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Blaaah, bland questions.
Favorite Book: Even after all this time, it's still The Westing Game.

Let's see if the bard has any good stories, no?
Oh, here's an old one.
When I was about five, I fell from my father's shoulders and hit the pavement headfirst. The doctors explained to me very patiently that I had to have a CAT scan, and that it meant I would be put through a machine very briefly. The machine itself was a black belt running through a large ring standing upright with two red lights situated at 11 and 1. To a doctor, this was a tool used to determine a number of things. To a child, this beast did not even need the gnashing teeth it was so easily envisioned with. It already had the gaping maw and long black tongue, the glowing red eyes and the sinister grinding noises.
I was terrified. I screamed and howled. I didn't care if I had an impressive lump on my head that was more painfully torturous than hell itself, I was not going to be devoured by the white creature with the black tongue.
Eventually my parents had to explain to me that going through the machine was the only way I'd get to leave the hospital.
I had to do it.
I had to subject myself to the beast, the malicious and disgusting thing that waited ever-so-patiently, secure in the knowledge that I would eventually be forced to succumb to it's greedy mouth.
I was escorted into the room by the doctor, and there it stood. The monster that had so plagued my thoughts was before me once more. I had to stay strong. I had to face up to my fear. I had to get out of there right the ******** now, that thing was goddamn terrifying and I needed the security of my mother, holy living ********. Oh s**t, she was already in the room and the door was closed. There was no escape now. There was only one thing I could do now. I solemnly climbed up onto the obsidian slab and lay there as instructed, resigned to my fate. My parents were encouraging this evil creature to consume me, and I could not escape. There was no hope, and I was to die here and now.
As the belt began to move me into the machine, I felt a certain kind of peace. I was at last accepting of the idea of my own death. What did it matter that I was to die here cruelly? Life was only a temporary thing anyways, and to be done now was simply a little bit early in the cosmic scale of things.
And suddenly the doctor proclaimed that I was done, and I was lifted off of the machine by my father and carried back to the hospital room. I went home the next day and occupied myself by beating a Power Ranger with a Transformer until one of them was suitably dead. It was okay, though, he could come back to life and have magical superpowers when I wanted him to.

Bam, a story. I'm going to go ahead and say that entering more than one story is allowed, but the total amount you have to pay if you lose goes up by half. Seems fair, no? You do have a slightly larger chance of winning, after all. So one story is 100k, two is 150k, three is 175k, etc.

1 - I don't like much classical stuff, but I am quite fond of early 20th century works. Gustav Holst rings a bell, I would suggest checking out Second Suite in F if you care much for classical. And Ralph Vaughn's Folk Song Suite.

2 - Glee. I love that show. I don't care much for the drama part, but I do love the music.

3 - Unsure. I've had Sugar Gliders, Hedgehog, Parrot, Turtles, etc. I really would like a Spidermonkey or something. I just don't want it to fling s**t around.



1. If Zach proposed, where when and what would be the theme of your wedding?

2. Favorite Food?

3. What did you want to be when you were younger?

This sounds interesting, although I'm terrible at coming up with questions. I'll join in if I can come up with something or I get asked something.

1. What's your favorite Foreign Culture, and why?
2. Tell me about a Dream you had that you remember from your childhood. (not like, Future dream, but Sleeping dream)
3. Think of all things Natural; tree roots, rivers, volcanoes, stars, etc. What is one part of nature that you closely identify with, and why? (it's a deep question, think about it! >_>)

COOKIE

1. favorite position (you know what I mean) *grins*
2. If you could date a celebrity who would it be and why
3.What exotic location would you like to visit

hahaha