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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:30 pm
AirGirl Phantom Gratias Ago Vas Pro Venom Erin Westgate Noelani Rules Erin Westgate Do not give any person on Avatar a girl scout cookie they will eat Thin Mints all day long (Thin Mints are the BEST!) Well now since they don't have trans fat in them they kinda suck with out milk and THIN MINTS ARE STILL #1 Noelani Rules! i like carmel delights.. They were better when they were called Somoas. *eats thread* mmmm... thin mints.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:54 pm
sjs I got the idea from this http://www.xanga.com/dracomalfoyicons/491870980/150-things-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-at-hogwarts.html 1 I will not call Azula, Mai and Ty Lee "Ozai's Angels" 2 Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph and Zuko are not the Fantasic 5. Nor are they Teen Titans or Power Rangers. 3 UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you give Aang sugar. 4 Azula, Mai, Ty Lee and Katara are not Spice Girls. 5 Aang's name isn't Naruto. Nor is Zuko's name Sasuke or Gaara. 6 Waterbenders are not from "The Village Hidden in the Mist" ninja 7 I will not teach Aang "The Sexy Jutsu" 8 I will not call Uncle Iroh "Dumbledor" 9 I will not call Gran-Gran "Santa!" 10 I will not teach Aang the song "Crazy Frog" (Axel F") And last... Don't give any of them a computer. Especially if the internet homepage is famfiction.net. g2g That's all for now folks crying I'll write more soon. 12) I will not convince Aang that it's ok for him to drink alcohol because technically he is way over 21. 13) I will not ask Zuko if I can touch his scar. 14) I will not give Aang any Vault, Red Bull, or MDX. 15) I will not paint arrows on myself and tell Aang he's not the last Airbender. 16) I will not ask Zuko why he doens't scar his other eye so his face will be more symmetrical. 17) Momo is not an emergency food ration. No matter how hungry I am.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:57 pm
1. I will not pimp Aang's bison.
2. I will not exploit Zuko for his nievity. sad
3. I will not miss the opportunity to give Mai a makeover, even if force is necessary.
4. Nor will I miss the opportunity to teach Aang and Ty Lee the Macarena.
5. I will not join Iroh in the jaccuzi, even if he did heat it himself.
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:01 am
-I will never tell Momo he tastes like possum-chicken
-I will never play with Foofoocuddlypoops
-I will never tell Momo to bring water
-I will never damage books in Won Shi Tong's library
-I will never drink cactus juice
-I will never let Aang drink cactus juice
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:05 pm
- Never let Doctor Who travel to Avatar-land-timeness
- Never fluff up Katara's hair, bleach Zuko's, put a jet black wig on Aang and dye Sokka's hair red then tell them to defeat Voldemort already.
- Never try to cast a patronus on Sokka or Katara (or any other character for that matter) when they wear those long dark, hooded, robes.
- Never try to convince Iroh he has to speak like Yoda... or tell Zuko to "use the force!"
And that's it for now^^
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:22 am
Tel-Jilad Squirrel sjs I got the idea from this http://www.xanga.com/dracomalfoyicons/491870980/150-things-i-am-not-allowed-to-do-at-hogwarts.html 1 I will not call Azula, Mai and Ty Lee "Ozai's Angels" 2 Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph and Zuko are not the Fantasic 5. Nor are they Teen Titans or Power Rangers. 3 UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you give Aang sugar. 4 Azula, Mai, Ty Lee and Katara are not Spice Girls. 5 Aang's name isn't Naruto. Nor is Zuko's name Sasuke or Gaara. 6 Waterbenders are not from "The Village Hidden in the Mist" ninja 7 I will not teach Aang "The Sexy Jutsu" 8 I will not call Uncle Iroh "Dumbledor" 9 I will not call Gran-Gran "Santa!" 10 I will not teach Aang the song "Crazy Frog" (Axel F") And last... Don't give any of them a computer. Especially if the internet homepage is famfiction.net. g2g That's all for now folks crying I'll write more soon. 12) I will not convince Aang that it's ok for him to drink alcohol because technically he is way over 21. 13) I will not ask Zuko if I can touch his scar. 14) I will not give Aang any Vault, Red Bull, or MDX. 15) I will not paint arrows on myself and tell Aang he's not the last Airbender. 16) I will not ask Zuko why he doens't scar his other eye so his face will be more symmetrical. 17) Momo is not an emergency food ration. No matter how hungry I am. That was funny. I will never introduce Zuko to the wonders of eyeliner. I will never teach Sokka to dance to the 'I'm Too Sexy' song.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:41 am
All of those are really funny!
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:15 pm
ok this is all Do not Zuko Stuff
1)Do not say to Zuko"Good morning Mr.Sunshine" when he walks up
2)Do not dump cold water on Zuko when hes firebending
3)Do not call Zuko Princy
4)Do not call Zuko an intense maniac
5)Don't answer any of his questions
6)Do not switch the map hes useing with a fake one
7)Do not change the course on his ship
cool Do not taunt him beacause a 12 year old boy is better at fighting and hiding than he is
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:26 am
1. Do not ride the Unagi
2. Do not tell the warriors of Kyoshi that girls can't fight. You will have the major smackdown laid upon you.
3. Do not attempt to roast marshmellows during an Agni Kai or any other battle involving fire-bending.
(This one's paraphrased from the link in the first post) 4. Do not send Azula or Ozai the Evil Overlord List. Send it to Zuko, instead.
5. Never hide the lotus tile.
6. I will not call Aang in the Avatar State a 'glowbug'.
(vive la dead threads! blaugh blaugh )
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:09 am
1. i will not ask Wan Shi Tong "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsy pop''
2. i will not sign aang in a dancing contest
3. i will not swich may and tai lee's makeup
4. i will not ask iroh to join the hippie nomads and form a band
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:44 pm
WindGuardianErick 4. i will not ask iroh to join the hippie nomads and form a band But he'd get along with them so well!
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:23 am
[Try to realize the truth.
The "Four Seasons Song," Hippie Remix!
XD
There is no spoon.]
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:04 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:14 pm
[Try to realize the truth.
The children are shooting... rainbows and flames... out of their... noses?
XD
I love it. And I think that would be a great name for a crack fanfic.
There is no spoon.]
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:37 am
I will not call zuko 'zuzu' no matter how funny it is
I will not tell zuko to "shut up u little emo kid"
I will not do the austin powers "daddy didn't love" impression around zuko
I will not let Aang near any power drink ..>EVER!
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