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 Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:20 pm
The vongs real plan was to kill everyone except Crix Madine
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:48 pm
HK-47 once met Crix Madine. It was the only human whom he never called "meatbag".
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:51 pm
Crix Madine invented Crix Madine Rules in Pazaak. In it, each loss means you take a roundhouse kick to the face. Also, it includes The Crix special card- Crix Madine simply slams his hand down and instantly wins, as well as sending the table straight through the floor and out the other end of the planet, assuming it doesn't disintergrate on impact from the initial slam.
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:54 pm
Crix Madine can keep Kenny from dying.
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:49 pm
Crix Madine traveled back in time just to give Exar Kun a wedge.
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:26 am
Crix Madine once took out an Eclipse class SD with a YT-1300. The thing is, his ship was just a cardboard box with " YT-1300 " written on the side, and his lasers were spitwads.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:28 pm
Yoda refers to Crix when he says, "No, there is another".
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:46 pm
Crix taught the Givin how to survive in Vacum.
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:16 pm
The Sun Crusher could only be destroyed by one thing, Crix Madine. The whole Maw Black Hole theory was simply used to explain why it couldnt' be televised.
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:49 pm
Crix Madine is the matrix
Crix Madine built the temple of doom
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:59 pm
Crix Madine competes in Gladiator walker competitions without a walker.
He is the current intergalactic champion.
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:00 pm
Crix Madine swallows Lightsabers whole.... And shits them out still ignited, without a scratch.
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:25 pm
Crix Madine once walked around Telos with a hard-on. There were no survivors.
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:06 pm
Crix Madine plays Shockball with the galaxy
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