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 Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:44 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 9:56 am
hmm.. ok.. ill try then confused .. but.. ok.. ill try sweatdrop whee like i did wiv the finnlands joke blaugh
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:35 pm
how many surealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blaugh 3nodding 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:02 am
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 1:09 am
eek huh??.. i know it wiv blondes.. and answer is it doesent mather.. they will fail aneways...
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:30 am
ok.. daddy forgot the book to grannys house.. but i remember some.. so ill still try..
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Crazy puts one house on fire. Firefighters, police and curious people come to see what is going on. When crazy sees that everybodey are comeing closer, gets up on the house roof and shouts:" No one helped to make fire, but everyone are scrambeling to get warm!!!"
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Journalists go to see new nuthouse. They go near the pool. Crazyes do all kinds of gainers and tricks jumping into the pool. Journalist saysthat they are so good in jumping and haveing soo much fun. One crazy huries to the pool and says:" tomorrow will be eaven better.. then they will put watter in also "
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Juku is a jokes caracters name.
On 1. April Juku runs to his mother:" Mommy mommy!!!.. Daddy hanged himself in the attic!" Mom runs upstairs wiv Juku, but sees nofather there. Juku shouts:" Aprill!!!! Actually he hanged himself on the basement!"
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well. they arent that good ones... wery old confused .. ill try to get the book back smile
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:03 pm
i like teh april fools and teh cazy pool ones xd xd
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:07 pm
i have a crazy/pool one too ^^;;
There was a mentally retarted woman and a man walking around a pool, when suddenly the guy jumps into it..and sinks to the bottom. The woman jumps after him and getts him out of the pool. The next day she getts congradulated and getts told that since she can act quickly in dangerouse sittiuation-like the one where she rescued the guy- means that she is normal. So she is being reliesed from the mentally ill hospital. Before she leaves, she asks "what happened to the guy?" and the nurse said "he hanged himself and died, im sorry." and the woman said " he didnt hand himself i did, so he could dry."
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 9:26 am
xp thehe.. funnny!!!! blaugh
ohh this one is good when it is sayed out loud .. well. it is ood in estonian .. have no idea bout english .. ook.. first .. there is a guy named sal-saller in estonia.. singer
kokutaja is a person who is repeating letters.. cant really say correctly .. i think it was studder.. or something like that
studder asks:" Excuse m-m-me, w-w-w-what is your n-n-n-name?" A guy answers:" Hendrik Sal- Saller." Studder:" A-A-ARE YOU G-G-GIBELING ME!!!" gonk
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Kokutaja ku"sib:" VVVabandage, mmmis on teie nnnimi?" Mees vastab:" Hendrik Sal-Saller" Kokutaja:" MO-MO-MONITAD VE!?!?!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 8:50 pm
ok maybe a little random but I heart outlawstar98's sig. xd so cool!
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 10:43 pm
hmmm ... outlaw sweetie.. havent seen him for ages confused
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:40 am
In disabled persons swimming contest can be joined only by those who dont have legs or arms.
Everyone are dooing fine, exept one, who doesent have arms or legs. They pull him out of the watter and man starts to curse:" 2 months i practiced swimming with ears, and now they pull swimming-hat on my head...!!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:41 pm
xd xd
O_O;; we have swimming in school...
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:01 am
crying I cant swimm in school.... our school didnt have money to by tickets to swimmingpool.. but smaller children can stare ..
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:04 pm
O..we had swimming as part of our gym class..cause our school has a pool O_O;;;
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