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  Neji: -Squishes-
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Iia

PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:42 am


xD I don't know if people have already wrote something like though. Hmm. It all depends.

*at Team Gai's training grounds. Tenten did not arrive yet.*

Neji: *runs up to Lee* Lee! ninja
Lee: *stops stretching* Yes?
Neji: Look what I found! *holds out a thick book*
Lee: Hm....What is it?
Neji: TENTEN'S BABY PICTURES! 4laugh
Lee: o.o...Where'd you get that?
Neji: Tenten always keeps her bedroom window unlocked.
Lee: ...So the stalking is going good.
Neji: Yup! *sits on the ground and opens it up* Look Look!
Lee: *sits down and looks* Awwww! <3333

*an hour later*

Lee: ^O^ It's her first birthday! Look at the cake on her face! How adorable!
Neji: *snickering* Aw. <3
Tenten: I was a cute baby, huh?
Lee: o-o
Neji: O-O
Both: *slowly turn around*
Tenten: *has the I'm-going-to-slit-your-throats-and-burn-you-on-a-stake look*
Lee: *cough* ...
Neji: *looks at Lee, then back at Tenten* Um-
Lee: NEJI DID IT! gonk *runs at his top speed*
Tenten: *grabs a kunai*
Neji: ._.;;; *gulps* Um...*scoots backward* Uh...
Tenten: *takes a step forward* Any last words, Hyuuga Neji?
Neji: >> << >> ;___; Iloveyou?
Tenten: DIE NEJI DIE! *throws the kunai*
Neji: *screams like a girl and runs*
Tenten: Hehe. *puts up her kunai, and picks up her photo album* Revenge is a dirty word in my dictonary, Neji. *takes out a picture book with "Neji's Baby Years" written on it* Now let's how cute YOU were on your first birthday. *cackles evilly and sits on the ground to read*

*Another hour later*

Lee: *hiding in a bush* ;-; T-t-tenten is sc-scary.
Neji: *clinging to Lee* T____________T Idon'twannadieIdon'twannadieI'mtooyoundtodieI'mtooprettytodie. *rocks back and forth in the fetal position*

*meanwhile*

Tenten: x3 AWWWWWW, look how Key-YOOT! *flips the page again* ...HAHA! xD Look at his barney pajamas! <333
PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:46 am


Iia that was awesome! Your a great writer! 4laugh

[.Kita.]
Captain


Iia

PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:02 am


xD Thanks. I just have a big imagination.

*halloween night*

Tenten: *rings the doorbell*
*door opens*
Tenten: *dressed up as a punk rocker, with tight leather pants and a halter top* Trick or Treat! ^_^
Neji: *at the door* ....*nosebleeds*
Tenten: ....Now will you stop giving out candy and come trick or treating with me? *winks and holds up a shopping bag with a boy's punk rocker outfit*
Neji: *holding his nose* H-hold on just one sec. *takes the bag and rushes inside*
PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:21 am


Iia
xD Thanks. I just have a big imagination.

*halloween night*

Tenten: *rings the doorbell*
*door opens*
Tenten: *dressed up as a punk rocker, with tight leather pants and a halter top* Trick or Treat! ^_^
Neji: *at the door* ....*nosebleeds*
Tenten: ....Now will you stop giving out candy and come trick or treating with me? *winks and holds up a shopping bag with a boy's punk rocker outfit*
Neji: *holding his nose* H-hold on just one sec. *takes the bag and rushes inside*


Lol

[.Kita.]
Captain


Iia

PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:13 pm


I can imagine Neji dressing up as th ghost like Charlie Brown...with all the holes in the sheet. XD

*at Tenten's house*

Tenten: *counting her candy* 125...126...127!
Neji: ...127?
Tenten: Yeah. n.n What's you get? *thinking: >> I SO got more than him.*
Neji: HAHA! *waves a candy bar in front of her face* 129!
Tenten: o_o *jaw drops* N-no way!
Neji: Bwuahaha! *dances, still in his costume* I wi~in! I wi~in! I got more candies than yoooouuuuu! I'm the man! Go Neji! Go Neji!
Tenten: >< Where did he get more than me?!

*flashback*

Tenten: And so I told him that...Look! It's Sakura and Sasuke!

Sakura: *dressed up as a witch*
Sasuke: *dressed up as a vampire*

Tenten: Hey guys! ^_^ *runs up to them, Neji following*
Sakura: Hey! Happy Halloween!
Tenten: You too! It's a nice night out, no?
Sakura: Oh it is! Are you having fun?
Tenten: Totally! Me and Neji went over to....*yap yap*
Neji: >> *steals a handful of candy from Tenten's bag*

*end flashback*

Neji: *still dancing*
Tenten: ninja I'll beat you next year, Hyuuga!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:17 pm


Christmass
TenTen: hi neji! Hi lee!
Lee and Neji: hi
lee:hey so what are u 2 doing for christmass!?
TenTen: I am going to Sakura's house!
Neji: going to sasuke's house.
lee:me and gia are going to party!
Neji: A yougth party?
Lee: yes!
TenTen: got to go, but here are your presents. *hands over 2 one for each* *tenten then left*
Neji's present: a locket with a picture of him and TenTen on their first date.
Lee: gift of weopans
thats all sorry so short! sweatdrop
anyway it sucked

Hinata_Huuyga#1


sabaitide

PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:08 am


ive seen two really funny skits, but they arnt nejiten. its really worth watching.

1.village of ddr
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U46UfzoM_0Q&search=village of ddr

2.cup of ramen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vO-6438Qjc&search=village of ddr
PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:30 am


heres one im making up.

*at tsande-sama's office waiting for there next mission. lee and neji are in there with tsande-sama and they're waiting for tenten*

lee:im bored.

neji:im bored too. just deal with it.

tsande-sama
:me to.

lee:what do you think tenten would look like with her hair down? i bet shes pretty.

(what lee said shocked neji and tsande-sama. they never thought about that before.)

tenten:sorry im late.

tsande-sama:heres your mission. blah blah blah. now go...except for neji and lee.

(tenten leaves)

tsande-sama: you guys have another assignment. you have to figure out how tenten looks like with her hair down.(hands them a sony didjital camera)

neji:what the.... whats this?

tsande-sama: it's a dijital camera....baka

neji:i still dont get that

tsande-sama stressed just go find out what she looks like.

*outside tsande-sama's office*

neji:lee, do you kno how to use this?

lee:nope. but i know how to get tenten to put her hair down.

neji:how?

lee:baka! ask her on a date while your still in your youth!
stressed
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its not really nejiten sweatdrop

sabaitide


[.Kita.]
Captain

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:30 am


Some of the pairings might seem weird but bear with me til Part B!

Skit #3

Part A
Rock Lee: Sakura be mine!
Sakura: Sorry Lee i'm taken *hugs Sasuke and walks away*
Rock Lee: Nooo!
Gaara: You know maybe I could help...

Ino: Sakura what do you think your doing clinging to Sasuke like that?!
Sasuke: Sorry Ino i'm taken *hugs Sakura and walks off*
Ino: What the F***!!! o.O
Shikamaru: Hey Ino you know maybe I could help...

Chouji: Nooo Ino-chan's taken!!!
Girl 1: *walks up* Chouji-kun maybe I can help...

Temari: Nooo! Shikamaru's taken! Damn that Ino-pig!!!
Kankuro: Hey Temari maybe I could help...

Naruto: Sakura-chan!!! Sasuke-kun!!!
Sasusaku: *making out*
Naruto: OMG!!! o.O
Sasusaku: *turn to Naruto* Sorry but we're both taken *continue making out*
Naruto: *jaw drops*
Hinata: N-Naruto-kun m-m-maybe I c-could help...

Shino and Kiba: Nooo! Hinata-chan is taken!!! T-T
Girl 1: *walk up* Hey Kiba maybe I can help...
Girl 2: *walk up* Hey Shino maybe I can help...

And so in 1 day see how much good was done? And it's all thanx to Sasusaku!!! <3

Part B

Neji and Tenten are taking a break from training...

Tenten: Hey Neji do you believe how many couples there are?!
Neji: Hnn...
Tenten: I mean there's GaaraLee, KibaOC, ShinoOC, HinaNaru, ShikaIno, Sasusaku, KankTema, and ChoujiOC. I guess that leaves just you and me huh?...
Neji: I guess so...
Tenten:*sigh* I'm worried I won't get anyone I mean practically everyone's taken so-mph!
Neji: *kisses*
Tenten: O.O (at first but then kisses back)
Neji: You know i'm not taken yet...
Inner Tenten: Yes! Opperation get Neji to confess sucess!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:18 am


All of these are brilliant! I was gonna post this one thingy I made up but I can't find it ::sob::

doometh


Iia

PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:44 pm


xD I love Skit #3. GaaLee YESSSS! But I think Kiba and Shino should help each other. >w<

And KankTema? oO Wow. XD Never heard of that one before.

Kankurou: ...*looks at Temari*
Temari: *looks at Kankurou*
Gaara: ...xD hehehe.
KankTema: NO WAY! THAT'S MY SIBLING! gonk

Uchihacest: Never stopped us. >>
KankTema: .___.;;;

---

*at training*

Tenten: *singing to herself* Shake that laffy taffy...that laffy taffy, girl!
Neji: ...Okay. What ARE you singing?
Tenten: Oh, it's a song I heard on the radio. *continues to train* Shake that laffy taffy...

*after training, at the Hyuuga houshold*

Neji: *mummbling something*
Hinata: o.o? *scoots closer to hear*
Neji: *singing REALLY softly* Shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, girl. Shake that laffy taffy...
Hinata: ...Wha-
Neji: O.O AH!
Hinata: .___. *scared at the sudden outburst*
Neji: ...Hinata-sama?
Hinata: Y-you scared me...Um...Neji-nii-san, what are you si-singing?
Neji: *just realized he was actually singing it before* Damn Tenten. ><
Hinata: ...? *blinks*
PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:43 am


Iia
xD I love Skit #3. GaaLee YESSSS! But I think Kiba and Shino should help each other. >w<

And KankTema? oO Wow. XD Never heard of that one before.

Kankurou: ...*looks at Temari*
Temari: *looks at Kankurou*
Gaara: ...xD hehehe.
KankTema: NO WAY! THAT'S MY SIBLING! gonk

Uchihacest: Never stopped us. >>
KankTema: .___.;;;

---

*at training*

Tenten: *singing to herself* Shake that laffy taffy...that laffy taffy, girl!
Neji: ...Okay. What ARE you singing?
Tenten: Oh, it's a song I heard on the radio. *continues to train* Shake that laffy taffy...

*after training, at the Hyuuga houshold*

Neji: *mummbling something*
Hinata: o.o? *scoots closer to hear*
Neji: *singing REALLY softly* Shake that laffy taffy, that laffy taffy, girl. Shake that laffy taffy...
Hinata: ...Wha-
Neji: O.O AH!
Hinata: .___. *scared at the sudden outburst*
Neji: ...Hinata-sama?
Hinata: Y-you scared me...Um...Neji-nii-san, what are you si-singing?
Neji: *just realized he was actually singing it before* Damn Tenten. ><
Hinata: ...? *blinks*



Lol yeah I know but still I couldn't think of another pairing ><

Glad u liked it though!

Omg that skit was awesome! Lol <33


[.Kita.]
Captain


aqua_rhapsody

PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:24 am


animegoddess49
Some of the pairings might seem weird but bear with me til Part B!

Skit #3

Part A
Rock Lee: Sakura be mine!
Sakura: Sorry Lee i'm taken *hugs Sasuke and walks away*
Rock Lee: Nooo!
Gaara: You know maybe I could help...

Ino: Sakura what do you think your doing clinging to Sasuke like that?!
Sasuke: Sorry Ino i'm taken *hugs Sakura and walks off*
Ino: What the F***!!! o.O
Shikamaru: Hey Ino you know maybe I could help...

Chouji: Nooo Ino-chan's taken!!!
Girl 1: *walks up* Chouji-kun maybe I can help...

Temari: Nooo! Shikamaru's taken! Damn that Ino-pig!!!
Kankuro: Hey Temari maybe I could help...

Naruto: Sakura-chan!!! Sasuke-kun!!!
Sasusaku: *making out*
Naruto: OMG!!! o.O
Sasusaku: *turn to Naruto* Sorry but we're both taken *continue making out*
Naruto: *jaw drops*
Hinata: N-Naruto-kun m-m-maybe I c-could help...

Shino and Kiba: Nooo! Hinata-chan is taken!!! T-T
Girl 1: *walk up* Hey Kiba maybe I can help...
Girl 2: *walk up* Hey Shino maybe I can help...

And so in 1 day see how much good was done? And it's all thanx to Sasusaku!!! <3

Part B

Neji and Tenten are taking a break from training...

Tenten: Hey Neji do you believe how many couples there are?!
Neji: Hnn...
Tenten: I mean there's GaaraLee, KibaOC, ShinoOC, HinaNaru, ShikaIno, Sasusaku, KankTema, and ChoujiOC. I guess that leaves just you and me huh?...
Neji: I guess so...
Tenten:*sigh* I'm worried I won't get anyone I mean practically everyone's taken so-mph!
Neji: *kisses*
Tenten: O.O (at first but then kisses back)
Neji: You know i'm not taken yet...
Inner Tenten: Yes! Opperation get Neji to confess sucess!!!


XD Hilarious
PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:54 am


aqua_rhapsody
animegoddess49
Some of the pairings might seem weird but bear with me til Part B!

Skit #3

Part A
Rock Lee: Sakura be mine!
Sakura: Sorry Lee i'm taken *hugs Sasuke and walks away*
Rock Lee: Nooo!
Gaara: You know maybe I could help...

Ino: Sakura what do you think your doing clinging to Sasuke like that?!
Sasuke: Sorry Ino i'm taken *hugs Sakura and walks off*
Ino: What the F***!!! o.O
Shikamaru: Hey Ino you know maybe I could help...

Chouji: Nooo Ino-chan's taken!!!
Girl 1: *walks up* Chouji-kun maybe I can help...

Temari: Nooo! Shikamaru's taken! Damn that Ino-pig!!!
Kankuro: Hey Temari maybe I could help...

Naruto: Sakura-chan!!! Sasuke-kun!!!
Sasusaku: *making out*
Naruto: OMG!!! o.O
Sasusaku: *turn to Naruto* Sorry but we're both taken *continue making out*
Naruto: *jaw drops*
Hinata: N-Naruto-kun m-m-maybe I c-could help...

Shino and Kiba: Nooo! Hinata-chan is taken!!! T-T
Girl 1: *walk up* Hey Kiba maybe I can help...
Girl 2: *walk up* Hey Shino maybe I can help...

And so in 1 day see how much good was done? And it's all thanx to Sasusaku!!! <3

Part B

Neji and Tenten are taking a break from training...

Tenten: Hey Neji do you believe how many couples there are?!
Neji: Hnn...
Tenten: I mean there's GaaraLee, KibaOC, ShinoOC, HinaNaru, ShikaIno, Sasusaku, KankTema, and ChoujiOC. I guess that leaves just you and me huh?...
Neji: I guess so...
Tenten:*sigh* I'm worried I won't get anyone I mean practically everyone's taken so-mph!
Neji: *kisses*
Tenten: O.O (at first but then kisses back)
Neji: You know i'm not taken yet...
Inner Tenten: Yes! Opperation get Neji to confess sucess!!!


XD Hilarious
Thanx ^^

[.Kita.]
Captain


JhonnyRaincloud

Dapper Member

PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:28 am


@animegoddess49:: That was...BRILLIANT! =D Credits gone to animegoddess49! That was really hilariously cute. x3 All thanks to SasuSaku, YAY SASUSAKU! I knew it was the best pairing! (Second to NejiTen like others)

Neji: -Walks up to Tenten-
Tenten: -Has laptop-
Neji: o.O What's that?
Tenten: A laptop...-Continues working-
Neji: ...Lap...top? A top fo ryour lap/
Tenten: No silly. It's a computer.
Neji: ...Com...pu...ter?
Tenten: -Is too busy working--Finally-
Tenten: Look! -Shows Neji the window with Tenten in it from DigiCam installed to laptop-
Neji: NO! I dreaded this day to come! Which Tenten to love! Which Tenten shall deserve my heart?! Which Tenten shall remain victorious! -Rambles on...-
Tenten: O.O I'm right here Neji.




I personally love Iia's. She's an original. x3 Like animegoddess49 too. All !of your rock, in fact. x3 All of you.
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