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Huni Pi rolled 2 10-sided dice: 5, 10 Total: 15 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:35 am


DDDDDDDD8 Why was his Bro ripping taking his shirt off? Wait wait wait, why were all the guys (himself and Tedan excluded) shirtless? And what was this about it being the rules? Who the ******** thought it up!? It wasn't as if Before was a prude or anything, he was just more than a tiny bit self-conscious about his appearance especially when he had the likes of Leon to compete with.

He just thanked god that a certain female Lifer wasn't around to see this. He was sure to get friend-zoned if that was the case ;A; N-not that he had any sort of feelings for said Lifer! NOPE! NOPE! WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?! And somehow in his mental rambling, Bix managed to get the Misty shirtless.

"Wait! Bro! How? Whu-?!" Before flailed, pulling Vanna in front of him to hide his now-naked torso. Really, he was nothing to write about, he just had the usual amount of bruises and scars that the average trainee who had gone through the Haunted House, the Sahara (twice now), the North Pole, Alaska, and the numerous encounters with those wretched Halloween creatures would have. But when compared to most of the guys, the back of Bix's for example, Before was pretty well off. Which made him even more self-conscious and worried that he'd be thought a slacker and not pulling his weight.

From the corner of his eye, he saw the young Deather go to town on the creature. "Yeah! Go Al!!" And to prove (mostly to himself) that Before wasn't a slacker, he darted towards the Phoenix to draw its attention away from Aleister. As the wing smacked into Before's body, Before took a swing at it. Metal spikes dug into gray plumage and FEAR was siphoned into the large wheel with a crackle. In the back of Before's mind, a face wrought from metal sighed in delight at the charge.

"Hey yo, I remember you! Bix's partner at Sahara, yeah? Mind showing us why Sunnys know how to tear things up?" he grinned encouragingly at Tedan then Bix.

HP: 36/50
Damage: 7
Charge: 2/3

Mob HP: 35/99 (LP, 59 minus 17 is 42)
Mob Count: 4(?)
Bonus: Intermediate Death


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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 20-sided dice: 14 Total: 14 (1-20)
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:41 pm


Marcus growled, "Well supposedly all guys got the text and, do you really want to call the girls over for this?" Marcus was in his underthings. He might have a bit of confidence in how he looked but really, not that much. Looking to Bix and his shirtless inducing ways, Marcus just shook his head. Yep. Did not want female back up at this rate.

"We can take this down, or did we all suddenly become a bunch of weak dicks?"

HP: 47
Defending next person who posts: 14
Mobs killed: 2
Mobs spawned: 3 <---------- Using a recovery =/= another mob spawned

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:17 pm


"Y-yeah! No girls here please, unless when I ain't around," >.>a Before agreed with Marcus on that level, though he was tempted to suggest they make an exception for a certain female Sunny but the next thing he knew, the Moonie was once again making with the trash talk. Okay so maybe some of the guys actually found that encouraging but it had the total opposite effect on the Misty.

So even with someone warding off the Phoenix's retaliation, Before's attack ended up completely ineffective. 8CCCCCC

HP: 36/50 (defended by Marcus)
Damage: Robert
Charge: 2/3

Mob HP: 35/99
Mob Spawned: 4
Mob Killed: 2
Bonus: Intermediate Death
iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice: 8, 8 Total: 16 (2-20)
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:53 pm


"Who's a weak d**k? I AM STRONG d**k!" He yelled like a cave man and gave Marcus a look. This of course was from the guy who used to yell 'BALLS!' when he ran into battle.

Apparently it helped though and he unleashed a tight grouping into the phoenix.

HP: 19 / 50
Damage: 8
Charge: 3 / 3
1 recoveries remaining

Mob HP: 27 / 99
Mob killed: 2
Mob spawned: 4

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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9, 5 Total: 14 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 6:32 am


Leon was at the point of face faulting. Not because of the phoenix and its resiliancy, but from Bix screaming about his strong phallus. "I knew someone was going to say that." he muttered behind the chainsaw as he jumped and tried to swing at the flying beast. "However, the mission did say to remove shirts and pants maybe it could be applied to the females too?" he spoke up briefly, letting the thought and its implications hang in the air.


"Maybe there will be n** slips."

Oh yeah, leon went there.

HP: 20/50
DMG: 6
CHRG: 2/3

MOB HP: 21

Mobs Defeated: 2 | Phoenix Defeated: 0 | Mobs Summoned: 4

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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 20-sided dice: 16 Total: 16 (1-20)
PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 2:19 pm


Oh Bix, that wasn't really the best thing to say. Even Marcus knew that, (well, he might have said something along those lines, but was wasn't about to yell about d**k strength). "Better when no girls around, they might ask about said strong dicks." He shook his head.

"But as much as I would love to see tits and a**, the idea of you guys oogling Cass? She'd be the one undressing first and I prefer the notion that she only does that for me."

He liked n** slips Leon, he just didn't like sharing.
His inner caveman didn't like it at all.

HP: 47
Defending next person who posts: 16

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 8:57 pm


Aleister frowned as a few of the guys started yelling about strength of....

<I don't know about you boil, but I could've lived without knowing some of this.> Pookie muttered in his head interrupting Aleister's train of thought. Perhaps for the better.

Aleister nodded, <Yeah, I agree....> He sighed, "I wouldn't be oogling anyone, that's rude" He added with a shake of his head, he at least had manners if nothing else. Of course the phoenix went after Aleister before he could attack it, causing him to miss when he had aimed the blitzball at the bird.

HP: 26/40
DMG: Miss
CHRG: 0/3 | 1/2
Effect:
OTHER: Death Trainee -2 from auto dmg.


Mob HP: 20/99 ((sorries I saw the wrong HP value when I was doing this.))

Mobs Defeated: 2 | Phoenix Defeated: 0 | Mobs Summoned: 5 (? - idk a lot!)

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Tamawolien rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 3 Total: 5 (2-16)
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:29 am


"Whoa hey, what!?" Tedan half-yelled as Bix started trying to rip his shirt off. It wasnt like it was a super expensive piece of clothing or anything but that's didn't mean he wanted it ripped up! "Just chill, i'll take it off, okay?" Pulling away from Bix, he yanked the shirt off. "Happy now?" Then he turned his attention back to the no rather ragged looking phoenix. And charged it again. But this time he totally missed........ Maybe he should have kept the shirt.


HP: 20/40
Damage: 5
Charge: 1/3
Recoveries: 1

Mob HP: 20/99
Mob count: 0


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Huni Pi rolled 2 10-sided dice: 9, 6 Total: 15 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 4:14 pm


There were just ten million shades of awkward for the Misty. On the one hand, he had zero issues with guys being topless or hell, being naked even. On the other hand, he had about a metric ******** of them when he was one of said topless guys >A
"In all seriousness, why is being topless particularly necessary for this mission? It hasn't exactly improved our chances in taking that thing down," Before whined as the Phoenix's tail feathers swatted at him just after he managed to land a blow on the thing.

HP: 29/50
Damage: 7
Charge: 3/3; Y2 Battle Cry; Y3 The Eye

Mob HP: 13/99
Mob Killed: 2
Mob Spawned: 6
Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6, 8 Total: 14 (2-20)
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 5:14 pm


"Staying clothed didn't help us hit it either." Leon tried to say back to lanky Before as he swatted at the flying annoyance as it flew past. another outburst of anger and a few more feathers floated to the ground.The boxer was pleased as punch. "I dunno what you're talking about, i think i'm on a roll." he boasted cockily.

There might have been a little bit of a leo strut in their too as he chased after it.

HP: 10/50
DMG: 6
CHRG: 3/3

MOB HP: 7

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 6:51 pm


Marcus gave the only answer he could to Before. "Because somewhere, a hunter thinks it's funny, or, they want to oogle us. Chances are it's both." He managed to take a wing, not losing much ground.

"God why isn't it just dead yet?"

HP: 47
Defending for next person who posts: 10

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Huni Pi rolled 2 10-sided dice: 7, 4 Total: 11 (2-20)
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:34 am


When Marcus moved in to fend away a wing, Before took the opportunity to attack while the Phoenix was distracted. Problem was, the Misty overheard the talk of someone watching and his aim faltered. "Wait what we're being watched?!" Call it performance anxiety but Before became even less comfortable with his lack of a shirt than ever OAO!!!!

HP: 22/50
Damage: 3
Charge: 3/3

Mob HP: 4

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:24 am


Aleister is useless.... AGAIN!

HP: 18/40
DMG: Miss
CHRG: 0/3 | 1/2
Effect:
OTHER: Death Trainee -2 from auto dmg.


Mob HP: 4/99

Mobs Defeated: 2 | Phoenix Defeated: 0 | Mobs Summoned: 7 (? - idk a lot! + ??? for days spawned (22 days)? .. Liz are you serious!?)
LP rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 7 Total: 8 (2-16)
PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:40 am


Aleister is..... useless again....... such a big fail face.

HP: 10/40
DMG: Miss
CHRG: 0/3 | 1/2
Effect:
OTHER: Death Trainee -2 from auto dmg.


Mob HP: 4/99

Mobs Defeated: 2 | Phoenix Defeated: 0 | Mobs Summoned: 8 (? - idk a lot! + ??? for days spawned (22 days)? .. Liz are you serious!?)

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Eight rolled 2 10-sided dice: 6, 9 Total: 15 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:41 am


Candace just happened to be in the dorms looking for some clothes or something. Girl things. She was just there.

She saw a half-dead phoenix and watched with a wince as Aleister attacked it only to miss. Great, another creature appeared nearby.

Sighing, Candace summoned Atropos and literally ran in kicked off its head...and kept running out without another word.

HP: 50/50
Damage done: 7
Division: Mist acting as Sun

Mob HP: it ded
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