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Ravvlet rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 8 Total: 9 (2-16)

Ravvlet

Hygienic Waffles

PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 8:05 pm


Natasha gave it another good punch, managing to scramble back onto the grass.

"Too bad neither o' us has a weed-eater," she panted.

NATASHA
HP: 25
DMG: 3
Charge 3/3 I forgot lewl

Boss HP: 34
Bilious rolled 2 12-sided dice: 3, 4 Total: 7 (2-24)
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 8:36 pm


Whatever else Jerry shouted was lost in the sounds of his blasts, until the plant seemed to have had enough. Vines whipped and flailed like tentacles as he was hauled up into the air, Roar clattering down onto the moss.
hp: 45
dmg: 1
boss hp: 33

Bilious

Sparkly Wolf

11,200 Points
  • The Wolf Within 100
  • Peoplewatcher 100
  • Nerd 50
Ravvlet rolled 8 12-sided dice: 9, 7, 8, 1, 6, 9, 4, 10 Total: 54 (8-96)

Ravvlet

Hygienic Waffles

PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 8:53 pm


Allow me.

Natasha's weapon suddenly glowed with a red, angry light. It pulsed through her mind and she hissed. It hurt. The FEAR ached for release, and she lashed out -

There was a bright red burst, and her vision faded to black around the edges. She staggered back, gasping.

NATASHA
HP: 3
DMG: 16
Charge 0/3 using GC

Boss HP: 17
Bilious rolled 2 12-sided dice: 6, 1 Total: 7 (2-24)
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 9:05 pm


"Natasha!" Jerry shouted as the red light came at him and the vegetable, and he even managed to claw at the thing before it threw him into it's massive, thorn-lined mouth, "K-kick Roar to m-" the rest was frustrated screams.
hp: 40
dmg: 1
boss hp: 16

Bilious

Sparkly Wolf

11,200 Points
  • The Wolf Within 100
  • Peoplewatcher 100
  • Nerd 50

Ravvlet

Hygienic Waffles

PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 9:15 pm


Stumbling and half-blind, Gnat nearly tripped over Roar.

She reached out to grab it, thought better of it, and kicked it instead.

NATASHA
HP: 3
DMG:
Charge 0/3

Boss HP: 16
Bilious rolled 8 4-sided dice: 4, 1, 3, 2, 3, 2, 4, 4 Total: 23 (8-32)
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 9:20 pm


The weapon slid toward the angry plant, which, sensing the fear practically emanating from him, gobbled Roar up as well. It let out a low growl, tooth-gnarled pod swiveling toward the female hunter before launching it's vines in her direction.

Before they could reach her, spasming just above her, the plant suddenly exploded in a burst of green light, sound, and sticky, sweet tasting plant goop. It's smoldering carcass slowly tilted before dropping off the side of the cliff.

Jerry was nowhere to be seen.

hp: 35
dmg: 19
using battle cry
boss hp: -3

Bilious

Sparkly Wolf

11,200 Points
  • The Wolf Within 100
  • Peoplewatcher 100
  • Nerd 50

Ravvlet

Hygienic Waffles

PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 9:40 pm


Well.

The plant monster was gone.

Gnat scraped a handful of plant-spunk out of her eyes. Disgusting. She staggered to the edge, peering over it cautiously. She really didn't want to have to see broken bits of Jerry scattered all over the cliffside. She didn't think that sandwich would taste any better on the way up.
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 9:52 pm


Eyes closed as tightly as possible, weapon desummoned so he could cling frantically to the now limp vines, Jerry gave a series of hearty sneezes that nearly sent him tumbling downward.

"C-could use... A hand?"

Bilious

Sparkly Wolf

11,200 Points
  • The Wolf Within 100
  • Peoplewatcher 100
  • Nerd 50

Ravvlet

Hygienic Waffles

PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 9:56 pm


Gnat went to wipe her hands on her shorts - but stopped just in time, wiping them dry on the grass.

She lay on her stomach on the edge, offering him both arms.

"Jus'...like, try not t' sneeze on me, okay?" she quipped, grinning with relief.
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 10:04 pm


"I'll... I'll try, ahaha.." he managed, dripping and slimy with plant innards. He kept a good grip on her arms once he had a hold, wary to let go of the vines.

His face contorted with an impending sneeze.

He whined and held his breath.

Bilious

Sparkly Wolf

11,200 Points
  • The Wolf Within 100
  • Peoplewatcher 100
  • Nerd 50

Ravvlet

Hygienic Waffles

PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 10:11 pm


Gnat wormed backwards, lifting with her arms and letting out an unladylike grunt as she dragged him up and over the cliff's edge. She was suddenly extremely grateful for her years of pitching softball games.

"You didn't look this heavy," she muttered.
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 10:23 pm


Jerry somehow managed to bottle his sneezing fit until he was safely flopped on the moss. A good half a dozen of them before he managed to choke, "I think I'm coated.... In pol-polpolleaaAACHOO!"

Bilious

Sparkly Wolf

11,200 Points
  • The Wolf Within 100
  • Peoplewatcher 100
  • Nerd 50

Ravvlet

Hygienic Waffles

PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 10:30 pm


Gnat winced, and sat up, patting him.

"You might wanna go to the labs an' get somethin' for that." Groaning, she stood up and took inventory.

"I would kill for a shower."

"Sorry 'bout your nice clothes," she remarked belatedly.
PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 10:44 pm


Jerry gave a pained noise as he wobbled upright, looking down at the damage to his sweater. He didn't seem to be physically wounded, but seeing that old yarn soaked in yellow, stinking plant mucus seemed to be the final straw. The sound that escaped him after that was somewhere between a wild laugh and a horrified sob. It was thankfully short lived.

"Shower. Yes. Before I ah..." false alarm for a sneeze, "Swell up and choke to death, ahahah... AHAHA.. I have no idea why I thought that the JUNGLE would be a good idea for a date."

Bilious

Sparkly Wolf

11,200 Points
  • The Wolf Within 100
  • Peoplewatcher 100
  • Nerd 50

Ravvlet

Hygienic Waffles

PostPosted: Sat May 25, 2013 10:48 pm


Gnat snorted. "Awww, c'mon now. It weren't so bad, until jungle funk over there rolled up. 'Sides, maybe you can get your stuff dry-cleaned."

She glanced down at the ruins of the picnic.

"Uh. You wanna take any o' this back?" The bedsheet and it's contents seemed a lost cause to her.
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