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 Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:05 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Mameha Otome
Name of Potion: Gravitational Shine Potion
What does this potion do: Have you ever wanted to control gravity? Then this potion is not for you. You may THINK it is...but in fact it is not. It's a lot more trouble than it's worth. Trust me.
However if you enjoy blinding lights and glowing, then you might be okay? I mean after all, you basically burst into a bright light for several hours, akin to staring at the sun for just a few seconds. Then everything starts defying it's own laws of gravity to come orbit and slam into you like asteroids 8D
Known to cause
Blindness, craters of the body, 3rd degree burns, dizziness, seeing stars/flying rocks, causing water to raise up and drown all your crops...oh and feline leukemia.
List the Ingredients that you used:
A pinch of moon dust (It's poisonous you know~)
The cutie marks from a dozen ponies
Your first born
Your neighbor's first born
A collection of scabs stolen from various strangers' knees (Gotta cover those craters in your body with something...)
And a large sack of sugar. Just dump the whole thing in the pot. I'm sure it'll be fine....maybe some water to thin it out too...
Stir and let congeal into a thick white brew, bottle and store in a cold location. The colder the better as you don't really want the heat to crack the bottles. The wrong gravity in your home or work place is never any fun~
Are you a Potter Fan? Totes. But I'm broke and can't see part 2 of the last movie D8
Happy Birthday |D
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:18 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: ladyfirefox89
Name of Potion: Gasious Orcidus
What does this potion do: This potion makes who ever consumes it have farts that smell of orchids ='D. If you perform the potion to perfection it smells of the most beautiful orchid one could find. Though, if made incorectly it could produce one of the more vile smelling orchids. And believe me, there are some pretty BAD ones! This is for those who often find themselves with embarrasing stomich problems. This is also good for pranks as it is almost tasteless and is hidden in food well. For pranks, one usually tries to make it the vile smelling form. Which is often found when adding too much poets passion.
List the Ingredients that you used: (
~ Splash of moon lights glow
~ #X spun orchid blooms *depending on texture of smell and powerfulness*
~ Curls of dragons breath
~ Poets pation
~ Wind from the depth of the deep cavarn
~ Floppy ears of the shy wolf *Be careful, this adds the elegance and softness. If adding pointed ears, it could add an unwanted harshness*
~ Apparition of the optics, often found in 484–508 THz, 668–789 THz, or 526–606 THz
~ Breath of a corrupted new born unicorn
~ sheded scales from the belly of a Antipodean Opaleye
~ 3/4cm bits minced Graphorn horn
Are you a Potter Fan?
I'm a so-so fan. I think the movies are fun... but I'm not gunna read the books every night for a yer ^^;;. I very much enjoy Hagrid and Luna Lovegood though xD.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:45 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Angelique DelaMort
Name of Potion: Navisnoctiun
(Roughly inspired by the concept of "Ships in the Night" Latin-ifyed with the help of Google)
What does this potion do: Fills anyone who comes into contact with visions of loves long lost or never found. But with enough wishful thinking, the pairs might just work out...this time...
Possible side effects:
- Obsessive attention to detail to find any support that your ship could Still Work
- Fan girl insanitosis
- Foaming at the mouth
- Insatiable cravings for fanfics and fan art (especially fluffy ones)
- Depression when ships sink
- Desire to make sims of characters in order to "fix" things
- Gradual acceptance that some of the most memorable love stories are the ones that don't have a happy ending - (Look at Romeo and Juliet)
List the Ingredients that you used: Visor of a silent, scarred ninja, lock of crimson hair from a southern belle, ruffled feather of silver from a noble knight, widow's cyber venom, forgotten remains of a computer chip, fragment of a memory, hand carved engagement necklace, fanged mask of a blue ghost, diamond from the star of the red windmill, tool of a penniless writer, the Cyclops eye, feather from the Phoenix, petal from a lily, scrap of tattered cloak from a heartbroken half blood, and a bit of wishful thinking (added liberally).
Are you a Potter Fan?
Certainly, I've got my outfit picked out for when I see the movie: Slytherin shirt and matching necklace along with my rose wood wand.
P.S. ~ Cookie points to anyone who can identify the 7 ships my indredients reference. Hint: All but one are canon in one form or another. (Yep, I'm counting the Harry Potter one as canon!)
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:29 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: ShinosBee
Name of Potion: Nothing is written on the label of the bottle but 'For enemies or zoological research ONLY.'
What does this potion do: The bottle does not dictate how the potion is used, but one whiff marks it as something you would NOT like to drink. A close look at the top reveals it has a spraying mechanism.
After a cursory use, nothing at first seems to happen. After a few moments a distant rumble echoes from the distance. A handful of minutes later, the effect of the potion is clear. Abundantly clear. And charging right towards you. Apparently the potion is little more than an incredibly strong pheromone. And all the wild beasts of the forest, being drawn to it, have begun to stampede.
List the Ingredients that you used:
-Hair of mare
-Belch of elk
-Half a chunky rhino horn
-Tongue of deer
-Mouse's ear
-Two pinches of rose's thorn
-Banana bread
-Sea slug's head
-Threads from the very clothes you've worn
-Fur of cur
-Powdered myrrh
-A quarter ear of golden corn
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes!
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:17 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!Username: Pollack. Name of Potion: Feather terror. What does this potion do: Whoever rubs this potion on their skin in just a few short hours will start to grow long, stiff feathers from their skin. The first part of the potions affects don't seem so bad, maybe even with enough of this potion you could have an awesome holloween outfit. The second phase of this potion will kick in after another day or two. The stiff feathers that had grown will slowly fall out. The victim of course will start to think that the affect is over, till more feathers start growing in to take the place of the old ones. This cycle of losing, growing, losing, growing will only speed up over time. It is not the last phase of the potion will kick in, the new feathers have sped up being lose and regrown so much that now they push against each other and shoot straight out, turning the victim of this potion into a brand new self moving weapon. List the Ingredients that you used: - Ten cups of rotting and freshly plunked feathers. - Hair that has been shed from a animal. - One whole shark's jaw. (Crush it up if need be, but the whole thing NEEDS to go in!) - One tube of lotion. - Gun power. - The shavings of metal work. (You need them to make the feathers stiff. Wood shavings will also work.) Are you a Potter Fan? Yes, though I haven't watched the last three movies yet. Happy birthday, Gallow! I am setting off an extra firework left over from the fourth just for you. Cause baby you're a FIREEEEWOOORRRK!
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:22 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: LunaRei_SilverBlood
Name of Potion: Widow's Garden Party
What does this potion do: Gives you a really weird fetish for tea cozies... I didn't expect this to happen.
List the Ingredients that you used:
- 1/2 a monster truck burnt tire on a hot sumer day
- 1 Water logged copy of 'oh the places you'll go'
- 2 table spoons of Dead skin of a gnome
- a dash of The rust of an 89 Plymouth Grand fury Sadan
- 1 order The 10 year old hamburger and fries from the end of Super Size Me
- 20 square inches, 1/2 an inch think; Bark of a tree that leans north east (More east then North)
- Gram gram's gold fillings ( The more the pull the more potent )
- a pinch of Soot of a three day old fire
- a Big Gulp worth of; The fumes of that baby doll that your younger sister shoved into the microwave when she was 4.
Are you a Potter Fan? Yes
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:47 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Alamoraine
Name of Potion: Arcus Mutatus (roughly translated: 'rainbow change')
What does this potion do: The drinker must drink the potion as an assistant recites seven words, which can be meaningful or completely random. Once the potion has been completely drunk, one has but to say one of the seven words to cause the drinker to change color to one of the seven colors of the rainbow, including the hair and eyes. The potion is not partial to who says the words and is ideal for school pranks (sure beats the Hell out of the old Kool-aid mix in the shower head!).
List the Ingredients that you used:
Start with lukewarm ginger ale in an upturned diving helmet and add the following:
Teacupful of paprika
Splinter from a Jose Canseco bat, not paid for
Stick of Pocky
Spoonful of yerba mate
Beak of a transsexual rubber duck (post-op ONLY!!)
Ear of a Mogwai, heartlessly taken
Can of spam
Stick of Dr. Frank-n-furter's lipstick (used)
Lock of Josh Groban's hair
Five Stay-Puft marshmallows
Stir counterclockwise over glowing coals until lump-free. Mind the splinter when you are drinking.
Are you a Potter Fan? I own all of the books, all of the current movies on Blu-ray, attended the press screening on Monday (contest prize), attended the midnight release, and went to Wizarding World in Orlando last year for my honeymoon. So I'd say yeah, just a bit. wink
And Happy Birthday to you! ^_^
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:52 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Nukido
Name of Potion: The Hunger Stopping Snack
What does this potion do:
Have you ever been hungry? Been hungry while in a meeting and your stomach has embarrassed you?
You need The Hunger Stopping Snack! It is garenteed to stopp your hunger in its tracks! You may be wondering what our snack is..well there jellybeans! This innovative product was invented by wizards just like you! If your not satisfied money back is on us!
*We are not to be held accountable if you suddenly start to hiccup jellybeans for no reason*
Made for wizards by wizards!
List the Ingredients that you used:
Spider Leg
X5 Wizard wannabes
Rabid Jellybeans
Wing of a fire ant *MUST be a queen*
Tusk of a woliger *They are EXTREMELY rare*
Rat Tail
Dragons Tooth
Unicorn Hoof
Pot Of Gold
My Undying love for HP
Are you a Potter Fan? YES i LOVE HP
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:00 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Split personality
Name of Potion: Super Abrasive Skin Changing Fluid V.2
What does this potion do: Ever feel really strange in your own skin? Well use A.S.C.F version 2 daily. Not only is it exploiting, it scrubs away the pigment of your skin and leaves you with a new color, every day. What color you ask? It depends on your mood, like a special mood ring for those who want to be chameleons*! Thats right! You can even use it only on your extremities or your face.
**S.A.S.C fluid version 2 has side effects that can occur. Such as scale like growth in several colors at once, the appearance of a curled tail or other strange tails, eyes that go opposite directions, horn like growths on the forehead, A long sticky tongue forming along with the following:
Sniffling, sneezing, itching, swelling, sweating, strange smells and lotus flowers growing from the toe nails.
List the Ingredients that you used:
1 Ostriche egg whipped not stirred
Dirt from a well kept compost pile
Dust from a evicted home's attic
Cat litter
A candy apple
Sweat socks from one father of twins
Are you a Potter Fan? WHO ISN"T BABY?
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 5:16 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: x_Faux Affliction_x
Name of Potion: Heart of Light Potion
What does this potion do:
This Tastey drink causes something rather weird to happen, Once it is drank it begins to force its drinker to glow from the inside out, it takes a little while but eventually it causes the drinkers heart to glow, Each time it pumps the light will dim and brighten again.
If this potion is mixed wrong or one too many werewolf hairs are added, this potion will turn you into a ceramic frog. The effects of this potion if mixed wrong are almost totally irreversible, If you do managed to turn yourself into a ceramic frog you can only be turned into a REAL frog rather than back to your normal form. If your making this potion for the first time, I'd give it to one of your enemies first before you drink some.
Side effects of this potion:
Painfull urination, an inflated ego, explosive diarrhea, possible scales, Blue Tounge, webbed feet, Your ears may or may not recede into our head, cravings for insects, and on the rare occasion after its effects wear off, you may turn into a penguin.
List the Ingredients that you used:
3 Eye balls from a cyclops
7 Hairs the back of a werewolf ( and only 7 or else you change the potion entirely)
16 speckle from a speckled frog
a bottle of silver craft glitter
1 tsp of cinnamon
3 whole pomegranates
Half a usiada basket
1 book of matches
3 boogers from your oldest siblings nose
2 hairs from your mothers toes
In your cauldron dump the bottle of glitter and bring to a boil, start by adding the whole pomegranates one at a time as to not splash the glitter out, then add the cinnamon and taste since the potion really isn't much more than a drink at this point. Follow with everything except boogers and werewolf hairs. once the potion turns vivid puke green add in the boogers and wait. The potion will then turn into a milky white substance, add each werewolf hair slowly. once the potion puffs out a glittery green cloud, its ready to be bottled and served.
Are you a Potter Fan? I've been watching potter all day... I'm currently on the 6th movie >.> tonight at 9 pm pst I'm supposed to go see 7.2 XD
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:01 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Marzipanz
Name of Potion: Marzi's Maniac Mixture
What does this potion do: It's main effect is to poison the minds of those who ingest it. One drop of this bad boy and you'll go loco! Warning: Side effects include diarrhea, amnesia, cancer, suicide, hallucinations, pregnancy, exploding lips, involuntary bowel movements, and death.
List the Ingredients that you used:
+ the noxious fumes of dragon breath [ XD Stinkeh]
+ a big heaping pile of bat guano [ 8l More Stink]
+ a psychopath's agenda [ aka: HG's agenda ]
+ a snippet of Brendon Urie's lavish locks of perfection [ -drool- *-* ]
+ a vile of concentrated torture [ >8D Mwhaha! ]
+ a dash of HG's blood sweat and tears [ 8D for a little zest ]
Are you a Potter Fan? 8D Kinda? I plan on having a Harry Potter marathon so I can get caught up. ;3;
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:08 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Dollfie
Name of Potion: Draught of Distaste
What does this potion do: A mere dram of this draught will imbue a person with the finest of palates, fit to enjoy the delicacies of nobility and dine with the wealthy. Ideal for high class citizens with an unfortunate taste in cuisine (ugh, how could any self respecting socialite enjoy a common hamburger?) or for those that wish to experience truly good taste. Also recommended for ordinary wizards and witches that wish to slim.
List the Ingredients that you used:
5 Huso Huso roe (if from a centennial female, use only 2)
1 sliver of the horn of a Beluga whale
1 drop of mercury
Rain water collected from the flower of a medium bromeliad
3 stands of hair of a virgin born of noble blood
1 slice of SPAM® (any variety except SPAM® LITE is acceptable)
1 corn husk, ground to a pulp
2 stigma of the purple saffron crocus (fresh preferred)
Are you a Potter Fan? Indeed I am! The first book is my favorite. <3
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:12 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Kareswynn
Name of Potion: Marvelous Myfanwy’s Magically Magnificent Memetic Mutation Mixture
What does this potion do: The drinker who downs this bottle to the very last drop is guaranteed to become the next internet sensation! Effects last about 15 minutes.
Common side effects include:
- Funk
- Random Rickrolling
- Mystic Enlightenment
- Déjà vu
- Post-modern Apathy
- Homicidal Rage
- 90’s Flashbacks
- Reincarnation
- Russian Accent
- Assimilation into the Hive Mind
- The Munchies
- Bad Hair Days
- Déjà vu
- Spontaneous Combustion
- Planned Combustion
(Please peel back label to read the full list)
List the Ingredients that you used:
1 Gallon, Broth of stewed LOLcat
1 Drop of Chuck Norris sweat
1 OBJECTION!
9 Nyan Cat rainbow farts
1 Intense Double Rainbow
3 Hairs, plucked from the beard of a Techno Viking
10 Spinning Leeks
1 Ounce, concentrated essence of Leeroy Jenkins
2 Shoop da Whoops (whole)
1 Finely grated kidney from a white unicorn (preferably named Charlie)
1/2 Tsp. j**z from in my pants
1 Spartan Kick
5 Powdered feathers from an O RLY? Owl
2 Tblsp. Orphan Tears
17 Epic Fails
Over 9000 Internet Trolls (If you're worried about cauldron size, don't be. Though loud and obnoxious, Internet trolls tend to be tiny and woefully insignificant creatures.)
Directions:
Stew all ingredients on a high flame until fumes make you start speaking Engrish. When you utter the phrase "All your base are belong to us!" you know the potion is done. Cool. Strain. Garnish with apple twist. Do not take on an empty stomach. 5 dollar footlong recommended.
Are you a Potter Fan? Am I a Potter fan? Are the Weasleys redheads? Do LOLcats love cheezburgers?
Happy Birthday! =3
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:51 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Lilly_Foxx
Name of Potion: “Tristim bellus” the draught of melancholy beauty
What does this potion do: It refines the drinker outwardly, making them appear antiquidated in ornate, lacey attire; but not changing their age. However the drinker ought to exercise caution as it makes them very melancholy, socially awkward, and prone to loosing those they love and care about to death.
List the Ingredients that you used:
• 1 metre of hand tatted lace
• 2 bolts of fine silk
• 7 pearls, white, left before swine
• 1 hair ribbon from a jilted lover
• 1 phial of tears from a mother who has buried her baby
• 1 curled lock of hair from a young widower
• 2 gallons Darjeeling Tea (for base instead of water)
• 1 three hundred year old history book (to temper the potion)
• 1 transcript of an awkward conversation; must have actually happened
• 8 sprigs of lilac given at a funeral or other time of deep bereavement
Are you a Potter Fan? Oh good God yes. “Fan” may be an understatement.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:52 pm
HEY PROFESSOR WASU I HAVE FINISHED MY POTION!
Username: Bardess Ookami
Name of Potion: Appian
What does this potion do: It sends whomsoever imbibes it into the world of the apple app store.
List the Ingredients that you used:
A pinch of Black chroma Pingo (pocket frogs)
Three coins from a coin dozer app
Powdered skull from Dungeon Raid
The prince's antenna (Katamari)
Three orange diamonds (Gem Craft)
Shredded Ostrich feather and powdered eggs (The farm frenzy games)
And a splash of liquid mana (from 4 Elements)
Oh right, and the missing bite (or is that byte) of the iconic Macintosh
I was told I had to add this - The ear of a Green Pig (Angry Birds)
Are you a Potter Fan? Was until Order.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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