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 Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:35 am
Joseph and the Amazing Technocolored Dreamcoat
Joseph : Um, Dad? Don't you think this coat is a bit... flamboyant?
Jacob: Fine, you don't want it? I'll give it to the goat... I mean... your mother...
Wicked
Galinda: So, do you think Doctor Dillamond is single?
Fiyero: But I thought we were an item?
Galinda: Oh yeah...
Elphaba: Um, does that mean I can have Fiyero?
Galinda: Sure, but weren't you going to get him after the intermission?
Fiyero: I can still hear you guys. I'm not an idiot! I study! I get good grades!
Galinda + Elphaba: *look at each other* AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Producers
Berkinstock: Hey Ulla, put some fringing clothes on!
Avenue Q
Trekie: Hey, Porn Stocks are done... Oh well!
Kate Monster: F*** the monster school! Just give me the cash!
Phantom of the Opera
Christine: Hey, Meg, do you want Raoul? I'm kinda sick of him.
Madame Giry: Who needs to practice dancing? It's all natural. Come on girls, let's go get hamered!
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:26 pm
Rhiannon_Larae MadameJavert Rhiannon_Larae Les Miserables: Javert - "Valjean, will you marry me? I'm the law; I can make it okay." I wrote that one with you in mind. 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:40 pm
Astride: Small spaz attack. It's Bialystock. Berkinstocks are a kind of sandal wink
The Light in the Piazza:
Signora: Oh, just calm down already!
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 10:38 am
Loreline (Gentlemen Prefer Blondes): Get away from me or I'll file for sexual harassment! And take your diamonds with you!
Anyone from the Bald Sopranno: This play is absurd and makes no sense! eek
Huck (Big River): I need to go back home and go to school so I can go to heaven!
Fred (Once Upon a Matress): But I can't pass your mother's princess challenges. I'm weak and fragile crying
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Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:04 pm
MysteronKitty Astride: Small spaz attack. It's Bialystock. Berkinstocks are a kind of sandal wink The Light in the Piazza: Signora: Oh, just calm down already! Thanks! I was a bit tired when writing...
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:23 am
Oliver!
*Sykes hits Nancy*
Nancy: MOre Bill! I love S and M!
Les Mis:
Eponine: (To Marius) ******** the rain and the flowers Ive just been shot you stupid b*****d!
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:01 pm
Helena (Mystery of Edwin Drood): Forget about protecting my idiot brother. I have to find some good way to kill Rosa and get into Drood's pants!
Guido (Nine): Being a filmaker is boring. I'm going to get a real job.
Luisa: *slaps Guido* WIMP! I don't want a husband with a nine to five job!
Mary Sunshine (Chicago): *pointing to random prisoners, including Roxie, Velma, and the Cell Block Tango girls* guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, innocenct...just kidding! guilty!
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:54 pm
Marie-Leah Les Mis: Eponine: (To Marius) ******** the rain and the flowers Ive just been shot you stupid b*****d!
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:12 pm
Marie-Leah Les Mis: Eponine: (To Marius) ******** the rain and the flowers Ive just been shot you stupid b*****d! That's great. Anyone from Cats: Because Jellicos can't and Jellicos don't!... Franz Liebkind: Boo Nazis! Lady of the Lake: I give up! Here's the key to my trailer, Britany [Spears]! Reverend John Hale: There's no such thing as spooks... There's no such thing as spooks... Jack (from into the woods): *eyes white cow* I'm having beef tonight!
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:29 pm
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((Phantom and Rohal ar ruffling under the sheets))
Christine: WTF? eek errr
Rahol: CHRISTINE!!! IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS!
Phantom sad wraps his arms round Rahol from behind)that's not what you were saying a minute ago (looks up to christine) he's a tiger wanna join? (dirty wink)
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:06 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:42 pm
Shocks_dumb_cohort ..... ((Phantom and Rohal ar ruffling under the sheets)) Christine: WTF? eek errr Rahol: CHRISTINE!!! IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS! Phantom sad wraps his arms round Rahol from behind)that's not what you were saying a minute ago (looks up to christine) he's a tiger wanna join? (dirty wink)
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:01 am
MadameJavert Shocks_dumb_cohort ..... ((Phantom and Rohal ar ruffling under the sheets)) Christine: WTF? eek errr Rahol: CHRISTINE!!! IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS! Phantom sad wraps his arms round Rahol from behind)that's not what you were saying a minute ago (looks up to christine) he's a tiger wanna join? (dirty wink) I am to please *bows* (The boyfriend) the other girls: Oh polly we love that we all have male friends...we haven't meet yours though.. Polly: look i have no boyfriend ok i was just making him up he's not real!! i lied ok i lied!!!! girls: (stare blankly) Hott man like person : But Polly... Polly: Quiet you (storms out) i need some gin
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:46 pm
Elphaba: "I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the united states of Oz...and to the Wizard, for which it stands, one nation: under the Gods, indivisable, and liberty and justice for non-Animals!"
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Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:43 pm
Aida: Strongest suit my a**... I know that you just want to screw him!
Amneris: Screw who?
Aida: Radames!
Amneris: Why would I want to screw Radames? Especally since I have Mereb laying on my bed, stripped of his clothes, and glistening of sexy sweat?
Aida: You do?
Amneris: Yes, now do you mind? I have to-
Radames: (in the next room) Oh Amneris... Are you coming? I'm laying on your bed, stripped of my clothes, and glistening of sexy sweat.
Aida: (staring madly at Amneris) *growls*
Mereb: (in the next room) Yeah, me too! Gees, the last time I got laid was when Aida and I were kids and she wanted to get back at her dad for something...
Amneris: (looks at Aida) Say... Do you want to join?
Aida: (looks into Amneris' room and sees Radames and Mereb glistening with sweat and starting to rub oil on each other) Yeah ok! Hey boys, save some oil for us!
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