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 Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:53 pm
granted.
unfortunately they only have a lifespan of 2 years.
i wish i were three inches taller
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:50 pm
Granted, but it turns out only your nose grew.
You will forever be branded, "Pinocchio", even after death.
I wish I could find true love
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:18 pm
Granted, but you and your love will be forever separated by an impenetrable, soundproof glass wall. you will be able to see them, but never hear them.
i wish i could eat but never get fat
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:00 pm
Granted, but you lost your ability to smell so food just doesn't taste that good anymore.
I wish I could take 6 months off to travel.
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:07 pm
granted, but you end up on an uninhabited polynesian island with no food or water
i wish i was a billionare
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:59 pm
Granted!! But you had to rob 60,000 banks to get there and are now sceduled for Death Row.
I wish I had the most beautiful singing voice in the world!
(Which I already do! wink )
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:43 pm
granted, but the genie has very strange taste,
and you end up sounding like an elephant
i wish i could stop procrastinating stopping procrastinating
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:45 am
Granted, but now you can't think anymore and you're entirely based on instinct!
I wish that I was a kitty! cat_ninja
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:30 pm
Granted, but you don't have any ears (in my opinion, that would've been the best part about being a kitty: having cute ears XD)
I wish I rocked at all video games.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:06 pm
Granted, but now you are dommed to do nothing but play video games untill your thumbs fall off.
I wish I could fly with a beautiful pair of wings!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:26 pm
granted, but you can't land or steer
i wish i wasn't so stressed all the time
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:21 pm
Granted, you're always calm. You are no longer cabable of showing emotion.
I wish I wasn't so darn cold!!
-No really, I'm like ice right now!!-
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:58 am
Granted, but you overheat and catch on fire
I wish i wasn't so hot tempered
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:46 am
Granted, but now you won't argue about anything, not even the things that are important to you.
I wish my new game would install properly!
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:35 pm
Granted, but now it turns out that the parental controlls your mother set on the game system say you're too young to play it!
I wish someone would send me things on Valentines day.. crying
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