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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:03 am
"Ow, ow, ow," Shiloh whined at the hand pushing his face away. It, however, was not enough to make him let go, and he clung to Otto with all his might. He saw that glint in America's eyes, like she was ready to colonize. But it was too bad for her, Shiloh had gotten here first. Or second... Or third... The important thing was he was here before she was and therefore Otto was his. They were going to have kittens.
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:27 pm
"Don't worry, sweet pea. I got this." Wrapping an arm around Otto's shoulders America continued to push at Shiloh's face. "Let go, Shy. I need to liberate this guy." She waggled her eyebrows to fully convey the silently added, from his clothes. "Don't make me make you sorry." Her hand shifted and she shoved a finger up Shiloh's nose.
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:41 pm
"I'm already sorry. I'm sorry that you're here and I'm sorry that you think that you could possibly be the one for him. Poor misguided - hey!" The finger up his nose was a new, and quite unpleasant development. America might have been a lady, in the barest sense of the word, but all bets were off now and Shiloh shoved his hand at America's face, trying to push her away in the same manner she was pushing him. He was careful to watch out for wayward nostrils.
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:00 pm
Liberate. Ahaahhaa...haa... She was just acting right? To help him out? Rite? America? Freedom? Oh God. Sandwiched. Halp. Tenya laughed a lot in his mind, which just made Otto all the more irritated. Otto stood awkwardly, close contact from one too many hunter and no way to squirm his way out. "I don't belong to nobody. I got a girlfriend! Ya'll can take yer weird a** kitten fantasies elsewhere!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:01 pm
The radiance of Otto was visible even through the small crowd of gathered suitors, but Edgar still managed to see him in all of his magnificence. And, as royalty, it was his divine right to have him. His first attempts went entirely unnoticed, since he was trying to get the heavenly creature's attention from where he stood behind America, who was notably taller than he was.
Frustrated, he stomped his feet and folded his arms.
"Fair sir!" he indignantly shouted. "We request thy betrothal! I bid of thee, become my queen and rule o'er the Dungeon Kingdom by my side!"
He pulled a circular object from his cloak, which appeared to be some sort of feminine crown that was inexplicably with him at all times, and waved it above his head.
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:07 pm
"Did someone say kittens?"
Lawr had just been minding his own business. He wasn't prepared for the mental pull that was Otto's status effect, a status effect that moved him from pipsqueak to temptation itself.
He leaned against a table and eyed the cluster of clearly deficient suitors.
"Howdy partner. How'd you like to come see a real cowboy's wagon?"
Somewhere in his head he was screaming in horror at his own words.
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:44 pm
Noah had been minding his own business and having an MRE. Then Otto had arrived. Noah was not quite brave enough to approach the most amazing vision of beauty he had ever seen in his life. Instead, he sat and stared across the cafeteria with laserlike focus and big, worshipful eyes.
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:58 pm
Woah it was that psycho from one of the last meetings! Oh crap, was he proposing!? Was... was that a lady crown? "QUEEN!?" Otto snapped, horrified. Wait, no. Being given a female roll was the least of his worries here. And come on man. Dungeon Kingdom? Was this man King of the Troll people? Otto had so much more class and standards than that, bro! Lawr showed up next, Otto's jaw dropping in repulsion at his come on. "GROSS!" He snapped back at the creepy man. He also felt a pair of eyes gaze creepily from a table. Dear God.... when would this nightmare end?!
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:02 pm
Gale had been looking for Stormy, but had found Otto instead.
Close enough.
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:04 pm
"Not gross at all little dogie. We can just saddle up here and get down to that there shadowin' the lead said you had to do." Lawr's mannerisms were oddly erratic, as he was fought his own nature while trying to hurriedly maintain his usual accent and front. Something was horribly wrong.
"I'm curious what you have to teach me."
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:09 pm
Ooh, finally! Finally, Otto was getting the appreciation he deserved!
Eva helpfully stood off to the side, arms crossed over he head as she nodded sagely and watched her boyfriend get hit on from every which way.
That was her Puppy. <3
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:19 pm
As Shiloh fought back, America's hand slipped down to grab and push at his mouth. "You wouldn't even know what to do with him, Shy Boy. You'd probably dress him up and prance through fields and s**t." Hearing Lawr and then Edgar, she made a face and started bodily pulling Otto and his Shy-leech away as she calculated her odds of being able to just carry her new lvl13 Supreme Sex Muffin off into her dungeon.
"C'mon sugar, time to go party in the USA."
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:26 pm
Noah got up and drifted slowly - but not too slowly - over to the main door of the cafeteria, the one that led back to the dorms, and planted himself right there in the middle of the path in front of it. And continued to stare in faintly smiling adoration. He might not be able to approach his one true love, but he didn't want anyone else to take him away, either. Noah just wanted to look at Otto. Forever. That would be okay. Right?
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:29 pm
Suddenly the army of people pull at him got even heavier as Gale flung himself at Otto like a hormone driven teenage girl at an idol with open arms. His arch nemesis, looking at him with googoo eyes.  And Eva was there, not helping him.  Party in the USA.... the exit blocked by the creeper trainee Otto hadn't met. Everyone was taller than him and just . . .
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Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:35 pm
Even Gale liked Otto!
This was more than Eva could ever ask for. In her heart, she shed a little tear at the fact that her friend and her boyfriend were finally getting along. Nothing like a suddenly tackle to break the ice.
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