Crasher Wave
Corvo Bianco
Soul Eater Rivals - Hey y'all!
Charles: Well of course it's been me! Only I could create such magnificent material! And it's romantic fan fiction! Not the filth your horribly confusing it with!
Alternate Takeshi: -Facepalm-
Charles: -Takes phone back- Victory! -Starts up his spit fan fiction again- I need help with a title...hmm....
Donovan: Good angel goes naughty? Leather included!
Alternate Takeshi: Don't encourage him!
Charles: Leather? No! No! No! Xuza is going to remain pure...for now. -Mischievous grin-
Donovan: Oh...I see. So no whips in this one?
Charles: No my young protege.
Donovan: Gotcha! -Takes his phone out and makes his own fan fiction-
Alternate Takeshi: YOUR BOTH INSANE!
Donovan: Second title idea, hate --
Alternate Takeshi: Stop right there.
Charles: I told you to keep it naughty free for now!
Donovan: I was just going to say hate love...Xuza hates witches until she meets with her soul mate Zoey! It's picked up from the beach event. Zoey arrogantly proclaims herself to be the best at volleyball, but Xuza thinks light of her words. They have a volleyball match and --
Alternate Takeshi: Why are you still talking?
Roslyn: More! More!
Alternate Takeshi: !?
Takeshi: -Wakes up- Finish the story!
Alternate Takeshi: B-But...!
Roslyn: You heard Charles, nothing naughty. I must see how this story ends!
Takeshi: Do they run away together in the the sunset!?
Donovan: Patience! Patience!
Charles: -Glares at Donovan jealous of how his story is much more wanted-
Alternate Takeshi: Ay ay ay...
Donovan: -Continues with his story-
Alternate Takeshi: Hey guys! -Waves at death bots- How does everything compute?
Xuza: *starts crying* All I wanna do is keep my clothes dry! Wahhh!
... Roselyn, why do you care about this??
101: It computes well, humanoid slug.
103: All perimeters scanned.
104: Yes, all you booth will soon belong to us.
101: Invariably. Observe these popularity charts. We're getting Animatrix numbers.
All: *robot laugh* AH AH AH AH AH!