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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:50 pm

Any type of pistol counts as a small arm.

Also, we girls have the most practical uniforms.
Except for LPS; she looks SOOO FAT omg blimps get hit first

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:05 pm

*Snaps the ammo magazine in place*

Hopefully they'll accept my condolences for being shot down before I have to *put* them down.

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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:36 pm

And then I was ready.

Kaze: How the hell are you my superior with that kind of attitude? They don't even speak our language!

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:34 pm

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And then I was ready.

Kaze: How the hell are you my superior with that kind of attitude? They don't even speak our language!

Well it's not like shooting at someone is an interplanetary peace sign...

*checks ammo in gun*

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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:33 pm

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Kaze: How the hell are you my superior with that kind of attitude? They don't even speak our language!

I can't help it. I'm just not a mean person. D:

I mean, I do what I have to, especially in this scenario where it's in the best interest of Earth. But as a quote I'm fond of recites: "I kill them like the killer I am. And if they were given the chance, they would kill me like the killers they have become. But that does not mean I have to like it."

Although it *was* great fun back in the academy days. I always did love spending my free time at the marksman shooting range.

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:23 pm

Dulnair

Any type of pistol counts as a small arm.

Also, we girls have the most practical uniforms.
Except for LPS; she looks SOOO FAT omg blimps get hit first

b***h YOU GET NO SANDWICHES

do aliens eat sandwiches?

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Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:55 pm

Cabron LaSwan

Dulnair

Any type of pistol counts as a small arm.

Also, we girls have the most practical uniforms.
Except for LPS; she looks SOOO FAT omg blimps get hit first

b***h YOU GET NO SANDWICHES

do aliens eat sandwiches?

No.

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:47 am

Update tonight.

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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:23 pm

We're good for the update as far as capping goes, but I'm too tired to do this update any justice.

I promise it will be worth the wait.

Also, I kiiind of accidentally made things difficult. GET HYPE

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:28 pm

SCRATCH THAT I'M A DUMBASS THAT FORGOT TO SAVE

oh well I'm too mad to go to bed now so UPDATE INCOMING

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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:42 am

Kaze: Alright, people, put the damn Scrabble boards away, and stow the sandwiches.

Cabron: But...but I made them!

Kaze: It's not a picnic. J has more experience not getting his a** shot, so he's out the door first. You're behind him. I'll cover you. Move!

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J: I found the UFO!

*gunshot*

J: Woah! And they found me too!

Kaze: Bailing out, give me eyes!

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J: At the forward landing gear, eyes! 2nd floor!

Kaze: I don't have a shot!

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*EXPLOSION*

Ootand: Not a problem.

J:Confirm kill, if the explosion didn't get it, the fall did when the floor collapsed underneath it.

Kaze: Everyone out, cover the scouts!

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*plasma fire*

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Cabron: Ack-

Waynebrizzle: Cabron!

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Ootand: Reloading. Somebody better get me some ******** eyes.

Aidros: You got i-

*plasma fire*

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Aidros: Taking fire!

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Aidros: Two alphas! Cornfield, by the house!

*EXPLOSION*

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Ootand: Done. Everybody out.

Waynebrizzle: J, move around the UFO, I'll move to cover you. T, you're with me to provide support.

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Dulnair: Aidros, you and Thundermist move around the other side. Kaze, cover me, I'm going to make sure that orchard isn't hiding Alphas.
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Kaze: Sounds good.

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Dulnair: Movement!

*gunshot*

Dulnair: Target do- NEW TARGET!

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Thundermist: Suppressing fire!

*three round burst*

Aidros: Cover me!

*gunshot*

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Aidros: Target down!

Kaze: Alright, hold this position. Wayne, J, T, can you breach with 3?

Waynebrizzle: I say yes, based on the smoke.

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J: In position. T checking the buildings?

Wayne: Yep. Breach on three. 1, 2...

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J:...Three?

Wayne: Maniacs, UFO looks clear. We'll sweep to make sure.

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Dulnair: Orchard looks clear.

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Thundermist: Barn is clear.

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J: Confirm UFO clear. They must be somewhere east.

Wayne: Exit the UFO, I'll cover you.

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J: I got nothing, gonna sweep the barn.

*plasma fire*

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Waynebrizzle: Taking fire!

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J: Movement!

Thundermist: Wayne, stay there. I'll flush him out.

Waynebrizzle: Wai-

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Thundermist: Stupid ******** didn't notice me.

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Thundermist: In position.

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Thundermist: target sighted!

*gunshot*

Thundermist: Target down!

Dulnair: That's it, people. Looks like one of them's moving. Try and stabilize it on the flight back.

Ootand: Not much room for it between it and Cabron.

*GUNSHOT*

Kaze: Taken care of. Let's go home.

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:49 am

DirOps log. Jan 10.

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This was my call. More will die. Doesn't make it any easier.

Cabron was great to have around in the squad, and as I understand it, Ootand is seeing Lady Psycho Sexy, our counselor, to go over unexpected levels of grief.

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He'll need to have his head straight soon. 3 kills in one mission, even with heavy artillery, is impressive.

Dulnair's ability to keep the squad together continues to impress, and her marksmanship does her credit.

At the end of the day, this was a wildly successful mission. undermanned, the team responded to a greater challenge than before with a large measure of success.

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But the moment we forget those we lose is the moment we forget our humanity.

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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:58 am

DirOps log: January 23rd.

It was going well for awhile.

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With new storage facilities, we tended to some needs, mainly a new recruit, and rockets, both for our tank and Sergeant Ootand.

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Any monetary expenses were quickly recouped.

And then we got news that made J smile.

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We used our newfound expertise to explore the field further.

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And for the first time, our manufacturing plant whirred to life.

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A new recruit has been added. Highly mobile, will make a good scout. The HWP is restocked, so we have a full contact team.

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The base is coming together. We're ready for them.

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And they still caught us with our pants down.

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Maniac team is en route.

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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:03 am

Formatting and color codes will be done tomorrow when I wake up. 2nd post updated.

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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:35 am

Cabron... You and your sammich making prowess shall never be forgotten. cry

Her sacrifice will not be in vain! *readies new weapon* It's time for some extreme payback... mad

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