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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:33 am
Order 983716464718214646174988946194758161284746181: Find out WTF went on in the head office that came up with this many orders.
Order 983716464718214646174988946194758161284746182: Create a new order system to stop the ridiculous and tedious memorization needed for such long numbers.
Order Alpha 1: Test the new order system.
Order Alpha 2: New system is a success. Proceed as planned.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:48 pm
Order #666:Invade Hell, The emporer now wnts to sit of hells Throne with Satans head on a Vibro-pike.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:00 pm
Order# 65: Give the jedi cookies and milk
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:08 pm
Order# 565: See order# 656.
Order# 656: See order# 565.
Order# 300: Learn alchemy.
Order# 301: Look like an idiot trying to do alchemy.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:28 pm
Order 667: Give Laharl a wedgie.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:38 pm
Order 65: Make sure no one ******** up Order 66
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:43 pm
Order 67: Fire the guy who ******** up Order 66.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:56 pm
Order 88: Eat a burrito. You deserve a break, commander.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:31 pm
Order 89: Take some Beano or something for that gas. Phew!
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:09 pm
Order #336: Press Red Button. Twice.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:26 pm
Order 337: Wonder how something could self destruct twice after having pushed the red button twice.
Order 338: Destroy the universe by creating a dimensional distortion thanks to the former paradox.
Order 339: Neverminding how everything somehow survived, sue whoever it was who decided that major paradoxes would destroy the universe.
Order 340: See Order 341 for ultimate victory against the Rebel Alliance.
Order 342: Attempt to find Order 341, which has apparently been misplaced.
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Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:45 pm
Order #42: the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 2:29 am
(( Order 42 has been done already, too much at that. ))
Order 592: A large, with extra cheese, and some cheesy bread.
Order 592 1/2: Oh, and a medium pepporoni for Palpatine.
Order 593: Kidnap the pizza man and interrigate him about the Jedi.
Order 594: Evade jail time for kidnapping by hiring Johhny Cochran as a defense lawyer.
Order 595: Plead the 5th when later brought to court for molesting the same pizza guy.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:06 pm
Order# -1: Create clone army.
Order# -2: Have alternte way to get enough money for clone army.
Order# -3: Whore Palpy out to get money for clone army.
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Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 1:16 pm
Order 1920: blatantly ignore the Prime Directive.
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