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 Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:00 pm
Jordan braced himself, grabbing onto the seat. "Mr Pattinson," he said, "hang on, the ride's about to get a little bumpy. Do it, Robert."
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:54 pm
"HAHAHAHA!" Robert cackled like a maniac when he raised Jezebel up, but then he put her down again, and paused.
"... Wait."
He crawled over to Rpattz, put his arms around him (?!) and.. fastened his safety belt.
"Your safety comes first, sir." Robert squeaked out at him, before crawling back over to the right side of the car. He had the biggest smile on his face..
He gave one look to Jordan that clearly said I just hugged Robert Pattinson before he yelled out a warrior's cry and used all of his strength to shove Jezebel down, through the steel of the car, and right through the drive shaft in one clean, noisy stroke.
WHAT THE ******** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE USING ME FOR, a*****e? Jezebel screeched out just as the metal screeched against her. Robert was still far, far too giddy to even respond.
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:28 am
Mr. Pattinson had spent most of the time staring vacantly into his hands, wondering what had happened to his life. That or just getting into character.The limo that had been speeding down the highway wavered, shifted, and the slammed to a violent halt, flinging the passengers about as it flipped the ******** over. Once, then again, and then the vehicle crashed to a halt. From the shattered windows, the survivors were greeted with a hellish sight. Lava. Lava and fiendish laughter coupled by the terrible howls of whatever lingered in the flickering shadows. Above them, a metal railing was bent outward from where the limo had flown off the road. A battered piece of metal dropped down beside the car. Route 666the OOC In your next post, each of you roll 3 d4. The first two are the damage done to Robert Pattinson. The third is the damage done to yourself.
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Nio Love rolled 3 4-sided dice:
2, 2, 4
Total: 8 (3-12)
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:35 am
Robert went flying everywhere. He hit the ceiling of the limo, then back down onto the floor, and up to the ceiling a third time. Really, he was just being beanbagged everywhere until finally they came to a halt, and his head was pressed against the floor at an odd angle.
Everything hurt.
And he was upside down.
When the metal fell, Robert read it, and ********, where the ******** is Route 999.. are we in Los Angeles?"
Robert HP: 46 idk can I give some to rpattz
Rpattz HP: 4
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 3 4-sided dice:
3, 3, 3
Total: 9 (3-12)
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:47 am
Son of a b***h.
Son.
Of.
A.
b***h.
By the grace of got they were somehow not dead yet, though their 'ward' looked like he was going to be soon enough. A few ******** as he managed to get out, Marcus didn't need to summon Dis to hear the groan from the former vampire. Lava was no one's friend.
A glance to the sign and- "Close Robert. Try 666, and no. If this was Los Angeles, there would be more screaming civilians." Fans probably.
Sadly, as Marcus got yeah to move yet another metal scrap came down.
Right onto Rpatz.
Marcus paled. "********, you're ******** heal him."
They were ******** ******** heal him now!"
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prolixity rolled 3 4-sided dice:
1, 3, 2
Total: 6 (3-12)
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:01 pm
Shitshitshit - he'd been expecting the vehicle to jolt hard and fishtail or spin out before sliding to a stop, not flip. "Stupid stupid goddamnit - " Jordan hauled himself back upright, saw that they were most definitely not in Kansas anymore, Toto, and looked towards the actor - who looked very decidedly in bad shape. Jordan's stomach clenched. His fault.
You didn't know - Ferros started.
I should've figured on the worst possible outcome. "That's 666, not 999, Robert," he said, and scrambled over to see if there was anything that could be done.
HP: 48
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Nio Love rolled 1 20-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:31 pm
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Robert flung himself at the wreckage that fell over Rpattz, digging through it to clutch the unbreathing superstar in his arms. He rocked the man over and over, wailing out ridiculous things.
"It's just like Cedric, it's just like Cedric, goddamnit come on pull a ******** Edward and come back as a vampire or something COME ON-"
Heal him? Robert could try that. He pulled out all of his bandaids. ALL OF THEM. And stuck them all over Rpattz's face.
"Please, Mr. Pattinson, I haven't even asked you for an autograph yet.."
((attempting to heal, if this doesn't work on hyoomans plz ignore roll ty!))
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lizbot rolled 2 12-sided dice:
12, 9
Total: 21 (2-24)
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:56 pm
A swift force batted Robert out of the way, "Omijack, his face! Please tell me you didn't ruin his face!" There was a thoughtful pause as the driver contemplated something deeply important, "...or his hair. Sometimes the hair stops growing when..."
Remembering who he was speaking to, the vampire glared at the so-called bodyguards as he stooped to pick Pattinson's extremely dead body up. "You sick bastards...are you trying to bring him back as a mummy?"
HP: 60
Damage to Robert (the less pretty one): 15
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:14 am
Marcus was bordering on flipping out. The only thing really keeping him from not utterly flipping out was the fact that Dis was reminding him to breathe. They had ******** up. Rpatz was dead. Edith was going to not only say no to any body guarding mission ever, but she would probably transfer him to sun or stick him in a pod or-
He was so ******** vampire came back, sadly more alive than the actor. "You son of a b***h." Flipping out was giving way to anger. If this b*****d hadn't been driving- If this ******** hadn't even been around- "You put him down right now a*****e. He might be dead but like hell I'm letting you run off with his body."
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:12 am
The vampire's anger grew into something righteous and terrible, "Just because you're what? Some kind of reaper? Does not mean that you get dibs on bodies! I don't care if you're a necromancer or a scientist or whatever, I have not been collecting FEAR for years just to have some jackholes come in and ruin everything!"
Robert Pattinson's body flopped lifelessly in the creature's arms as he gestured indignantly at the three.
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:16 pm
Reapers - The vampire didn't know what they were, then. "The jack you say," Jordan said; the tiny hesitation as he switched curses was almost imperceptible. "Were you planning to turn him? That's definitely not authorized, and without cooperation we were fully justified in using force to stop you. You'll be lucky if we don't turn you over to the - " a rapid check with Ferros, " - Boogeys as it is."
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:40 am
Marcus was sputtering. He was- And they were- The body- Mission-
Screaming in his head, one vampire was slightly more helpful then the other.
Silence yourself before you muck it up. The goal here should be to prevent things from becoming worse.
The mental occupant was trying, and Marcus was less close to stabbing the vampire blindly. He thinks you're reapers. Jordan is trying to play off of that. By the way might want make sure Robert doesn't flip out worse than you. His man crush did just die after all.
Taking a deep breath the moon hunter looked to the life he'd brought along. "Robert, please call ahead a let them know we've been...delayed. Mr. Patterson, augh just say that he wanted to take a detour and get some time to relax after the hotel." Just don't say anything about him being dead or that they were now on the highway to hell.
Dis was walking Marcus through the motions and steps, keeping the moon hunter's emotions safely tethered. He could have his flip out later. Looking back at Jordan and the vampire Dis was offering was excuses he could, and soon enough Marcus had their 'reasoning'. "We were hired by the main company to watch over Mr. Patterson. To keep him from harm by both humans and others." That didn't fully explain why 'reapers' would be around.
Humans can make other humans afraid just as well as halloweeners. A reaper harvest FEAR so it's possible that later today there was going to be an act to scare the audience? It was worth a shot.
"Later today he was going to preform and there were plan to scare the audience by making them think he had been gravely injured. It would have been-" He listened to Dis, playing the part of parrot, "- one of the largest FEAR harvests we've ever had."
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:58 am
The vampire grew incredulous, "You...the ones who just killed a human, want to call the boogeymen on me?" There was an odd, wheezing snort sort of sound, "Sure, lets do that. Not only will you get your passports revoked, followed by some quality boogeytime, I'll probably still get the body due to the Finder's Keeper's Corpse Clause." He was actually kind of smiling now, "This day is really starting to look up."
The mention of FEAR harvesting garnered a look of total apathy, "So? That's your problem, not mine. Once he doesn't go back to the Human World, you'll still get prime harvesting, so why the hell are you even bitching?" Sighing the vampire rolled his eyes, "You guys are like totally Reaper Supremacists, aren't you? All like...Oh all undead are totally beneath us, with all our...our....magic, familiars, and weapons. We're so special, better get down and lick our pointy little slippers."
He continued on in this vein for quite some time.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:50 am
Think fast. Jordan's smile curved unpleasantly. "Oh no. It was driver error that crashed the limo and killed the human." He waved a hand in the direction of Marcus and Robert. "I have witnesses who will back me up on that. Finders Keepers clause is a pretty nice legal loophole, isn't it?"
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:33 am
"Technically Robert was at the-" now dead actor's, "-body first. And you have three reapers who-" Dis spouted off in his head, "-were charged with protecting the human." Dis kept feeding him lines, Marcus only editing slightly. "From what you're saying, you planed to kill him anyway. And seriously, I kind of like vampires thank you very much."
Dis cooed in his head.
I knew you loved me.
Like.
So cold, my Marcus. But it's alright, I like a little chill.
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