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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:38 pm
"No-no-no! Bad-take-advantage!" He threw his hands up exasperated before hauling himself to his feet. *fine*. Let them be one-sided and... and lovey dovey together. He'll go outside and patrol.
He grabbed the heavy door, hauling it open, ready to stalk outside right then and there.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:43 pm
Hissing, Calder was lost to the conversation, holding his face and wanting more than ever to rip something apart.
Sorry, bro. Your bud was trying to recover from the epic punch you delivered.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:59 pm
There was a soft shuffling of sound as two creatures tiptoed into the crypt, keeping to the shadows to be unnoticed. The taller one was holding the other one's hand, tugging her along against the wall, trying to keep her from making a sound as the three big nasty monsters in the room argued and fretted between one another. And then he saw it. Like a beacon of hope, the horrific looking vehicle gleamed in front of him, the seat beckoning for his tiny little butt. He climbed up on it, after several attempts at stealth, and waited for his lovely counterpart to find her way onto the other device. They were getting out of this hellhole and going back to Christmastown, ONCE AND FOR ALL! "NUTS TO YOU, HALLOWEENTOWN!" The Nutcracker screamed as the engine of the Chopper roared to life, and his entire body flew in the air as he held on for dear life, holding the handlebars as the Chopper drove out of the crypt. The Cracker of Nuts Damage: N/A HP: 6/6Cracker of Nuts does not attack this round, as it has fled! This also means it is unattackable for this round!
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:00 pm
The female figure of the duo was struggling a bit to keep up with the Nutcracker, having spent some time moving on about through this foreign land. She wanted to go home. Get away from this horrible place filled with people who couldn't dance properly. Spotting their getaway ahead, her eyes lit up. With a gasp, she quickly bolted over to the buggy type vehicle, jumping on in with a twirl. "LETS JINGLE ALL THE WAY OUT OF HERE LOVE!" she screamed before hitting the gas to zoom away after the Chopper. Dangerous Diva Damage:N/AHP: 6/6 Dangerous Diva does not attack this round, as it has fled! This also means it is unattackable for this round!
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:11 pm
What?? What?? Christof flinched as the apparatuses leaped around him, breaking chains and rumbling engine roars in sayonara.
"HURRR!" Christof snarled, giving Barth a shove to make sure he hadn't slept through *that* before limping back to haul Calder to his feet. "Horse! Need-horse! Now! Go!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:12 pm
It was all Barth could do to squeeze up against the Crypt wall as the vehicles roared up and out, plowing through the thin carpet of thorns. But...how...?
The tiny shouts queued him in.
Another thing that wasn't ready. The Doom Buggy would get smashed out there by itself. ...Or kill enough students and Christmas creatures until it had to be smashed out of principle.
He stumbled slowly, torturedly back up the stairs, managing a weak, "Here, that's a good car...angel glitter," he swore.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:19 pm
The roaring engines were enough to break Calder from his mutterings, and he pressed back against the wall, scooting away from the foreign, loud noises, when he saw two very Christmasy creatures jump into Christof's and Barth's contraptions and drive off.
Calder was then hauled to his feet, and glared at the Igor holding him up. At the demand for a horse, he glared at him. "HORSE? YOU PUNCHED MY FACE!" He growled, but winced at the soreness in his gut. That made him remember the Rat King and his name, Joyous sword.
They had to pay.
"I call dibs on their flesh." He pointed, narrowing his eyes at the Igor. "Their organs to. " With that, he made his way up the steps and, once at the entrance, shifted.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:25 pm
Christof wasted no time grabbing Barth by the scruff of his fluffy jacket, hauling him up onto the hor-KELPIE's back before clumsily climbing up as well. Hopefully his stitches would hold. Who he hell knew, those Christmas MISCREANTS were not going to run off with his and his Master's creations!!
With a sharp kick, he grabbed Calder's scarf and braced himself...
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:27 pm
"It'll get wrecked," Barth wailed, and then suddenly realizing where he'd been placed. "...calder are you alright on the weight-bearing front."
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 2
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:32 pm
Calder gave a screeching whinny that was unlike any other she gave, and took off, letting the suction of her own skin grip her riders as she raced, following the smoke and tire treads of the fast escaping creatures.
The snow falling around her only made her want to tear their heads off more. Rip limb by limb, chew on their fingers, and spitting out the fingernails like watermelon seeds.
Calder had wanted to prove she was faster than the metal racers and now she was doing just that, subtracting the distance to the last vehicle to leave - the Doom Buggy.
((Ignore Roll))
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Nio Love rolled 2 12-sided dice:
6, 6
Total: 12 (2-24)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:34 pm
The Cracker had managed to get relatively far, until the Chopper took control of his route, and was currently ramming itself into a tree, over and over, to try and fling the Cracker off of him. The creature was just too small and light, however, and it's little wooden body just kept flinging this way and that, clinging to the handlebars for dear life. "MELODIA, SAVE MEEEEEEE!" As soon as it screeched for it's beloved's name, the Chopper took off past the tree, swerving wildly in any attempt to buck the little wooden nutcracker off of it. It was heading right for Calder, oh noooo...! "WRONG WAY, WRONG WAY!" The nutcracker wailed. "BACK TO CHRISTMASTOWN, PLEASE!" The Cracker of Nuts Attack roll: 2 d12 Damage: 6 to Calder HP: 6/6
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Blade Kuroda rolled 2 12-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-24)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:35 pm
"NUTSO! HANG OOOON!" She revved on ahead to try and catch up to her one true love. However, Chopper wasn't the only one being rebellious. The Doom Buggy was snarling, weaving back and forth. Perhaps it was trying to somehow bite the ballerina. But that wasn't really something possible from her current position. "Nuuuutsooooooo! JUMP IN!" Also since they were being chased, she took off her shoe and threw it at the big one. Dangerous Diva Damage:0 to ChristofHP: 6/6
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Bilious rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 2
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:38 pm
Christof clung to Calder's side, waiting until they were just close enough to the doombuggy to reach inside, an arm shooting out to grab the little ballerina firmly by the neck in an attempt to wrench her out the open door.
Target: Ballerinapoo Damage delt: 1 HP: 40/40
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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 7
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:44 pm
Christof wrenched the horrible infected pink toy out of the seat and right into Barth's claws.
"Doing you a favor, really," Barth said, trying to shake the splintering body free from where it was impaled, "she's clearly been- compromised. Now come on, there's a good Doom Buggy, err,"
The Doom Buggy was doing donuts in the snow, trying to roll in it, inhale it, and eat it all at the same time.

Target: Ballerina Damage: 7 HP: 27
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 8
Total: 10 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:51 pm
My HP: 21/40 Damage Dealt: 4 Collective Damage to Boss: idk Anything attacked/attackers should note: Ballerina Calder was in no mood to have vehicles flying out at her, and kicked out as she tried to jump out of the way, dodging the chopper as best she could before using her head and nipping out at the Ballerina. Pink. Ew. That was such a OMG Ugly dress!
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