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 Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:41 am
Quagmire: See you later honey! He, well I guess I can't go swimming in the pool for an hour. Hehe. Giggity giggity giggity giggity goo!
Wasn't sure how many giggity's there were, so I guessed.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:31 pm
x.Wesker.x Quagmire: See you later honey! He, well I guess I can't go swimming in the pool for an hour. Hehe. Giggity giggity giggity giggity goo! Wasn't sure how many giggity's there were, so I guessed. ur close enough, its 3 though
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:15 pm
Stewie: Hey did they ever unfreeze Walt Disney?
Stu: Unfortunately.
Scientist: Welcome back Mr. Disney.
Disney: Are the Jews gone yet?
Scientist: Uhh no.
Disney: Put me back in!
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:25 pm
Quagmire: You 18 yet, Meg?
Meg: No.
Quagmire: Alright, dramallama
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:41 pm
Stu: I'm sorry. That's never happened to me before.
Fran: Which part? The 8 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying?
Stu: Umm Iguess both. Do I give you money now?
Fran: Yeah I'm gonna go.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:24 pm
Stewie: Oh you sick sick little moo cow.
Quagmire: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together.
Cleveland: Oh Quagmire, you're what the spaniards call "El Terrible."
Stewie: D**n it to pus-spewing, blood-gutted h*ll.
Stewie: Wait wait wait i know this. 867-5309 yes that's it. no wait D**N you Tommy Tutone. There's only one thing to do. 111-1111 Lois? D**n. 111-1112 Lois? D**n. 111-1113 Lois? D**n.
Peter: Our relationship can not be measured in n**ples and dimes. I mean nickels and b**bs. Money. I'll be upstairs.
Brian: Hi Luke.
Luke: Have we met?
Brian: I was born here.
Luke: Lots of dogs been born here. Which one were you again?
Brian: I was the one who could talk.
Luke BRIAN!!! Betty look who it is.
Luke: That's not true. Biscuit loved all her puppies.
Stewie: *snickers* Biscuit.
Mr. Herbert: We can settle this like civilized and s*xy teenagers. Whoever swallows the most Tylenol PM wins.
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One Winged Angel101010-_-
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:06 pm
Peter: $1000 bucks says I could jump off that building and live.
Cleveland: Thats just crazy, Peter
[Peter jumps off building stands up]
Peter: Hey look at that I beat my loogie
[Tree grabs Chris]
Herbert: You let go of my man
[Tree puts Chris down]
Herbert: You shall not pass
[Ground crumbles under Herbert and Tree. While falling Herbert begins stabbing tree with his walker.]
Stewie: Hello mother, in some cases life is like a box of chocolates, you never what your gonna get. Unfortunatly in your case life is like a box of active grenades, Which will detonate in ten seconds unless you return my mind control device.
Lois: Ohh you want your toy here honey
Stewie: Haha victory is mine
[Stewie leaves room and grenades detonate]
Stewie: Damn
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:10 pm
[Brian and Stewie walking in desert, Stewie is nude holding his clothes]
Brian: This is horrible. I'm so thirsty.
Stewie: OMG Brian. Do you see what I see?
Brian: A Dr. Pepper machine
Stewie: Yes. O I can taste it now.
*They both run towards it**They see it closely*
Brian: Damn, it was a mirage.
Stewie: Uh, a RC Cola machine.
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:37 am
dude family guy is awesome
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:56 pm
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