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 Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:15 am
Yeah, and who's the black one?
Yeah, that black one.... *Tex's theme plays* Wait, what?
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:51 pm
Church: Well, good luck guys. Don't forget to change your underwear at least once a day. Tucker, that goes double for you.
Tucker: What? I'm the cleanest guy here!
Church: No, it goes double for you because now you're in charge of changing Caboose as well.
Tucker: I hate you.
Church: Oh, look who's back, the conquering heroes! What's up guys?
Tucker: Meh.
Church: Hey, where's Tex?
Tucker: Gone.
Church: Where's the alien?
Tucker: Dead.
Church: Well, how'd the quest go?
Tucker: Failed.
Church: Yeah, you know, I, I probably didn't even need to ask that last question, did I?
Doc: Okay everybody, I'm gonna give Tucker his physical now. Would either of you like to assist?
O'Malley: That's just a fancy way of saying "hold the vomit bucket". Muaheheheh!
Church: Uhh... Sorry, I'm busy.
Doc: Caboose?
Caboose: I can't.
Doc: Well why not?
Caboose: Oh. Beacause... I, uh, am allergic to things I don't want to do... [Fakes coughing] ...Coughing.
Doc: Ok, more fun for me.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:39 am
Church: Well, we still have a few hours 'till the new year.
Tex: We do? Good. *whacks Tucker*
Tucker: Ow, son of a...! Woman, you just lost all my respect.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:32 pm
"Hey Church we have a problem"
"I am not your mother.So don't come tattling to me everytime one of you does something that the other one doesn't like."
"I'm telling you he's crazy,he keeps on threating me and talking in his scary voice."
"No I didn't"
"Oh.So you're saying that you didn't threaten to cut off my head and give it to Church as a birthday present."
"I think you are taking my words alittle out of context"
"What?!What context?"
"Listen guys.This compitetion has to stop,okay?I thought we'd establish by now.."
"Excuse me."
"Hey pal one second okay?I am in the middle of something here.I thought we'd establish by now.I don't like either of you okay?So competing for my attention is not going to do you anygood."
"Excuse me."
"Okay yes.Hello.Who are you?"
"*scary voice*Don't ever be alone."
"He's doing that thing again."
And also
"Bow chika wow wow."
And um..
"I can't belive Church shot me!"
"Oh don't start Caboose."
And..
"No I am not Pvt. Tucker.My name is Church.This is Pvt. Tucker."
"Yo"
"And our friend in regulation blue that's Caboose or O'mally or whatever the hell he is calling himself."
"Why did you introduce me second?"
"'Because he hates you."
And..
MORE!^_^
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:56 pm
Tucker: Hey, I found something.
Well, what is it? Is it a button?
No, it's more like a switch.
Well then, flip it.
I don't wanna flip it.
Why not?
Well, it's kinda in a wierd place.
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:38 pm
"I am just going to assume it's the bleeding one."
"Yeah the red one.I can't belive Church shot me."
"Oh don't even start Caboose!"
"Is anything else wrong?"
"what?"
"You have a bullet wound in the foot.Is anything else wrong?"
"Sometimes when I fall asleep at night.I think about my parent's having sex and I get really mad for some reason."
"Ok I am just going to start with the foot."
"Ok"
And..
"Rest in peace pinkie toe...YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!"
And..
"I haven't seen a girl that mean before.I mean are you sure she's even a chick?And not a guy.Er part guy part shark?"
"I'm pretty sure if I knew if Tex was a guy.And I would have definatlly would know if she was part shark"
And...
"Right you should blame God.First he makes hangovers and now half woman and half sharks that won't even sleep with me.Thanks for nothing God."
And..
"Have you tried walking it off?"
"I can't move my legs moron."
"Oh I see.Have you tried running?"
And..
"Why don't you try walking on your hands?Then you can use your feet for high fives and eatin' sandwhiches.You know the important stuff."
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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:55 pm
Caboose: I do not want to be part of a revolution. I love my country, and think we should suppourt our troops.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:17 am
Chaos blade 14 Caboose: I do not want to be part of a revolution. I love my country, and think we should suppourt our troops.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:28 am
Caboose: Maybie... the sword is a key... and when you stick it in people... it unlocks their death.
Church: Caboose, I'd just love to be in your world for about 10 minutes.
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:07 am
Church:I problably wouldn't get anything done..but then I wouldn't really care.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:20 pm
Tex: Umm.... what happened to you?
Church #6: *in yellow armor* You seriously don't want to know.
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:59 pm
Don't know if this one has been said...
Caboose: Sheila come back to me!..... I made you a muffin!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:56 pm
Caboose: Last time I got shot, I had a purple heart. Now I got a purple lung. I think eventually, I'm going to become an entire purple person.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:40 pm
Maybe you should ask for a purple brain!
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:53 pm
Hey, Tex. Stop shooting you stupid b***h!
Hey she stopped.
Or maybe she just ran out of ammo. *stands up, and gets shot in the head. Body falls, ghost form standing* Nope. Definitly not out of ammo.
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