in my care, I promise you, sir.

kristinarr

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el cabong

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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 10:33 pm

haha he could take a beating too. so you can give it your best shot and he comes back smelling like old spice (or whatever....just not stanky)! lol

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