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"Help." It was a hoarse whisper, and considering the amount of customers Clerise as getting, it was possible she would never notice. At Robert's confirmation of sex later, he grew very, very still and began to slowly type on his cell phone.

Rep was torn between gratitude and absolute bafflement as Harrison started looking and pretty seriously too. His vague confusion turned to dire worry.

"You think it's gone?" he said with a gasp of horror - apparently Rep didn't need ******** coffee to be gullible. "Do you need a hand looking?"

Never mind.>

It was getting awfully crowded around the coffee machine, and Evan didn't need to stand around it now that he'd gotten his cup. Besides, some people were starting to freak out a little. He shot Gnat a look as she said something about having sex with Batman and wondered if that was a euphemism for something. As he backed away, he accidentally stumbled into a green-haired hunter. "Hey, s--" he started, grinning sheepishly at the guy.

"--orry, man," he finished, only now he was somehow looking at...himself?

"Yes, of course. Did you know thinking too hard can make your brain explode?"

She turned to Evan, eyes pleading for help, but -

"That man right there is president of the United States."

Clerise laughed to herself, like a kid on Christmas. "Surprise," she whispered to herself, wriggling her fingers with glee.

"The coffee is science, Rep. This is your life now! Embrace it!" Clarice had explained the 'situation' to Clerise regarding Rep's division.

Clerise nodded at Peyton, but already was going through a cycle of names to comment on the fact that she was, in fact, itty bitty.

"No problem, Ayla. I'm Clerise. You may not want to thank me just yet. Uh, you too, Jerry. Or anyon-"

She eyeballed Gnat. "Hey now. Well, I gues we're not in...any legal jurisdictions anywhere, yeah?"

Clerise smiled at Melvin. "To be honest, I didn't make the stuff. Just the delivery girl! Man, you are RIPPED. Look at that!" She jotted down more notes. Now that her legs were free, Clerise slunk to Mimsy's side to grip her shoulder.

Very. Tightly.

She looked down at her phone, hmming. This situation was...quickly...getting out of control. For the remaining replies, Clerise just gawked as the disasters sort of just happened to start on all their own.

With one hand, she texted back some guy named Mark. Wonder who that was?

"Everyone," she said, voice booming. Well, sort of. Enough to be heard over the din just a little bit. "I pronounce this girl," Clerise shook Mimsy's shoulder. Violently. "An enemy."

An enemy?? Here? Jerry gaped at Clerise, gaped at Mimsy, and promptly summoned Roar. "GET BACK I GOT THIS!!"

Peyton was only seconds behind Jerry in summoning her partner, but Warrick wasn't half as showy, so it wasn't as noticeable.

But since he says he got this, she was going to let him handle it. duh.

"Okay I ******** take it back. There was definitely something in your coffee." Rep said as he found himself suddenly hugged.

He was about to ask what the ******** when Roar was summoned out of nowhere, finding himself in the crossfire - anything in the ******** place technically was - he panicked. "DONT YOU ******** DARE."