Bombchuu
Well, its going to happen like this.
Jesus is gonna be chillin' with his angel crew upstairs, and notice that he doesn't agree with Michael Jackson's song, "Beat it" anymore, and decides to destroy the human race when the Astrological sign is in Gemini, because he doesn't have a twin, and it makes him rage to think about them.
So, he's going to kill every twin on the planet first.
Then, his gangster angel race is going to come running down with coconuts in their hands, knocking them together to make horse running sounds. (props to people who get the reference.)
And while the clouds part, they are going to realize they are in the middle of the Saharan Desert, because, when did anyone tell us where they were going to descend?
After that, they are going to murder all the girrafs that look at them wrong, and blast OMD from a boombox to burn all of the African Tribesman's ears out.
Then Jesus (his homies call him Poncho), is going to let go his horrible gas, and destroy all of Europe with a extremle nuclear explosion.
(And we aren't going to donate our money to help their nuclear problems.) -props if you know what I'm talking about there too.-
Saving the U.S. for last, because Poncho knows that the worst people come from there, he burns Obama's birth certificate, and eats his precious dog.
Then kills everyone.
EXCEPT for Mariah Carrey. He still doesn't know how she gets her voice that high.
The end.
Jesus is gonna be chillin' with his angel crew upstairs, and notice that he doesn't agree with Michael Jackson's song, "Beat it" anymore, and decides to destroy the human race when the Astrological sign is in Gemini, because he doesn't have a twin, and it makes him rage to think about them.
So, he's going to kill every twin on the planet first.
Then, his gangster angel race is going to come running down with coconuts in their hands, knocking them together to make horse running sounds. (props to people who get the reference.)
And while the clouds part, they are going to realize they are in the middle of the Saharan Desert, because, when did anyone tell us where they were going to descend?
After that, they are going to murder all the girrafs that look at them wrong, and blast OMD from a boombox to burn all of the African Tribesman's ears out.
Then Jesus (his homies call him Poncho), is going to let go his horrible gas, and destroy all of Europe with a extremle nuclear explosion.
(And we aren't going to donate our money to help their nuclear problems.) -props if you know what I'm talking about there too.-
Saving the U.S. for last, because Poncho knows that the worst people come from there, he burns Obama's birth certificate, and eats his precious dog.
Then kills everyone.
EXCEPT for Mariah Carrey. He still doesn't know how she gets her voice that high.
The end.
Nice one wink
