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 Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2023 3:21 pm
Boom rolled to the side and looked at Aaron. He threw his hands up when he saw the telltale sign of blood trickling from the sumos forehead. Boom did it! He achieved first blood!
Now what was rhe next condition? Oh righr, armbar. Boom wasnt much for submission holds but he just needed to lock one in right?
Boom moved to aarons arm, looking to put in a cross armbar.
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:05 pm
 Aaron wiped his forehead, looking at blood sparkling on his fingers. Then Boom grabbed his wrist to start locking in an armbar. Aaron clenched his fist and grabbed for Boom's wrist with his other arm. Once he got his massive meaty hand on Boom's wrist, Aaron would try to roll away from him pulling Boom along into an alligator like death roll under Aaron, and on top of the plastic caltrops.
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2023 2:13 pm
Boom held onto the arm like a rabid honey badger, trying to pry off Aarons fingers as he gripped the arm trting to extend the elbow. He held on through the roll, shouting in pain as he was pressed onto the resin polyhedrons
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 7:05 am
Aaron had prevented Boom from locking in the armbar, for the moment, but he was in dire straits now. The blood was mixing with his sweat, quickly covering his face in a mask of red. He was a threat in nearly any match, but he was also a bit of a traditionalist. He wasn't familiar with fighting extreme rules, bloodying his opponent on purpose wasn't something he'd ever NEEDED to do. He was at a loss now because he still had to get through Boom's mask. First he needed to get back to his feet, so back to the ol' production of getting his frame under his massive weight.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 5:54 pm
Boom pushed himself up, rubbing his aching back that was prodded by all the dice. Looking to keep aaron down, he looked to hook him for a quick DDT
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 7:46 am
It was starting to seem like Aaron was putting on a clinic of how to stand with so much bulk, he felt like he was spending more time getting to his feet than being in them. Once again no sooner did he get to his feet and gain his baring when Boom grabbed his thick neck into a headlock and drove him back into the mat with a DDT! A bloody Aaron face was imprinted into the mat.
Bloody AaronFace tshirts would become available in the following weeks, 34.99!*
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2023 4:22 pm
Boom crawled away from Aarons body and the scattered dice. He went back to the corner, reaching into his Brawl-sack. He reached through the bag, trying to find just the right item. In his career Boom has hit people with everything but...
....AHA! Boom pulled it out... a ceramic kitchen sink! He stood up, raising the sink up to roaring applause
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2023 5:11 pm
Aaron lay on the mat panting, he was dazed by the DDT and hadn't noticed the new streams of blood that trickled down his wide face. Dice stuck into the fat on his body all over, but every now and then one would come loose and roll to the mat.
[bA]s Boom held the kitchen sink up for the audience's approval, a d20 popped off of Aaron's chest and rolled to the mat, it rolled and bounced off of other dice before coming to a stop. It was another natural 20, only this time, Aaron sat bolt upright. He shrugged off the daze and thanks to his proximity to the ropes started pulling himself to his feet.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2023 5:18 pm
Boom saw Aaron getting back up. He had to give it to the big guy, he was tough as they get. He wasnt much into hardcore but he sure could take it. Boom was close though... he made him bleed, he used an armbar, he jusy had to finish it!
The masked maniac raised the ceramic appliance high and brought it down on Aaron, looking to smash it on the back of his head and shoulders.
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2023 7:45 pm
  The kitchen sink came crashing down into the back of Aaron's head and shoulders. The sound of porceline shattering filled the arena as the sink fell away in three massive chunks. Aaron staggered forward after the impact, but he didn't teeter, he wasn't wobbly; he didn't act like he'd just had a sink smashed over his shoulders.
Aaron turned and grinned broadly at Boom. He pointed a fat sausage like finger at Boom and shook his head. Then, he gripped his pants by the waist and yanked hard. The pants tore and ripped away leaving Aaron in just his mawashi. He cut a sumo flex and pointed at Boom and stomped his feet left then right. It was clear the massive yokozuna was challenging Boom to a traditional sumo showdown!
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2023 10:50 pm
Boom did a double take. He was sure that wss a real ceramic sink he just busted on Aaron. Was he sure it easnt a prop? No no he bought it at home depot! On sale for 79.99!
He saw the pose..and the totally not a diaper. The challenge was given...and Boom.would answer. Boom.reached into one of his cargo pockets, pulling out a hachimaki headband and tying it on his head. He then stomped on the mat, imitating Aarons sumo tradition , egging him to bring it!
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2023 2:17 pm
Aaron stomped his feet, then he lowered his posture facing off against Boom. His hand reached for the floor slowly, one arm cocked back on his thigh reminiscent of a football stance. Inch by inch his hand crept down towards the floor until finally the tips of his fingers touched. The moment they did Aaron exploded forward. In the NFL he was known as The Dam. In Japan he was referred to as the Kaiju Yokozuna. He had earned these names through hard work, and it was hard work to move his 600+lb. bulk. That hard work paid off, for Aaron surged forward with all of his weight behind him, and he would throw his weight into Boom looking to knock the mich lighter man back off his feet.
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2023 2:36 pm
Boom was crazy... always throwing his body into hardcore matches.
Boom was crazy... facing Aaron head-on
Boom was crazy... taking a challenge for sumo agaisnt a massive pro sumo..
Boom was crazy... but he wasn't stupid. With a trick he learned through instinct and watching sumo matches, the maniac did a quick sidestep from the Dams charge, looking to capitalize with a superman punch when his massive opponent turned around
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2023 11:44 am
In the world of Sumo, sidestepping a charging opponent and allowing them to throw themselves out of the ring was a perfectly legal, albeit disrespectful, strategy. Aaron laughed internally, in Japan he'd have been insulted and likely sent some of his supporters to teach the offender a lesson. But Boom was no Sumo, and in an instant Aaron realized that Boom had tricked him. The difference between now and a sumo match were the ropes.
Aaron hit the ropes and rebounded to charge at Boom, however just as he was leaving the ropes Boom's rock hard fist smacked him in the gob. This of course did not cancel out Boom's momentum, instead it just sent him careening wildly until his bulk toppled and Aaron landed on the pile of dice, AGAIN!
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2023 1:17 pm
Boom panted as he managed to get Aaron down once more. If this was a sumo match, Boom wouldve been toast. But this was hardcore, Booms domain. He suddenly jolted, hearing his phone go off.
He picked up his phone, tapping away. After about a minute out came a doordasher with Booms order! Boom fished out a five dollar bill as a tip.
Boom leaned in the corner, lifting his mask slightly to much away at his apple fritter.
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