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 Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 6:13 pm
...As Hiro fought, Pickalock kindled, Johnny calculated, and the Old man Reminisced the horde of vertically challenged snot-bubbles continued to descend upon the party.
Goblin warriors flayed thier green swords and maces against the party's legs like so many blades of grass gently swaying in the wind, goblin assasins bearing green daggers descended from the rafters like falling leaves in autumn, and green catapaults launched more goblins into the parties midst banging against heads and armor like well aimed nerf balls...
In short, neither side seemed to be making any headway (exept for Johnny whose mathematics seemed to overwhelme some of the more inteligent goblins.)
**He he he, have fun! ninja **
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:13 pm
There were swarms of them around her. D'rahl panicked. " They can see up my shorts!" All of her scant ninja training fled as she stomped on the rubber goblins beneath her. This didn't help, when her foot came off, up they sprang. "They're IN my shorts!!!!" Her panicked cry made many goblins cover their ears in pain. Now her eyes glittered dangerously. She grabbed one of the offending goblins and pulled it until it was four times it's original length and swearing at her. Her hands slipped and...VOOM goblins were knocked over like dominoes by the whizzing one. Angrily D'rahl attacked them, as only a female could. She tore, scratched even bit the goblins, all the while yelling in outraged tones, "Perverts! Peeping Toms! Hentai! You little CREEPS!!" many other unlady like words spewed from her mouth, inflicting quite as much damage to the goblins as the girl herself was.
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:03 am
savanacat There were swarms of them around her. D'rahl panicked. " They can see up my shorts!" All of her scant ninja training fled as she stomped on the rubber goblins beneath her. This didn't help, when her foot came off, up they sprang. "They're IN my shorts!!!!" Her panicked cry made many goblins cover their ears in pain. Now her eyes glittered dangerously. She grabbed one of the offending goblins and pulled it until it was four times it's original length and swearing at her. Her hands slipped and...VOOM goblins were knocked over like dominoes by the whizzing one. Angrily D'rahl attacked them, as only a female could. She tore, scratched even bit the goblins, all the while yelling in outraged tones, "Perverts! Peeping Toms! Hentai! You little CREEPS!!" many other unlady like words spewed from her mouth, inflicting quite as much damage to the goblins as the girl herself was.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:58 am
The old wizard seemed completely oblivious to the dozens of green figures scrambling over his form intent on attempting bodily harm against him as he furrowed his brow in apperant concentration trying to recall whatever spell it was he'd had in mind. Finally with a grunt of dissaproval at his foggy mind he stamped his foot, shouting, "Ah, fizzle bubbles!!" And a wave of fire engulfed the floor below him, spreading outwards and melting all goblins it touched without seeming to harm anyone, or anything which was not made of rubber. He then picked his hat back up from where it had been knocked to the ground by one of the goblins and sat back down in his chair, grumbling something about the rudeness of not waiting for a wizard to remember his spells. For the moment he was free from the assualt of the rubber goblins, but more were moving in, though with a bit more caution.
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The demon Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:17 pm
((OOC: By the way the "melted goblins" don't stay melted and even the ones whose heads were blown up my mathematics are magically being put back together. Let's see if you figure out how to "deal" with this menace.))
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:41 pm
ooc: deal, as in bargain?!?
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 8:44 am
In the hidden alcove, from whence the 'Ghost sounds' had once emenated a small almost child-like hand periodically shot out, grabbing unsuspecting rubber goblins and then pulling them back into the shadows. A moment later the unfortunett goblin would reappear, only with his hands, arms and legs tied together in facinating and unusual knots. This action repeated itself until there was a veritable army of wriggling 'rubber knot' goblins.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:08 pm
savanacat ooc: deal, as in bargain?!? **Remains abjectly silent.**
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:13 pm
Blue_Elf savanacat ooc: deal, as in bargain?!? **Remains abjectly silent.** ((Meanie-head! blaugh xp ))
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:48 pm
ooc: how unfun blaugh it's so much funner to mangle them and devise pathetically weird ways of killing them! xd let us have a little more fun before spoiling it next time 'kay?
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:05 pm
ooc:Okay since I last posted Monday, and it is now Friday, and no one else has posted, it is up to me!
D'rahl huffed, exhausted. She stopped and finally begged of the countless rubber goblins before her, " Stop...st..op... Just go away.....and...I won't..hurt you. Stop being...so darn stu...stop and i'll do anything that will.. get you little cree- guys away from me!" She had regained her breath and waited for their reply. If they so much as got close enough to see up her shorts...well, she stll had some skills left to her.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:35 pm
savanacat ooc:Okay since I last posted Monday, and it is now Friday, and no one else has posted, it is up to me!
D'rahl huffed, exhausted. She stopped and finally begged of the countless rubber goblins before her, " Stop...st..op... Just go away.....and...I won't..hurt you. Stop being...so darn stu...stop and i'll do anything that will.. get you little cree- guys away from me!" She had regained her breath and waited for their reply. If they so much as got close enough to see up her shorts...well, she stll had some skills left to her. Some of the goblins paused at her words but most just kept attacking.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:57 pm
Pickalock continued in his entertainment excersizes, except that the more goblins wandered by his alcove, the more creative his 'rubber knot goblins' became. Soon there were rubber knot goblin chains, and statues and rolly balls, and even some make-shift rubber-knot-goblin boots, which Pickalock gleefully tried on and began bouncing around the room in.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:08 pm
Hiro who had by now exhausted a bit of his furvor paused and took stock of the situation. These blasted things just kept coming. The young prince was not known for patience, stunning intelect or anything much except for courage and devotion and his already small attention span was well spent. Also well spent was the patience of the somewhat bad tempered Jinei. Thus the war horse seizing the bit in his teeth set about doing his best imitation of a bucking bronco.
The big horse stampeded through the ranks of goblins hooves flailing. Meanwhile the suprised Hiro clung to his charger for dear life praying to every god that occured to his memory this episode would not end up like "last time."
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:34 pm
Johnny watched the goblins reform in stunned silence for a moment before bursting in amazed wonder. "ASTOUNDING! They must have nannites! Wow, how are you made?!" The salaryman wondered aloud to himself as he picked up a formerly melted goblin to examine more closely.
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