Number 1
Joey: So you think Moneybags is cooler than me?! I can be just as pointy as him you know!
Tristan: Joey, people are staring!
Grandpa: Looks like somebody forgot their medicine today.
Number 2
Seto: I'm going to hurt you caption writer.
Number 3
Seto: Yami, come quick!
Yami: What?
Seto: Look! Look at this doujinshi!*
Yami: Can you even get into that position?!
Number 4
Anzu: Don't look at me! My make-up isn't on!
Yami: Gah! My eyes!
Number 5
Honda: Joey's dead! I can't believe it!
Duke: It's okay, just let him go.
Shizuka: Mokuba, don't you even care?! Joey's gone!
Mokuba: Ya, but I'm almost to level 10 in Tetris!
Number 5 redux, British style
Honda: Shizuka's mine!
Duke: No, mine!
Joey: No neither!
Mokuba: Come on Tetris, one more row**, one more row!
Duke, Joey, Honda: *fight*
Shizuka: *in Pokemon trainer sort of way* Mokuba, I choose you!
Joey: *faints*
*Doujinshi is a fancomic
**Row when pronouced R-ow (like when you get hurt) is a fight. Row like R-oh is well... a row.