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 Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:20 pm
Something that was unique to my flight was being called "a** muppets" other than that we aere also a** clowns, crazies, and little ones. It wasn't that bad actually. It was more funny than anything.
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:40 am
Well, my lovely lil' black female DS ( I think everyone should have one) referred to us all as follows: jackalopes, crackalopes and top dog of course, jackassalope
" Ya'll smell like hot dog water"
" Get ya'll goat smelling asses in the showers"
Anecdote from Basic
All platoons suck, mine especially so. One day during yet another you suck pep talk my PLT Sergeant ( who never swore and was rarely crude) was laying into a certain speed bump we all knew as PVT Cox. He talked about how he was gonna knock the punk outta Cox and make him a man worth knowing, how his gangsta miscreant bullshit wasn't going to work here and on and on..... Then worried we might not have gotten the message clearly, he back peddled a bit and said
" Now don't get me wrong here, you know I love me some Cox........."
He stopped mid-sentence.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:09 pm
Back from Benning, Infantry OSUT (With an honorable discharge, DO NOT want to go in detail over it.)
-To a kid with crutches "Hey high speed! Come over here!"
-To fat kids "LEMME GUESS, RANGER CONTRACT?!"
Or... There was this one time, when one guy got a plastic trumpet from his parents, telling the guy that one of his grandparent's passed away. The plastic trumpet played TAPS when pressed... Well, the DS found out about it... "OH THIS IS JUST F**KING HANDY! BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE PT'ING YOU UNTIL YOU DIE!"
The DS held the trumpet, playing TAPS as we got smoked... Er... "Corrective Training", as he called it. After our two hours of smoking, it was time for lights out. However, this DS wasn't content with stopping there... No... He assigned fireguard to continuously play TAPS from the plastic trumpet throughout the night...
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:35 am
of all the stories my husband has told me, my fav was prob when the DI smoked a joe with a water bottle, just dif things with it.
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:55 am
In BCT at Fort Knox i got this one. Do you think im cute..do you wanna ******** me? Drill Sergeant Meeker...crazy a**
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:50 pm
just like in jarhead the movie when we found out our loved ones were cheating we called those men that took out place are called Judy oh and rdc's loved saying: Your Jacked Up Recruit, Shut Your Mouth and get in your rack, get at GQ, Push ups, BEGIN!, EIGHT COUNT, BEGIN!, WHAT THE F$#*, dONT get complasive, verafy to verafy, according to your rdc instruction strip your rack in 2 minutes, SHOEEEEeeeee, IM going to kick somebodys a**!!!!!! (while Singing) and many more
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:55 pm
Oh man, I have tons...
From a Master Corporal weapons instructor:
-"Feeling tired Officer Cadet? How about you hold up the Mega for me, make me feel a little bit safer"
-"What am I, the best looking guy in NATO? Do you want my autograph? LOOK THROUGH YOUR SCOPE!"
-"SHUT UP" *every time we laughed at what he said, or broke a smile*
-"I'll have you doing push ups to infinity Officer Cadet"
-"How many Taliban can you kill with a 30 round magazine Officer Cadet?" *kid said 30* "WRONG...I could kill 30, you could probaly kill 12...but you will learn to kill 30 when I'm done with you Officer Cadet"
- "Where's my killers in the room...who here are going combat arms?"
-"What's your trade Officer Cadet?" *I tell him MARS* "oh so you're going to watch Whales f*** aren't you? LOOK THROUGH YOUR SCOPE, NOT AT ME"
- "What's the first marksmanship principle?" *kid couldn't answer so he then asked the kid next to him...who answered...then asked the first kid again, who said 'I don't know'* "What date?" *the kid answers the 28* "WRONG, it's the 27th...what day of the week is it?" *the kid answers Tuesday* "WRONG, it's ******** off the crack pipe...someone sort him out"
- "Ever seen that snickers commercial where the man his so hungry and find that snickers machine out in the middle of no where, and so he has one...well Officer Cadet, I see no Snickers machine out there and well I picked up 12 casings out there...so I hope to God you were just too hungry and not too dam lazy"
"Learn to shoot an a** off an ant"
From a Sergeant weapons instructor (pardon the crude language, just I never saw someone swear this much in my life...and it became part of the humor):
- "Now take your f***ing finger, and put it on the f***ing cocking handle and f***ing put that into your f***ing rifle"
- "The next f***ing step is to f***ing aim...sorry about my bad language...now f***ing make sure the f***ing range is set"
- Flips out that one kid kept using his right thumb to take it off safety instead of his left hand, so pulls out a knife and places it against his thumb and tells him if he dares do it again...he'll cut it off
(for the rest of this, I'll remove the f bombs)
- "If you're using your bayonet, that means you're out of bullets and are really screwed...so don't be afraid to show aggression and stab'um like you never stabbed before, and don't stop"
- "MORE AGGRESSION, stomp your foot...you're going to kill someone...I want to see your war face!"
From a few staff members on course:
- "When we get off this bus, there shall be no hopping, skipping, jumping or anything that happens within the first 15 minutes of legally blond"
- "What is ******** in English?" *Kid: uh...mam, I think ******** is English"*
- "You look like a bag of chips"
- "This looks like s**t, and I know s**t isn't the right word ,but I don't know a better English one" *gotta love having francophone instructors...best is when random franco Sergeants come up and yell at you in French*
- "Now when you pull back your bed sheets, make sure it's as tight as a puss-*stops*...I mean just make it tight."
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:26 pm
These two aren't real DI but it is Sarge from RvB
"COMONE MAGGOTS MY GRANDMOTHER CAN DIG BETTER THAN YOU!
Oh look maggots, these guys know what they are doing"
"Drop and give me infinity"
These arent DI either, They are RSP Cadre
"You guys cold? I will warm you up. Run till I get hot!"
"You laughing? Now you kissing the floor, give me 10"
"GOD! You guys look like you just came from your Mama's womb"
i like this one cause its pure denile
"I didnt make her cry, I only yelled at her"
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:56 pm
Actually that last one reminded me of another line from the Master Corporal:
- "I'll have you down there pushing the floor away until MY arms hurt"
A few more ones to the collection.
- "You guys can't lead a gang bang in a whore house"
- "How many other jobs pay you to go on a little nature walk in the morning?" (after a few km ruck march over very hilly area)
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:00 pm
how bout you take off runnin PRI!! <******** lunge, DO IT!
just remember.... i wear a size 10 and a half.
soldiers, *as the drill seargeat strutts around the bay smooth and casual* i will ******** you up.
DO I LOOK LIKE SEXY s**t TA ******** crack heads....
HOW BOUTCHA KEEP RUNNIN YOU'S!
just a few favorites ive heard. to myself and to other soldiers through basic and AIT
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:18 pm
This isn't DI/DS, but I feel that it just fits.
Friend of mine is a USMC SSgt and I hang out with him a lot, usually leading to me helping him with his housework IE making the bad, helping him clean his bathroom, ect. The first time I helped him make his bed, he started telling me about his time back in his twenties when he slept in Barracks and how he would tell his guys as they cleaned, "Oh you're gonna make someone a great housewife someday." Ever since then, if I make the bed when he's in the house, I tell him, "Don't you dare make that housewife comment at me. I'm NOT a housewife type".
He doesn't want me to enlist in the Marines. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:14 am
Another one relating to my SSgt. Once again, I feel it would be a GREAT quote to hear from your DI. We were at dinner last night and he was telling me about one of his guys who got into a fight with his girlfriend on the phone when they were in Irag. This guy is yelling at the girl and goes, "You don't love me! You love the c**k and you don't care who gives it to you!"
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:11 am
From my RSM (Regimental Sergeant Major)
'You call that marching? GET OFF MY PARADE GROUND YOU ******** BOYSCOUTS!!!'
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 1:56 pm
When my DS tried to show us how two things fit together.
"d**k, p***y, Yes? But some of you dont know about that"
"There are plenty of fish in the sea, screw at least half of them"
"HURRY UP PRIVATES, RANGE WALK" - DS
"Drill Sergeant! This is qualification day, that means low stress, try adding warriors to that!" - CPT
"HURRY UP!... warriors" - DS
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