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 Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:22 pm
a[lunie]card Ace of Death Gorenza > Good idea. Anybody want to start a "Religion Beliefs of the Hellsing Cast" or similar thread? Or shall I. Boy, this thread sure leads to some interesting discussions! I'll just say that most kids nowadays could do with some...Alucard-style parenting. Hm, maybe he could hynotize them. Yeah, I think dealing with Seras counts as daycare. Plus, he's been with Integra since she was a tween. That'd work too. *flashing arrow signs blink around evil toddler brother* *snicker* Instead of that Supernanny reality show, it'd be Alucard. rofl Wow yeah with a monologue that Alucard tells us before he does anything. As long as he does not try to pull a corny English accent it should be ok. Oh forget it I would still watch.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:19 pm
Ace of Death Gorenza > Good idea. Anybody want to start a "Religion Beliefs of the Hellsing Cast" or similar thread? Or shall I. Boy, this thread sure leads to some interesting discussions! I'll just say that most kids nowadays could do with some...Alucard-style parenting. Hm, maybe he could hynotize them. Yeah, I think dealing with Seras counts as daycare. Plus, he's been with Integra since she was a tween. I'll start one. I don't think there is one yet is there? This could be very interesting.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:54 pm
Wow, this has got to be one of the funniest threads I have ever come across...
Me and my friend once had a long, odd conversation about what we would do with the money if we suceeded in creating a (completely impossible) invention we came up with. We decided we'd have a mansion, with tons of famous/fictional people assigned to various jobs. Alucard was the security guard...and I snagged the rights to being able to do/rape him whenever I wanted. (we did that with a lot of our employees...)
That's really not very interesting compared to everything other people have said, but it is on topic, and this thread reminded me of it.
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:01 pm
Dra Suuhkenm Wow, this has got to be one of the funniest threads I have ever come across... Me and my friend once had a long, odd conversation about what we would do with the money if we suceeded in creating a (completely impossible) invention we came up with. We decided we'd have a mansion, with tons of famous/fictional people assigned to various jobs. Alucard was the security guard...and I snagged the rights to being able to do/rape him whenever I wanted. (we did that with a lot of our employees...) That's really not very interesting compared to everything other people have said, but it is on topic, and this thread reminded me of it. Yeah, that seems to be a lot of people's first thought. But surely you can think of other things. After all, he is an all-powerful vampire who's seen over 500 years. (And sorry, killing people isn't allowed...darn it.) If you couldn't do that with him, what else would you do?
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:09 pm
Ace of Death Dra Suuhkenm Wow, this has got to be one of the funniest threads I have ever come across... Me and my friend once had a long, odd conversation about what we would do with the money if we suceeded in creating a (completely impossible) invention we came up with. We decided we'd have a mansion, with tons of famous/fictional people assigned to various jobs. Alucard was the security guard...and I snagged the rights to being able to do/rape him whenever I wanted. (we did that with a lot of our employees...) That's really not very interesting compared to everything other people have said, but it is on topic, and this thread reminded me of it. Yeah, that seems to be a lot of people's first thought. But surely you can think of other things. After all, he is an all-powerful vampire who's seen over 500 years. (And sorry, killing people isn't allowed...darn it.) If you couldn't do that with him, what else would you do? I'll probably think of better things when my brain isn't...being tired...which is odd, because it's not that late... I may return here later, at least to read other responces, if I'm still not being interesting.
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:18 pm
The not killing is a very important part about this post ACE. We are causing creativity taking Alucard and making him work out side of the box.
Let's see... You are paying hellsing for Alucards services. IT is not cheep but anything but killing is still a great deal. Think about it in some ways it wont even effect your pocket book much.
Think of Alucard as a B-rated movie actor or porn star. Theres money to be made there. You could get Alucard to move your house, the whole thing, to a better location. You can force him to attend one of you slumber party's or cagers. We have no where near scratched the surface of this thing yet.
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:43 pm
It's challenging. I have a hard time getting my mind off the assassination angle.
You could use him to terrorize the crappy neighbors so much that they leave! Then the property value of your house will go up.
You could get him to take down or put the Christmas decoractions. Think about it, he could just walk up the wall!
He could drag down all those heavy boxes from the attic.
He could eat the neighborhood's yap-yap dogs. Wait, I suppose that's off limits to. Oh, what if he turned them into some kind of zombie dogs?
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:58 pm
Gorenza The not killing is a very important part about this post ACE. We are causing creativity taking Alucard and making him work out side of the box. Let's see... You are paying hellsing for Alucards services. IT is not cheep but anything but killing is still a great deal. Think about it in some ways it wont even effect your pocket book much. Think of Alucard as a B-rated movie actor or porn star. Theres money to be made there. You could get Alucard to move your house, the whole thing, to a better location. You can force him to attend one of you slumber party's or cagers. We have no where near scratched the surface of this thing yet. OMG that made me think of something: XD Alucard on "The Simple Life". Just replace Nichole Richie and Paris Hilton with Alucard. xd xd xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:19 pm
Heh, well I did think of one thing.
I'd probably have him serenade me. With an accordian.
I just find the image of Alucard with an accordian amusing.
...I would also force him to eat a large plate of fudge with enthusiasm, but no one is expected to get that.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:46 pm
Dra Suuhkenm Heh, well I did think of one thing. I'd probably have him serenade me. With an accordian. I just find the image of Alucard with an accordian amusing. ...I would also force him to eat a large plate of fudge with enthusiasm, but no one is expected to get that. That is a pretty funny mental image! Ooh, or a banjo.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:04 pm
Ace of Death Dra Suuhkenm Heh, well I did think of one thing. I'd probably have him serenade me. With an accordian. I just find the image of Alucard with an accordian amusing. ...I would also force him to eat a large plate of fudge with enthusiasm, but no one is expected to get that. That is a pretty funny mental image! Ooh, or a banjo. Hahaha, actually a banjo was the first thing I thought of, then I decided I liked accordian better.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 4:40 pm
Dra Suuhkenm Ace of Death That is a pretty funny mental image! Ooh, or a banjo. Hahaha, actually a banjo was the first thing I thought of, then I decided I liked accordian better. Wow, that's kinda scary that we both thought of it... O.o It's a hard call, yes.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:16 pm
Hm.
Considering I had the money...
I'd use him to scare all my teachers and classmates into being nice to me,
then, I'd drag him to the DeVry Commons with me (and, for the sake of consistency, let's say it's a friday) where he'd either watch us all play (if he didn't want to) or join us in (if he wanted to) Dungeons & Dragons,
then, I would take him out somewhere nice for 'a quick bite to eat' if you know what I mean,
next, I would ask for him to turn me,
If he agreed to that, I'd then ask if I could work for Hellsing, too,
If I could, I'd go work for Hellsing with him, and that'd be the end of it...
UNLESS there was the unlikely occurence of him actually being charmed with my personality and falling for me. Then, after he turned me into an immortal vampire...
Let's just say this is where we leave the "PG-13" behind, folks! Heck, we're even leaving the "R" rating behind, too! twisted
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:51 pm
Wow, you really have this planned out. Have to say it sounds like a good day.
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:57 pm
I'd like to see him figure skate. Hellsing: On Ice! Stain the rink red.
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