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This one's kind of mean... But funny.

There was a newly-wed couple who decided to go to the Amazon on vacation, so they hired a tour guide who knew the area well. As they were walking, they began to hear the steady beat of a drum.
"Is that bad?" the husband asked.
"No. As long as the drums keep playing, we'll be fine." the tour guide replied.
A few minutes later, they realized the drums had sped up.
"Is that bad?" the wife repeated.
Same answer.
Then, all together, the drums stopped. The wife and husband turned to look at the horror stricken face of their tour guide.
"What?" they asked. "What happens after the drums stop?"
"...Trombone solo..."

Q:
How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

A:
Five, One to handle the bulb, and the other four to tell him how much better they could have done it.


Q:
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A:
None, they have machines to do that now


Q:
How many clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

A:
Only one, but she'll go through a whole box of bulbs before she finds the perfect one


Q:
How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A:
Five, One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Kenny G. would have done it


Q:
How many Trombonists does it take to change a light bulb?

A:
Just one, but he'll do it too loudly


Q:
How many flutists does it take to change a light bulb?

A:
Just one, but she'll sit and adjust it back and forth until its just right


Q:
How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

A:
Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignments and leaks


Q:
How many tubas does it take to change a light bulb?

A:
Five, One to change it and four to complain how high it is

This ones a little mean if you don't have a sense of humor. Personally I love it and think it's hilarious.

How do you get two piccolo players to play in tune?
You shoot one of them.

This one's kind of mean... But funny.

There was a newly-wed couple who decided to go to the Amazon on vacation, so they hired a tour guide who knew the area well. As they were walking, they began to hear the steady beat of a drum.
"Is that bad?" the husband asked.
"No. As long as the drums keep playing, we'll be fine." the tour guide replied.
A few minutes later, they realized the drums had sped up.
"Is that bad?" the wife repeated.
Same answer.
Then, all together, the drums stopped. The wife and husband turned to look at the horror stricken face of their tour guide.
"What?" they asked. "What happens after the drums stop?"
"...Trombone solo..."