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 Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:15 pm
Sarge:Hey Blues look what i got
*holds up the blue grunt flag*
Cabose: Hey Blues look what i got.... Oh wat can we start over? ninja
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:55 pm
Voice on radio: Man, I hate this. This sucks.
Caboose: It's Church!
Voice on radio: I just wanna lay around and do nothing.
Sarge: I think it's Grif!
Voice on radio: Right after I take this nice, warm, bubble-bath.
Sarge, Simmons: Donut.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:07 am
Donut: "You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo!"
Sarg: "no"
Donut: "With a hidden spy camera"
Simons: "no"
Donut: "Inside a tiny spy bowtie!"
Grif: "no"
Donut: "Or I could wear a flower on my lapel,"
Sarg: "I said no"
Donut: "That sprays water in peoples faces!"
Simons: "Shut up Donut"
Donut: "NO! Secret spy liquid. That would be awesome! Hahaha"
Simons and Sarg: "NO"
Grif: "Maybe...ugh...I mean, NO"
Donut: "aw come on. I could be Double O Donut"
Simons: "You mean like Dunut?"
Donut: "With a licence to thrill, or be thrilled!"
Sarg: "Alright, since your both so into the idea, Grif, Donut, your on recon. Find us a way to brake into their base and report back on the double!"
Grif: "Great, more time alone with the idiot."
Donut: "Griff griffgriffgriffgriffgriffgriff, lets pretend we're wearing super spy jetpacks!"
Grif: "uuuugggggg"
Donut: "no no no no, like this! BWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCSSSSSRSSSSSSSS"
(about 5-10 minutes later)
Donut: "SSSSSSSSWSSSSSSSSsSsssssssSSSSSs"
Grif: "hey, can you not stop that for 2 seconds?"
Donut: "Come on agent *clears throught twice* (Says with deep voice) Come on agent Grif, we've got to hurry if we want to save the princess from the evil goblin!"
Grif: "What princess? I thought you were pretending to be in a spy movie?!?!"
Donut: "look, my secret spy character gets to marry a beautiful princess in a castle. Alright? Deal with it!"
Grif: "Donut can’t you just go find some higher ground or something?"
Donut: "But we're on higher ground now…"
Grif: "Why don't you use your jet pack to go to the HIGHEST ground?!"
Donut: "Good idea! I bet the blue's won’t think of that!"
Grif: "no, if they were that stupid, we probably would have won by now."
Donut: "Secret Agent Donut to the rescue!BwshssssssSSSSSSSS!!"
Grif: "I could just shoot him, no one would ever have to know. no one..."
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:54 pm
Sarge: Grif doesn't know what he's talking about? Stop the ******** presses.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:25 pm
Griff:yeah.... this might be a bad time to mention that my sister is color blind
Simmons: What!!! but girls can't be color blind!!
Griff's sister: ohh yeah well they say girls can't ejaculate, but guess what...
Griff: yeah.....wait what???
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:53 pm
Church: Hey Griff, there's no I in team.
Grif: Yeah, there's no U in team either. So if I'm not on the team, and UR not on the team, then no one's on the goddamn team! THE TEAM SUCKS!!
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 12:58 pm
oh oh oooh!! um, i like donut's quote, when he said: Hey, i ran over that guy who was chasing us...and a couple of innocent pedestrians XD
yay
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 1:02 pm
Grif: Uh, Donut, theres something on your head
Donut: what like a spider? GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
Grif: no...its sort of blue....
Donut: what like a blue spider?! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Simmons: Is it a snake?
Grif: Its kinda...glowy
Donut: Glowy? Get it off guys! it could be danger....*BANG!*
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:13 am
Sarge
The best bit was the bit were you died, encore, bravo...
heart
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:56 pm
it would have to be from the PSA about fireworks safety:
Caboose:Hey, Donut! check out this sparkler i've got!
Donut: That's not a sparkler, THAT'S A GRENADE!
Caboose:don't worry. we are safe. We are inside and all the doors are locked from the outside, so we cannot escape... wait...
(grenade explodes, sending them flying)
heeheehee...
Donut: Hey, Caboose, which burger do you want?
Caboose:umm... I'll have that glowing blue burger.
Donut: That's not a burger... THAT'S A GRENADE!!
Caboose:I know! I switched it when you weren't looking! (pause) wait... mabye I should not have done that...
(grenade explodes, sending them flying)
HAHAHAH!
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:59 pm
Lady Seraph Church: Hey Griff, there's no I in team.Grif: Yeah, there's no U in team either. So if I'm not on the team, and UR not on the team, then no one's on the goddamn team! THE TEAM SUCKS!! Best. Quote. Ever.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:43 pm
Simmons: "Shotgun!"
Grif: "Shotgun! ******** style="color: red">Sarge: What in Sam Hell is a Puma?
Simmons: Uh like the shoe company?
Grif: No, like a Puma. It's a big cat. Like a Lion.
Sarge: You're makin' that up.
Grif: I'm telling you. It's a real animal!
Sarge: Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.
Simmons: Yes sir!
Sarge: Look, see these two tow hooks? They look like Tusks. Now what kind of animal has Tusks?
Grif: A Walrus.
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to quit makin' up animals!?
*Blue team argues on the other side of the canyon*
Sarge: Now unless anybody wants to suggest any more mythical creatures to suggest for the new vehicle, we're gonna stick with, "The Warthog." How about it, Grif?
Grif: Yes, sir, no more suggestions.
Sarge: Are you sure? How 'bout Bigfoot?
Grif: That's okay.
Sarge: Unicorn?
Grif: Not really, I'm cool.
Sarge: Sasquatch?
Simmons: A Leprachaun?
Grif: Hey, he doesn't need any help, man.
Sarge: Pheonix.
Grif: *Groans*
Sarge: Hey, Simmons! What's the name of that Mexican Lizard? Eats all the Goats?
Simmons: That would be the Chupacrabra, sir!
Sarge: Hey Grif! Chupathingy how 'bout that? I like it. Got a ring to it!
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:42 pm
Donut: But he's wearing red armor.
Simmons: No.My armor is maroon.Your armor is red.
Donut: Then how do I get my own color armor?
Grif: I bet the blues don't have to deal with this sorta ****
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:42 pm
Celedeen Takarona Donut: Sarge, I hate to point out the obvious, but if we can see them with the sniper rifle, why don't we just shoot 'em?Sarge: Shame on you, Donut. A sniper rifle is a coward's weapon. If you kill your enemy, you want to look in his eyes so he knows you the one who beat him to death. It also gives you the chance to deliever some really zippy one liners. Like, 'I hope you brought your wallet, because the rent in hell gets paid in advance!'Grif: *sigh* Oh my god.Sarge: Or my personal favorite, 'You just got Sarged.' Hehehe. Classic. 
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