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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:28 pm
Make him join the ballet with Meg and have Christine star in everything opposite Erik where all they do it kiss on stage.
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:33 pm
peekadora First we fix him a lovely romantic dinner. Candles, music, table cloth, waiters, the whole nine yards. Then we serve him liver. Polar Bear liver. And the Arsenic and Old Lace's special elderberry wine. blaugh "I like my town, with a little drop of...poison." Yay! Miss Martha and Miss Abby will LOVE to serve the fop their famous wine!!! After all, he's a lonely old man....at the end at least...
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:06 pm
We do this old school cool : razz ops out her watergun and plastic knife:: Pop a cap up his butt and shank.
Or...
Chinese water trap him surprised
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 4:09 pm
okay here's how I would kill Raoul.
First: Gag him
Second: tie him up
Third: Make three clean slices with a very sharp knife on his abdomen.
Fourth: Pull the skin aside and cut through the membrane underneath (carefully of course, you don't want to damage the internal organs)
Fifth: reach in and pull out small intestines
Sixth: wrap said intestines around his neck
Seventh: If you did steps three through six correctly he should stay alive for about six hours or so.
Eighth: Take a picture
Ninth: Bring Erik in and give him knife from before
Tenth: Have him place knife under Raoul's chin
Eleventh: have him jam the very large knife up into Raoul's brain.
Hehe, I read too much.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:45 am
Scrape his skin off with a small pocket knife, then bathe him in acid.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:50 pm
I say we let the fop live. After all, does he really deserve to die because a little slut chose him over a man whom gave her Music?
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:58 pm
x_teh_band_geekness_x I say we let the fop live. After all, does he really deserve to die because a little slut chose him over a man whom gave her Music? blasphemy!
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:51 am
I don't want to see him dead, just poor on the street and maybe bleeding biggrin
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:18 pm
Here's my plan. Step one: shave hair off. Step two: watch him scream. Step three: Give him his hair, and a hot glue gun. Step four: Watch as he burns the flesh on his head. Step five: Poke in head. Step six: Slice up arms. (making sure to leave the wrists untouched) Step seven: Sqeeze lemons in him. Step eight: Tell him Christine is actually in love with Carlotta. Step nine: Bury alive. Step ten: open coffin 10 days later to find a dead fop, and hopefully scratch markings on the coffin.
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:07 pm
no all u do is tell him that chicks dig guys who stab themselves in the heart with a very sharp sword
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:26 pm
Hmmm...I understand you know, Raoul sucks and all...but c'mon...it's really not that bad, is it? Ok, it is. Poor Erik.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:49 pm
tell him Christine's ******** Erik at the bottom of a lake. then tell him the only way to save her is to tie a cinderblock around his leg
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 7:12 pm
Kitsune Ookami a) Sneeze on him. He'll fear for his life on the count of germs, causing him to run into the street and unknowingly get hit by a buggy. b) Make him listen to Carlotta singing---for 48 hours and tied up a la Clockwork Orange c) Getting a kiss from Erik sans the mask. d) Make him break a nail. e.) messing up his beautifully pampered hair and telling him there isn't a salon within 50miles (I wonder how far he'd run till he would pass out....)
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:14 pm
Save her from ******** Erik? Wait...wouldn't that be...what?
Technically, it would be rape...
Ah well.
Tell Raoul there's a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the lake.
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:40 pm
I say we put him on my school bus with all of those little kids and don't let him or the kids off....it would be wirse than hell *laughs evilly*
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