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you know you've read too much slash when you think back and realize how you used to think that kissing was gross and you used to cover your eyes when you saw people kissing in movies, and realize that now, you even pair up swiper the swiper (from dora the explorer) with boots.... stare and you read stuff thats rated OT for dudes gettin' cozy...
it's fairly pathetic... -__-

another thing is when you start pairing up your male cousins (which is almost all of them) with eachother....and then you can never look at them the same again..... *shudder* nick and c.j. ....ew....

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* when your "big sis" (who is also a slasher) turns to you and says "You know that we were totally gay men in our past lives."

*Instead of taking notes in lecture you site in the very back and write NC-17 rated fanfic.

*You watch the Daily Show and wonder why Jon and Stephen don't just make out already (you all know they want to).

*You read the play 'Othello' and are the only one in your class (other than the prof) that sees that Hugo was lusting after Othello and that's why he did everything. You then go on to write a term paper about the love..... sweatdrop

*You don't even bother to hide your boyxboy love anymore, anyone and everyone that knows you knows of the fetish cause you just won't shut up.

*You sometimes wish you were a guy just so you could have gay, gay sex.

*On top of that, you know more about gay sex than you do about hetero sex (and you're a straight (well, bi) girl)).

~When you cannot watch anything without seeing slashy undertones. You have to stop watching Nick, Cartoon Network and Disney, because you find the shows Danny Phantom, All Grown Up, Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, Fairly Odd Parents, SpongeBob Squarepants, and Phil of the Future slashy!

~When het pairings don't seem right anymore. xp

Sad, but true. Het pairings seem disturbing...ew..ew...

BRING ON THE GAY!

* When you have your room plastered in yaoi slash images and your parents dont care.

* When you can openly say that you two guy friends would look cute together and they agree with you cause they know how argueing with you would evently lead to me winning anyway.

* When you wished you were a guy just to have guy on guy action.

* When you draw your friends as yaoi.

* When you have guys kissing as your msn picture.

* When you pay your guy friends to kiss and they do.

* When your supposed to be taking notes in your lectures and your actually day dreaming about teacher slash relationships with the other guys there.

* When your drawing yaoi in a class and your teacher sees it, but doesnt care because of the covers on your books...but says "Is that muscle guy me" *dies*

* When you watch a game of football (nrl) and are too wraped up in pairing the players off

* When your little sister can yell out in a huge supermarket "Mummy my sister likes gay porn" and you just nod.

*When your get your friend to translate your hard core yaoi manga to translate and they just nod and do it, without a word of complaint.

* Finally when you ask your boyfriend if they would kiss that guy across the street for fun.

Am i crazy

Heh... Back when my computer was the only one in the house hooked up to the Internet and my mum had to borrow it, I had to make sure I wasn't using the slashier wallpapers... All my wallpapers were slashy, but I don't think she noticed it... Both my parents know I'm a homophile, though-- one time my dad just shrugged and said 'Oh, Anne thinks everyone on TV is gay'.



That's my friend's boyfriend to a T-- actually, he likes to tease me by asking which guy in our class he should make out with for my enjoyment. And I answer him.



I so do. Just for one day... one magical day...



So done that. They wound up together for a while, too, but one of them went back in the closet and had a girlfriend for a while afterwards...



If I had an msn picture, it would be guys kissing.



If only I had the money. However, aforementioned friend's boyfriend would do it... He promised to give me some yaoi, too. But I am going to an improv show, so maybe two of the performers will kiss...



OMgoth, that happened! It was the last superbowl, and our family was at another fam's house watching-- well, I was just there to watch the commercials and eat snack foods, but during the pre-game interviews, one of the players was talking about how his teammate had a calming effect on him, and about the special bond they have-- I was totally slash-happy. Plus, then there was a slashy commercial, too.



My younger sister would be too mortified, but if anyone yelled that out, I would probably just have to nod. Perhaps say 'Yup.'

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Anneko