✮ Pirate vs Ninja ✷Username: Emalthya
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✷Story/Explanation(Optional): "Now, my main issue is the fact that somehow, IN A COUNTRY FULL OF
ISLANDS, I am so far inland that I cannot SEE MY SHIP! This is fixable, though. The main problem with
getting to the sea to find my ship is that every creature with half an eye can tell we're not Japanese and everyone who
isn't Japanese is a criminal for setting foot outside Nagasaki and will peach on us at a moment's notice- AND THEN WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT DRAGONS. But, again, the main issue is my ship. Any suggestions?"
"Well..." answered the elegant lady providing the exhalations of smoke to the decor and making the room smell like a burning flower shop. "You could always dress like women and leave in a caravan."
The assembled pirates tensed for a moment, casting furtive looks around. The captain looked slightly affronted and then replied, flatly;
"I
am a woman."
"Really?' *puff puff* "Then you won't have any trouble with the plan. Does anyone else?"
The pirates looked from their captain, who indicated they should answer, to the cloud of herbal smoke with legs and a very grand kimono.
"Nope."
"Not I."
"Anything g'd enough f'r the Cap'n is g'd enough f'r me."
The cloud of smoke wafted apart by a the motions of a large kimono sleeve. Casting the last pirate who spoke a narrow eye, the lady now revealed said "You might have to stay in the back. Women here do not usually have full beards."
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