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It all felt very, very weird.

Rodney pulled himself together miserably, attaching himself like a grotesque puzzle. At least he was familiar with anatomy, although with the way things clicked accomodatingly into whatever place he put them, he could probably have reassembled himself into a teradactyl. Thankfully, the pieces helped in their own way, and seemed slightly magnetically inclined towards where they were supposed to go. He felt more closely related to a box of legos than an actual person.

"St-stop, it feels weird," he plead with a chatter of his teeth, fitting his elbow together and scooping up what he hoped was a C7 vertebrae.

There was a moment when Melvin yelled that Lawr's stride slowed and it looked like she might even be considering coming over to heel. She certainly didn't look like she was going to bring the leg back to Rodney any time soon though, whether it felt weird or not. It was hers and she'd probably have to bury it for later with so many people trying to take it away from her.

When they turned their attention to Rodney's reassembly she seemed to settle down a little, hunkering down to lick and chew on the bone she'd gotten, hunched over it like a vampire. When Melvin came over to try and take her prize she bared her teeth at him.

"MINE." she said, but seemed to falter a little at the hand. "But...good girl. I am a good girl." she said. "Good girl, so good. Mine..but..good girl." She seemed torn between one thing and the other, still baring her teeth.

But she wouldn't bite him if he took it from her.

Melvin reached out with one large hand to pet Lawr upon her head while the other went to reach for the bone and pull it away. "Aww. What a good girl you are. A very good girl." He continued to coo to her before turning to look over his shoulder at Rodney.

"Why would I be mad at you?" Noticing Terry, he nudged his head in the direction of the minipet. "Could you call Terry?"

Jordan had been bitten by minipets before, and by this time his pain tolerance was quite high. Anyway, it felt like this body didn't notice pain as much as his own did. He bent down with a sigh, put one hand on the little hedgehog's back, and told it firmly, "Release." He tapped its nose at the same time.

"No more bones for now," he said to Suki, gently scolding. "Unless you can find one on its own. I believe the lady needs all of hers to move about. You wouldn't like it very much if you couldn't move about because someone had run off with your leg, would you?"

The Inugami listened almost placidly to Jordan's words, her ears perked intently as she hung on his every single comment. She flicked her ears back in shame at the reason behind the other golem's logic and nodded. "No." she said. "I wouldn't. Not being able to run and play would be so sad. I will find something else to please you!" she said brightly, wagging her tail.

Melvin, still close by had her attention too, "Yes! Like this!" she said, taking the leather and holding it to her chest as she crooned in pleasure at the pets. "Can I have both? Can I mistress?" she said and gave Jordan a soulful pleading look.

He had no idea why Lawr wanted to share, but the golem costume pleased Lawr enough for this offering and well, if Jordan was to be a mistress, he only deserved a rag then. "Then you can call me Master." He pointed out.

And it seemed Jordan was going by Mistress. He could play that game.

Pausing his petting for now, Melvin went over to kneel down and help pop Rodney's leg back into place, being sure not to look up his dress. Skeleton or not, Rodney was touchy about privacy, but - well, he was smashed to bits. Then chewed on. Welp!

"Good as new." He said with a pat to the skeleton's shoulders. Looking about, he found the hat and dusted it off with a few swipes of his hand before placing it back on Rodney's head.

"Out here for minipets, right? Have you started yet?"

Jordan accepted the scrap of leather gravely and tucked it into a pocket inside the sleeve of his robe. "Thank you, very nice." He was still torn between being bemused and amused about this situation and Lawrence's strange choice of persona for the golem. He wasn't about to pet her ears the way the demon had been doing, though. There was a line.

"Yes, we're trapping," he agreed. "You found us just before we were about to start. We need to catch a few." "Suki" got a glance for the statement about the ones we lost, but he didn't contradict her.

"Yaaaay!" she cheered at the other golem as he accepted her offering and the inflection and intonation of the voice, however high pitched it was was for just a moment oddly reminiscent of Mikael.

"With all of us, Master, Mistress and.." and she looked at Rodney. "...bo'ness. We can catch so many little minis. So many. I will try not to chase them I will try so very hard I promise. I'm a good girl."