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 Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:31 pm
Cartwright is feeling pretty darn good in his trailer. Everybody is beating each other down, just as he had expected it to happen, with it being a backstage war at a wrestling show and all. Cartwright has his legs stretched-out, his feet on a table while he sips on a nice cup of English tea.Cartwright: "This is the life! Everything is coming up, Carty! My plan is working to perfection!"Suddenly, there is a knock on the trailer door. Cartwright is shocked, because he thought that his hiding place was foolproof. He quickly downs his tea and gets up. He quietly approaches the door, ready to smack whoever is behind it with the cup.
But nothing could have prepared him for this.
A group of TEN EVIL NINJA CLOWNS burst into the trailer and tackle him to the ground. You can tell that they are clowns because of their facepaint, but you can also tell that they are ninja's because the rest of their body is covered in a black clothing. They punch, kick and stomp away at The Extraordinary Englishman. One of the clowns has a ninja stick. He strikes Cartwright with the ninja stick, smacking it across his chest.Commentator Guy: "OH MY GOD!"
Commentator Troy: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"The EVIL NINJA CLOWNS are not done yet. They run out of the trailer and begin to attack the other wrestlers. They really seem to dislike Trent. It must be something about him. His natural aura. It's wrong. Five Ninja Clowns attack the medical personnel who were assisting Trent, just for assisting Trent. The Ninja Clown with the stick launches a strike towards Trent's skull.
Two Ninja Clowns confront Jasper Shaw, because they think that females should not only see their violence, but feel it too. Because they, umm, hate women...yeah! They are EVIL SEXIST NINJA CLOWNS! BOOOO! The two Ninja Clowns throw Ninja Stars towards Jasper, trying to stab him repeatedly from a safe distance with them! Oh my!
The three remaining Ninja Clowns don't like the idea of saints called Paul or the a guy who names himself after a guy from TNA. The three Ninja Clowns grab steel chairs and swing wildly at both men because they can.Commentator Guy: "I can't believe this! This is sick! This is brutal! This is insane! These....Evil Ninja Clowns....possibly robotic and piratic too....are trying to ruin the great BBW Tradition that is the Backstage War!"
Commentator Troy: "What are they doing here?! Why are they here?! Are they even allowed to be here?!"
Commentator Guy: "I have no idea!"
Commentator Troy: "They were rhetorical questions!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 8:16 pm
With the tangle of men in the submission the ninja clowns didnt have that easy a shot hitting tim and not omen, the advantage of being a smaller competitor. Tim rolled off and attempted to get up quick as he could. He liked ninjas, and he didnt hate clowns, but these ninja clowns were asses. However, they counted didnt they? When one came in tim tried to kick the wildly chair back into its face with a crash and go for a quick pinfall in the chaos of yhe mass assault
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 8:16 pm
Oh god, what's going on!? First, it started with the medical personnel taking Trent away, only for them to get blindsided by these things that Trent couldn't even make out. Upon further inspection, it was a bunch of clowns in all black, attacking the medical personnel in great numbers! Not just one or two, but a whole gathering of them, at least five! The knocked down Trent would be frightened for his life at this point, who were these men and/or women? Why were they doing what they were doing? Most importantly, what are they going to do with him?
They slowly began to corner Trent after they took out the medical personnel, causing Trent to get to his feet and back away from them with his back turned. That's when things got hazy. A "Ninja Clown" was behind him, taking a good crack at his skull with a stick it had. The Archangel fell to the concrete, unconscious once again due to the attack from the rogue Ninja Pirates!
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 8:19 pm
Omen who was previously in the hold was feeling some of the effects from the damage done to him, but this was nothing. The Freak saw that Tim knocked down a clown successfully, and looked for another pin. That is why, he looked to reach for the leg when the count was at two, looking to break the count and continue the Backstage War that was getting crazy at this point.
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 9:44 pm
Just a moment ago, Sarah had felt a bit tempted to be ready for a fight when Omen was walking towards her, then Tim Edgren came out of nowhere with a fire extinguisher. That's rare! She then finishes her meal and takes drinks from her soda, as a different man came up to her. Again, feeling threatened until he showed his innocence, and extended his hand. This guy was huge, and probably someone you did not want to turn down if offered help. Perhaps he could help her with a win? Regardless, she takes a risk and goes with him, "I'm no stranger to violence, I don't mind watching it, but taking part in it isn't my thing anymore. However, I thought I'd give this war thing a shot." Sarah chuckles a bit, taking her soda with her as they get away from the fight scene, no matter how entertaining it may be.
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:33 pm
The returning superstar grunted when his pin was broken at the 2 count. Damn He thought beinf outside during the winter would make that fire extinguisher attack able to turn omen into a wrestlersicle. He was a tough b*****d. Tim got up. Ok, everything is chaos. Ninja clowns all over with chairs. Besides the weapons and numbers they didn't seem too tough, he had to get crafty and user the chaos to his advantage. He singled out a ninja clown who seemed late to the party
"Hey bozo naruto, your mom was a mime!" He taunted, running out of Dodge and hoping the taint was goading the ninja clown to give chase
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:09 pm
The five EVIL NINJA CLOWNS laugh an evil laugh as they give Trent a nice, friendly concussion. They look around to see who else is left standing and see The Saint Paul Sensation trying to escape from the three other EVIL NINJA CLOWNS. How dare this cowardly Saint think that he can escape their pain?! The five EVIL NINJA CLOWNS and the sixth that Paul singled-out chase after The Saint Paul Sensation.
It appears that Jasper Shaw has been struck by the Ninja Stars thrown by two of the EVIL NINJA CLOWNS. They are joined by the other two remaining EVIL NINJA CLOWNS and they begin to circle Sarah, the situation looking pretty dire for her at this very minute. Can she fend-off the four EVIL NINJA CLOWNS?! Will anyone be able to assist her as things continue to get more chaotic?!
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 6:19 pm
As Jasper Shaw and Sarah were walking down the hall, Shaw was momentarily disabled, and Sarah was outnumbered! BY NINJAS!!! Sarah knows a bit of martial arts, time to use it! Ninja #1 would be taken down by a roundhouse kick! If it went well, Sarah would use a high kick to the face of Ninja #3!!! But how would ninjas #2 & #4 have responded to this?
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:57 pm
Tim led the angry ninja clowns on a chase, using all the runnung ability of an mlb player, he ducked around a corner. He wondered how dumb these guys were. He had to weed them down to one. With a shout that would make jason david frank proud he launched a roundhouse around the corner ay one of his pursuers
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:12 pm
Omen began to pick himself up after breaking the pin. His body was at a low temperature, but he had been in worse. Omen would observe the scene and see some of the clown ninjas attacking his original target. Anger would shine in his glassy eyes, as Omen picked himself, walked towards the group of people. Finally, Omen looked to strike down every clown zombies with a hard right strike, showing them that the brawler is getting tired of this stupid crap going on. Ruthless aggression being shown.
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:20 am
Everything was going nicely for the Canadian Catastrophe until he felt little stabbing objects on his back, he heard only the wind as he got protectively in front of Sarah for that moment but then he let her give it to the ninja clowns for the while, he promptly smirked and promptly moved with his left hand behind his back to try and remove some of the stars while glancing at Sarah, that s**t hurt as a ********' b***h, those Ninja Clowns were lucky that Jasper's goal was already settled in and his tolerance to pain was impressive as the ninja stars seared his back open. He promptly punched the nearby table in half by going with a downwards hammer, showing his anger as his cool and collected face was gone, he promptly rushed forward, putting his arm in front of Sarah protectively as he promptly moved her back a bit and then took a quick run to hit with a Convict Kick to knock the lights out of a Ninja, if connected, that would mean singling out one ninja to suffer in both Sarah and Jasper's hands.
Now, in the other hand, Andrew Styles was caught with that wild swing to the back as he got against the wall, facing the ninja right now as then the latter went for a wild swing right towards the face of Styles which was badly a connecting spot, the chair went against the wall, seeing the True Crimson ducked and then went for a quick takedown, being severely angry at the clown as he quickly aimed for a Ken Shamrock styled beatdown on the clown, repetitive wild punches to the head of that poor ninja clown who now was in danger of being knocked a peg or two out of comission, the chair falling from the grasp to the side, if well connected with the punches.
After the line of action by Styles, if connected:
Andrew Styles was pissed at Saint Paul's Sensation right now aswell these clowns that came from Judas' a** afternoon, those who interrupted his well-devised plan as he sighed and leaned with his back on a wall, his thoughts being personal and not detailed to the outside as he just heard everyone fighting, his face was quite emotionless right now as he slowly rose up in a dragged manner, using the wall as support, he now felt what people call: Being worthless and useless.
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:07 pm
Sarah strikes the first NINJA CLOWN with a lightning quick roundhouse kick! She hits him across the face so hard that he spins on impact, hitting the ground with a mighty thud. Before the other can react, Sarah remains on the offencive and strikes the third with high kick to the side of the head that knocks the NINJA CLOWN out as he crumples down to the ground. The second and fourth NINJA CLOWNS are shocked by Sarah's attack! They look worried, and must be as they jump backwards while throwing more Ninja Stars towards her from a safe distance!
Tim thinks that he can outsmart clowns?! Well they aren't just any clowns, they are EVIL NINJA CLOWNS! But he is somehow able to out-wit them. The six EVIL NINJA CLOWNS that are chasing Tim all run around the corner. Tim shows his own fancy footwork as he swings his foot at them....and is able to strike all six of them in a row at the same time!!! The six EVIL NINJA CLOWNS collapse into a heap on top of each other, motionless from the blow.
The remaining two EVIL NINJA CLOWNS don't even get chance to launch their Ninja Stars, as Omen tackles the second and begins to beat the crap out of him with some ground and pound MMA style, bloodying the EVIL NINJA CLOWN. The fourth EVIL NINJA CLOWN gets DESTROYED by a Convict Kick from Jasper. The shady man drops like a rock on to his back from the impact of Shaw's spin kick.
Andrew Styles deals with what appears to be the start of a second wave of EVIL NINJA CLOWNS! A chair swinging EVIL NINJA CLOWN has a go at Styles while four others back him up. Styles is able to take the EVIL NINJA CLOWN down with a takedown and punches away at him. However, before the EVIL NINJA CLOWNS four mates can save him, they are stunned when someone on the top of a trailer whistles at them to get their attention. They look up, only to see Cartwright diving off of it and crashing on top of them all with a beautiful twisting Whisper In The Wind off the top of the trailer's roof!
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 3:17 pm
Tim looked around, well that kick did better than expected. These guys were like faceless power ranger goons. He spotted a ref and smiled, pulling one of the ninja clowns off the pile and went for a pin.
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 5:46 pm
A raven watches the proceedings from one of the trailers, keeping to itself.
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ProtoWolf 2.0 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 6:13 pm
Are EVIL NINJA CLOWNS viable to be pinned during Backstage War?! The referee seems torn and confused. Sure, they COULD be wrestlers. They COULD be eligible members of the BBW roster. Their faces are completely covered after all by black masks and face paint. But what if they AREN'T?! The referee could get himself into some serious deep trouble with such a controversial act.
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