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 Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:32 pm
Radar: When I was wandering around here, I didn't find no enemies so I figure we're safe so long as we can get out of here.
Hawkeye: Speaking of which, enemy-wise, has anyone seen our prisoner?
Frank Burns: There he is! *Sabotage*! He's tinkering with our parts!
[the POW is trying to fix the bus]
Frank Burns: Get away from there!
B.J.: Easy, Frank, easy! He's wounded, remember?
Frank Burns: Oh, wounded, sure! That's how we lost China!
B.J.: By fixing a bus?
[the wrench Frank is holding is pointed towards B.J]
B.J.: Careful, that could be loaded
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:23 pm
Admiring female Colonel to Frank:
I hear your marriage isn't all beer and skittles.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:25 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:07 pm
The one wear Hawkeye lost his cool and punched Frank in the eye.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:07 pm
Frank Burns: I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper: Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:31 am
All of Potter's little "curse" words like Cow Cookies, etc.
Frank: I'm here to relieve you Pierce
Hawkeye: You do resemble an enema.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:43 pm
Streex All of Potter's little "curse" words like Cow Cookies, etc. We've got a thread for those...See "Potterisms"
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:20 pm
"You two have gone over my head so many times, I've got Athlete's Scalp"- Henry
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:29 pm
Henry: Some of them (the nurses) swear that you're Hermann Goering in drag.
Margaret: WHICH ONE OF THEM SAID THAT?! scream
Paraphrased, but funny nonetheless.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:30 pm
Rizzo: I hope you don't mind leaving in a garbage truck. It's the only vehicle we got left.
Charles: Oh, not at all. I can't think of a better way to leave this garbage dump.
Radar: Sir, Klinger is outside having a picnic.
Potter: Annoying but tolerable.
Radar: He's eating a jeep, sir.
Frank: I already wrote Mommy.
Hot Lips: I'm sure your mother will understand.
Frank: I mean my wife.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:43 pm
Hawkeye: There's something I've always been meaning to tell you. Your shirt's on backwards.
*Father Mulcahy looks at BJ who laughs silently*
*Mulcahy laughs*
Hawkeye: Frank, you are 10 of the most boring people I know.
Frank Burns: Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye: Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns: Aside from that.
Frank Burns: Klinger, I want you out of that dress tonight!
Klinger: Never on a first date, sir!
Frank Burns: I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye: You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns: I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two pagans.
Margaret: They're not "pagans," Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:56 pm
Frank: Normal is everybody doing the same thing.
Hawkeye: What about individuality?
Frank: Individuality's fine, as long as we all do it together.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:38 pm
Blake: Now hold it! I'm sick of you guys going over my head down to Radar!
Radar: I don't mind, sir.
And one of my favorite Frank quotes:
Frank: (writing a note to Fr. Mulcahy) Father...(scratches it out) Dear Father. (pause) Father, dear father, come home with me now. (Does that little laugh of his).
This is just before the soldier comes in and confesses to Frank that his wound was self-inflicted, and Frank yells at him.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:03 pm
Hawkeye: [in describing the Swamp] We like it. It's modeled after the Chicago sewer system.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:28 pm
Henry (after hearing General Kelly's aide revealing a plan to get rid of Kelly's body): Guys.
Trapper: Yes, Henry?
Henry: Is he talking about killing a general that's already dead?
Trapper: That's right, Henry.
Henry: Well, isn't that kinda crazy?
Wortman (on phone arranging death scene near show-end): And rockets--I want plenty of rockets.
Hawkeye: That's for the red glare.
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