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Baneful rolled 7 4-sided dice:
1, 4, 3, 1, 2, 2, 1
Total: 14 (7-28)
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 Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 5:58 pm
And Marcus said he wasn't a good moon, Rep didn't believe it for a minute.
He MAY have been a little bit cocky though himself.
Because he swung so hard he completely ******** missed.
HP: 26 (defended for 20 wut)
DMG: MISS
CHARGE 3/3
Boss HP: 30/50
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chiickadee rolled 1 10-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-10)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 5:58 pm
Ami sighed at the loss of another good tablet. This was the second tablet-monster she'd seen this week. Couldn't the insanity monsters get a bit more creative?
"You doin' okay up there pyon~?" she said, directed at Jordan. He was definitely more tired than she was. At least he didn't have obnoxious rabbit ears dangling in his face the entire time.
She hissed with laughter as Rep completely missed. Served the douchebag right!
HP: 40/40
DMG: 7 (defending jordan forever and ever)
Charge: 0/3
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 5:59 pm
"Like it's my ******** fault!" Harrison called unhappily from the hay bale.
HP: 4
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 20-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-20)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:06 pm
"Good try Rep, good try ~pyon."
He smiled. "But try to hit it next time okay? ~pyon." Harrsion got a shrug.
Totally Harrison's fault. "It's like when we went with Dakota, they obviously came for you ~pyon. Obviously ~pyon."
HP: 40
Defending Rep for: 6
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iStoleYurVamps
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prolixity rolled 2 10-sided dice:
5, 6
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:21 pm
"Doing fine, bark!" Jordan confirmed. "We got this, bark."
He emphasized his point by slamming Ferros into the phoenix again, the weapon snarling with satisfaction as he fed.
HP: 26/50 (defended for 7 by Ami)
Dmg: 22
Charge: 8/3 | 1/2
Boss HP: 8/50
Total: 7/11
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Baneful rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 7
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:26 pm
Rep flushed a little red as he dropped back into his battle stance, embarrassed at the completely sure hit he'd just managed to flub. The patronising encouragement really didn't help, nor did the laughter.
There was an overwhelming urge to tell them to do it themselves, he only came to bring bandages. But throwing the rattle out probably wasn't the best idea here either.
He snarled irritably. "Don't ******** patronise me BARKBARK."
He took his frustrations out on the creature with another..slightly more careful swing this time. The way the thing died was only a slight salve on his bruised ego.
HP: 26 (defended for 6)
DMG: 16
CHARGE 1/3 1/2
Boss HP: DED
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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 100-sided dice:
65
Total: 65 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:32 pm
Quote: 34-65: A large, semi-solid creature barrels into you! It's slow-moving but a bit more powerful than the smaller ones. Mob Stats HP: 10 Auto Damage: 3 (hit or miss) Total: 8/11
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chiickadee rolled 1 10-sided dice:
9
Total: 9 (1-10)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:39 pm
"What, big bad ego can't take it pyon~?" she said, picking on Rep. He called her a b***h, she was going to send it right back.
Of course, she still defended Jordan. He was quite good at killing things!
HP: 40/40
DMG: 9 (defending Jordan)
Charge: 0/3
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 1 20-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-20)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:46 pm
Marcus smiled. "Thick skin Rep ~pyon. Grow some .~pyon. Not all the jabs I take are meant to be a*****e moves you know ~pyon."
HP: 40
Defending for: 10
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prolixity rolled 2 10-sided dice:
5, 4
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:46 pm
"Big bad something, anyway, bark," Jordan said, and grinned.
The smaller creature that came charging out of the fog wasn't much of a threat, but he appreciated the defense anyway. Ferros hissed agitation, wanting to flame, but he kept it back at Jordan's silent urging. The force of impact was more than enough to kill the smaller fogbeast anyway.
HP: 26/50 (defended for 9 by Ami)
Dmg: 18
Charge: 3/3 | 1/2
Mob HP: ded/10
Total: 9/11
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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 100-sided dice:
69
Total: 69 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:11 pm
"Marcus, I told you to stay away from his a**, ~PYON!" the pair of pink ears complained.
TOTAL: 9/11
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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 100-sided dice:
81
Total: 81 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:15 pm
Quote: Nothing continues to happen.
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Toshihiko Two rolled 1 100-sided dice:
66
Total: 66 (1-100)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:17 pm
Quote: 66: A bunch of smaller, semi-solid forms attack you in a large group! Boss Stats HP: 66 (collective health) Auto Damage: 6 (hit or miss)
"That it, ~PYON?" he asked, "Are we done, ~PYON? I'm ready to head back before this s**t wears~" He froze, as there was another rumbling "~PYON?"
Fortunately, it wasn't a Phoenix.
Unfortunately, it was a lot of rats. And they were very angry.
TOTAL: 9/11
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Baneful rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 5
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:28 pm
"My skin's plenty thick, I just don't roll over and take ******** insults BARKBARK." he snarled irritably.
And then froze in a mild sort of horror at Harrison's yell from the hay, hurriedly clearing his throat. NOT touching that with a ten foot pole he decided.
Suddenly the awkward was broken by the great plague of rats, he turned on his heel and pointed.
"Get back in the ******** hay! BARKBARKBARK" Rep snarled " I don't know what the ******** it is but they like you."
HP: 26 (defended for 10)
DMG: 22
CHARGE 1/3 1/2
Boss HP: 44
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chiickadee rolled 1 10-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:30 pm
"No. No. <********> no." Ami hated rats with an unhealthy passion. They were pretty much on par with cockroaches and flies. ******** gross things. Augh. No.
She needed a LONG bath after this. Oh wait- she couldn't have that. Damn headband would probably short circuit or something. ******** princess island. ******** this headband.
She squealed and stabbed the few that had gathered around her feet, and in doing so defended them from getting to Jordan. Close enough.
HP: 40/40
DMG: 8 (defending Jordan)
Charge: 0/3
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