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Water Faerie Naomi

PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:24 pm


X (the letter)
PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:27 pm


The functions are sitting in a bar, talking (how fast they go to zero at infinity etc.). Suddenly, one cries "Beware! Derivation is coming!"

All immediately hide themselves under the tables, only the exponential sits calmly on the chair.

The derivation comes in, sees a function and says "Hey, you don't fear me?"

"No, I am e to the x", says the exponential self-confidently.

"Well" replies the derivation "but who says I differentiate along x?"

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Water Faerie Naomi

PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:46 pm


Loneliness. :3
PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:23 am


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Dasfg5

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:02 pm


Reflection.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:05 pm


Exasperation.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:59 am


Dasfg5
Reflection.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:02 am


xDemonhornzx
Exasperation.


A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?"
The father replied, "It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean."
With that the father went to the telephone and dialed a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, "Hello, is Melvin there?"
The man answered, "There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don`t you learn to look up numbers before you dial?".
"See," said the father to his daughter. "That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something and we annoyed him. Now watch...."
The father dialed the number again. "Hello, is Melvin there?"asked the father.
"Now look here!" came the heated reply. "You just called this number and I told you that there is no Melvin here! You`ve got lot of guts calling again!" The receiver slammed down hard.
The father turned to his daughter and said, "You see, that was anger. Now I`ll show you what exasperation means."

He dialed the same number, and when a violent voice roared, "Hello!"

The father calmly said, "Hello, this is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?"

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Water Faerie Naomi

PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:49 am


How.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:29 pm


Blood.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:29 am


Water Faerie Naomi
How.


A Father and his son are hiking in the grand canyon. The go around some bends, over some hills, and through some nooks. They round the bend and see a native american sitting on a rock.

The father points to the native american and says, “son, native americans have the best memory of any peoples in the world”

The young son thinks he’s quite the smart one and goes up to the native american and says, “What did you have for breakfast last tuesday.”

Without hesitation the Native American responds, “eggs.” The son is impressed and goes on with the hike with his father.

30 years later the son is now a grown man, and is hiking the same trail with his own son. He goes around the same bends, over the same hills, and lo and behold, rounds the corner and there is that same native american on the same rock.

He’s an older wiser man now, and will really test this native american. He walks up, raises his hand in greeting and says “HOW”

Native American responds, “Scrambled.”
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:01 pm


Not as amusing as you could be, Joshua.

Eggs.

Water Faerie Naomi


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:04 pm


Water Faerie Naomi
Not as amusing as you could be, Joshua.

Eggs.


I'm sorry to ruin your great eggspectations of me.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:10 pm


Dasfg5
Blood.


Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation.

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Dasfg5

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:02 pm


Souls.
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