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 Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:02 am
Dear Harry,
You stole my thunder in Potions. Can I have it back please?
Hermione
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:47 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Mr. Dursley:
This is to inform you that we will be doing a full audit as to the State Support you have been receiving for your nephew, Harry James Potter. We have received evidence that not all of these funds have been used for the well-being and benefit of the minor child, and an investigation has been opened.
Please make yourself and your wife, Petunia Dursley, nee Evans, available on the below stated date and time, at the office of Child Welfare as listed on the letterhead. We ask that you bring all documentation as to expenses for Harry Potter.
May I also recommend you bring your barrister.
Sincerley,
Barbara Winters
Child Welfare Dept.
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:48 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Please explain to me why some people think that your 'book series' (if you can even call it that) is better than mine. Apparently lack of substance attracts the minds of a teeny boppers everywhere.
Sincerly, J.K Rowling
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:12 pm
Dear Moaning Myrtle,
Please stop stalking me.
I don't enjoy you staring at me while I "polish my wand" in the tub.
It's just creepy.
Sincerly, Harry Potter
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eskimo kissses Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:32 pm
Nerevar Telvanni Nothing is true….
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Please explain to me why some people think that your 'book series' (if you can even call it that) is better than mine. Apparently lack of substance attracts the minds of a teeny boppers everywhere.
Sincerly, J.K Rowling
….everything is permitted LOL...That one killed me!
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:36 am
Haha, sorry Sophia, I waited a day and you still had yet to post it. I could not let it go to waste!
Dear Sophia,
Oh thank you. Aragorn was looking for him.
Sincerely,
Professor Kalle
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:47 pm
Dear Edward,
How can anyone think you're sexier than me? I'm the Chosen One.
You're just a stupid sparkling vampire.
Now get out!
Harry
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:24 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Harry,
If Voldemort kills us, we turn into sparkly vampires. Can we panic NOW?
Sincerely, Ron
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:26 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Voldemort,
Look, I know we went through a rocky time when you were a teenager. But all the pimples weren't my fault-you should've spent more time washing your face instead of creating horcruxes. Seriously, the acne scarring wasn't bad enough for you to return to life without me!
Sincerely, Tom Riddle's Nose
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:50 pm
Dear Colin Creevey,
I see you becoming Minister of Magic, having twelve children, and having a lucrative photography business.
Sincerely, Professor Trelawney
6 Months Later...
Dear Mr. And Mrs. Creevey,
I'm sorry, the fates like to change...
Sincerely, Professor Telawney
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:54 am
I was so sad when poor little innocent Colin died! ~Sob~
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:40 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Voldemort,
Lying will help your nose 'situation', just take a look at me!
Sincerely, Pinocchio
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:41 pm
Nothing is true….
Dear Mr. Black,
Why so serious?
Sincerely, the Joker
….everything is permitted
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:00 pm
Dear Mrs. Norris,
Keep out of my office, or I'll ******** EAT you.
Sincerely, Remus Lupin.
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor Crew
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:08 pm
DEAR HAGGER. ME EAT FUNNY TREE. ME NOW SICK. YOU HELP. GAWP. 
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