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Oh good, you got FE5 patched successfully? It took me awhile to get it to work for me. And yeah, sadly the configurations are all "aH3adE" on you, but everything else should be fine. I think there was a correct translation on a forum of the menus I can try and find for you and lolwut, FE4 isn't working? From my experiences (five runthroughs), the patch should work just fine, although the into isn't translated.

Oh okay, that's great, enjoy FE5, I really hope you enjoy it as much as I did/finish it before I start my LP of it! If you need any tactical advice, me and FD are vets at it, as well as I know you've been reading our Great Wall of Lara, so you should know most things by now. xD

Chapter XVI: Hey Sigurd, What Does the OH SHI- Reinforcement Scouter Say About the Power Level?

Sigurd: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!11!1oneone

Right, so it's been like two or longer weeks since my last FE4 LP update, but that's mainly due to the fact that:
A: I finished my DWIV LP (go read it right now, I ripped my a** muscles shitting out all those beautiful final boss sexy pictures) and wanted to take a brief LP break
B: I know there is one viewer reading this LP (mainly due to the fact that Miss Roto is quite not wanting me to spoil everything for her and Sue, I don't know, maybe she's on the same boat, ILU NOM AND OTHER FEF'ERS WHO PLAYED THIS GAME/WANT ME TO SPOIL IT FOR THEM WHO I SHALL WRITE UPDATES/BUMP MY THREAD ON THERE TO ADVERTISE THIS LP WHEN I DO UPDATES BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOMEEEE!) so there's no rush to finish this LP. Oh, and I maybe got hired for a job that requires me to be there at 4:30 AM so I'm just having fun destroying my sleep schedule to get used to that.



So, if you're familiar with Jugdral/actually looked at the battle maps I supplied in the beginning of "My Plan of Assult" section, you can sort of see I accidentally all/most of Agustria and now King Shagaal is sort of freaking out yelling at people n' s**t, and Mr. Manflobutthurt appears out of nowhere.



Eh, at least we now know that Lachesis was right and Eltshan was wrong, now let's never question Lachesis again out of fear of Silver Sword rageage. D:



Sheesh, you'd think that it'd be their first plan of assault to sic a super powered badass on the invading Grandbell army instead of throwing feathers and putting people to sleep. :/



With the light bulb of epiphany glowing ever so brightly over Shagaal's head, he runs to the dungeon leaving Manfloy and I in agreement for once.



I do believe Dierdre is a girl. mad



Pfft, I doubt it, his Fala Blood brings all the err... fire to the yard, ******** yo' Lopto blood. mad



New rule: When we see Manfloy working with people who AREN'T shrouded in robes, chances are he's going to backstab em'. mad



HOLY s**t, OVER 9,000!!!11!oneone I think he says something generic along the lines of "YAYLOLAGUSTRIA!" but I was apparently so excite that I forgot to cap it correctly.



Much like anything else, this is easily countered by throwing Cuan at them and sticking a Javelin on him:



Shoving Ethlin in a bush to help out/heal Cuan when he takes too much Javelins up his poop chute:



Engaging this mofo with whoever I did (probably Ethlin in the bushes or something like that):



Then the Agustria army who is weakened HP-wise thanks to Cuan sort of falls stupidly into my trap of over 9,000 enraged, yet currently weaker than Sigurd pals to exterminate them.



At least Aira is having a good time slaying every boss thus far.



I really ought to think out who should do the killing blows next time -__- (she got a lance which now she has to go through the whole pawn shop thing to give it to someone who can make use of it).



Well, that was.. EthlinxCuan-tastic.



And just for shits and giggles since we all love sexy cat fights on horses. heart



Get a ranged weapon buddy, then we'll talk.



Trollololololololollol.~ Did I ever mention how beautiful Lex is with Elite skill and a Brave Axe? <3



So, Lex is a bit of a wuss I guess and didn't do the job right, so Shagaal is still alive n' kickin' as you see Oifaye FML about it.



DUN DUN DUN...



J-just a little bit, you still have your backyard that we'll inevitably seize sooner or later!



Sigurd: I mean I just started swinging my sword around then next thing you know, there's a mountain of dead people and a slutty girl following me flashing her tits at me and a Prince in disguise!



And so we're sucked into staying in Agustria for a year to sort s**t out. Eh, better than smelly ol' Evans.



Yeah, yeah, go to bed/Silvail castle already. mad



Oh man, you can tell who is bottom b***h in this relation. cool



This didn't happen in this playthrough, but in my most recent playthrough, I decided to add this in.



IMO: It really doesn't help seeing as foot soldiers can move such a piddly amount anyway.



Bitches dun' know how much I favour this woman. cool

Small update, I know, but small, anti (in a way) climatic end of chapter. Next chapter there will be butthurt like there's no tomorrow, why Dierdre is the worst Light Magic user in the series and why everyone who voted Rennault at worst is 100% wrong, Aira's version of "diamonds" (her best friend), Lachesis lovin' and pirates!

Chapter XVII: Agustria's Backyard

Chapter 3 Map

Plan of Assault: Compared to the over 9,000 things at once map of Chapter 2, this map is easier in my opinion. We start with a nice, pleasant walk to Madino (north-center castle) to take it, fighting the Bow Knights along the way, send a tanky character (ie: Lex) to fight the Armours to the east of Agustria (blue castle) and other tanky characters to fight off the Social Knights and Pally to the west, the Mage army stationed in the central forest will come when needed and easily will be dealt with by Azel and Levin. The cool thing about this chapter/a potential rage reset if you do it wrong is you actually want all the Pirates to reach the villages or land before you because if you save all the villages before them, they'll just go to the north-most village which you can't reach at the moment and destroy it. After we take Madino, Silvail will attack, and brutally at that. For that, if you didn't promote Lachesis, you're ********. Warp Lachesis to Agustria and send her to fight off the Silvail army alone (with Adean hidden in the forest to Reblow Staff abuse when Lachesis gets low in HP. After a thorough Lachesis rape, she will continue to attack the "surprise army" <- from the best country in the damn continent and eventually take Silvail on her own. Then lastly, no need for concern from Orgahill, they're a joke, although you may have to staff/Wrath abuse on this one. ;D

TL;DR- Easy s**t; Lachesis rape and staff abuse.



And this is all thanks to Lex for not killing him properly that we have to go through another chapter. mad



Eh, at least Sigurd is actually trying to hold up his share of the deal and got the Agustrians back to power in their nation.



Jesus Christ, have faith in Sigurd for once, society. mad



But noooooo, people have to jump to conclusions and NOT give me a year to sort this all out.



Exactly what you think: they be perpetual pirates and take advantage of the situation to loot villages. D:<



Therefore, this means war, bitches. mad



Uh, sure apart from the army protecting your castle already. rolleyes



Hhrrrrgh, Agustrian television sucks and so does the food, who even eats schnitzels anyway?



You know: if you at least gave us a year to sort this out, we wouldn't have to go to war. D:<



Ooh, he has a name, must be important! =o



Nope, just another generic boss who's prime motivation is cash. Whenever you see this man (FE4 is VERY uncreative with their generic bosses), he probably wants some money.



At least he has a named weapon that we get to nab!



See Shagaal? When you rush, I'm not the only one who gets pissed at you. mad



So we sort of let him stew in his castle and think about what he should do, for Mistoltin rape sake, you better not fight Sigurd. gonk



Yup, hick accents, we're in Orgahill alright, and female captain? You show em' who's boss!



She even has honour, I like her!



So that's why your army's current paradigm is rape, rape, pillage villages? confused



This can't be good. D:



DUN DUN DUN... so basically, their plan is when she decides to yell at them again, they'll be all like LUKE CURRENTLY NON-NAMED GIRL: I AM NOT YOUR FATHER so she'll be all in shock/NOOOOOO! about it so they can do as they please.



Just because he's a giant p***k and hates everything. 4laugh



But Sigurd is a giant p***k and hates the Orgahil pirates, so with motivation in place, we launch a double assault of a ******** off to Agustria and a ******** you too to Orgahil.



Oh noes, not the lack of non-existent Aura rape and very existent die in one hit Dierdre!



Then they decide to drop a lovely bombshell on you, yay children spawning in six months!



Hurr hur, and she can't even pull a "o sigurz im soooo scarred lemme fite 2" this time. cool



Wait, who is he again? Oh yes, that kid/Prince of Isaac we found chilling out in Verdane who we haven't seen until then so we gave him an important role so we can see him more.



I know when my eight year old cousin is at my house I know that I am safe from all the troubles in the world. rolleyes



And so no more Dierdre. At least Renault was able to participate in Endgame, had decent weapon ranks and had a chance to shine. Dierdre probably didn't even get the chance to get to any army, had a REALLY "shitty" (in the face of other haxx light magic you get later on) and get any EXP.



sdkjc;lkaj;lrjkf, Silver weapons and a new grenade launcher for Azel. heart



You know Holyn, most people give their crushes diamonds or pearls or something like that, but I suppose this will do. :/ (aka: ******** YEAHHH!!!)
PS: Aira or Ira? Make up your minds, translators. mad



Or three or four, or ten. heart



Long story short: wear condoms/Hero Swords kids, Holyn won't always be there to catch all the baby juice.



A bit late for this, last chapter would have been nice. stare



This p***k totally has a Reserve Staff which heals everyone in a ten tile radius, it felt good to kill him. 4laugh



Meanwhile, Lachesis stops in a nearby village to sip some old lady's juices. gonk gonk gonk



gonk gonk gonk



A-at least Lachesis is now the proud owner of three extra Str points! gonk



Well, now we know that girl at the beginning's name, like Aira, she likes to alternate her name every now and then to Briggid.



Generic boss's stats, he has a magic sword which hits in a two tile radius like Ethlin's light saber.



We also get a sword equivalent to an arrow to a flying unit to use. heart



Only losers yell out the name out their weapon in battle. talk2hand
Jamka: "Yeah, well take this: Iron Bow!"



Lachesis'd!



Then she finally LV.20's it out via mad staff abuse/Elite Ring spammage.



After warping Lachesis back to Agustria, we then go and take Madino.



Oh that sneaky SOB, must've went through the forest that Azel and Levin were patrolling. mad



Sadly, that's not the way of the enemy AI, nor will it ever be Sigurd. D:



Oh hey, that guy in the Prologue who you most definitely forgot about by now!



Aaand, we have to have some bad news after taking a castle, it wouldn't be FE4 without it.



OH SHI- DAMN YOU MANFLOY AND YOUR COMPLEX SCHEMES TO BIND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HATE ME TOGETHER AND ELIMINATE ALL MY ALLIES! mad



Basically tabloid master Reptor and Langobolt somehow linked Sigurd's Dad to it by saying he was closest to him and wanted the throne for whatever reason.



But of course Sigurd doesn't give a s**t about the King and is still in shock about the whole killer dad thing.



Alvis: Now there is a good man, and Reptor has control of everything now, this is looking bleak~.



But I doubt Alvis would be on some old cranky man's side either. mad Let's just label him as neutral for now.



God actually talks to people in this game, so Claude is going to talk to him to sort this mess out.



Err, who is this now? Dear God, check out her ******** up shoulders. gonk



So she's Claude's bodyguard in a way and Reptor's far sexy daughter.



She also is the perpetual unfairly slutty woman who loves a man one way or another in FE4. D:



Don't lie Claude, you like it. wink



U mad, Shagaal?

Tune in next chapter for Shanan having fun being a bodyguard, OH SHI- plot enhancements, more OH SHI- the greatest ******** country in this game and Lachesis rapeage!

Chapter XIX: Break This!

Eh, what the hell, it's been awhile and DQ/W G will be fine even if there is a God forbid: FE topic on it. Besides, with my new swanky signature, dem recruits better come sooner or later out of <33333'ge of my mad ROM hacking skillz.



Honestly, is there any place in the game where she isn't apologizing to anyone? D: I still love her though.



...I guess she had it in a bag behind her or taped it to her horse and hid it by covering it up or something?



Oh yeah, and they have a kid by the way, just so you know.



She was like three tiles away from her when it happened, Cuan. She knows of all what hell hath occurred, but apparently didn't want to do anything about it.



Such is the tragic fate of a hero in a 1990s video game, my dear pink Pally.



Glowing gold- another way of saying RAEP RAEP RAEP RAEP for enemies.



So back in bandit-ville, Sigurd ain't so happy about the whole three or four bandits who actually bothered to raid a village, so he ordered his troops to lay a mass slaughter on the rest of the Orgahill Pirates, mainly due to the fact that he hates Agustria with a flying passion.



However, Mr. Pallet Swap of the First Boss here isn't going to take any more of this fierce woman s**t.



Darth Vader: "LUKE, YOU AREN'T MY SON, SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS."
Luke: "NOOO- oh, erm YESSSSSS!"



Huh, I wonder who her real parents are.



Of course, she could just stick an arrow in his crotch and call it a day, but she's too cool for that.



Never goin' ta' catch me~.



With who? 4laugh



Oh.. sad



Nonetheless, Briggid is still rippin' boys apart to the left and to the right whilst she makes her jaunt to the Tower of Blaggi.



Speaking of the Tower of Blaggi, remember these two and their quest there? Why didn't they get attacked by the Orgahill? mad



Line later seen in one of those cheap $2 pornos.



So sort of like the Ohm Staff from FE1, only it can be repaired if the player really sucks (or for killing Sylvia so she doesn't get any love and reviving her at the last second).



The second legendary weapon in one chapter? Holy Christ, what? Are they going to give me another one?



ie: The person apparently needs a big gaping hole in their chest or without a head.



And? And? Guys, the secret of life is in the palm of our very hands!



But on another note, who the ******** cares about the secret of immortal life? Let's kill some things!



Brigit: Before you go "JEIGAN, NEXT!" Take a good long sexy look at her major Ullr blood. <3



Claude- I don't really use him, he makes a good Valkyrie Staff bot if you really want to be cheap.



Tiltyu- Those shoulders still bug me, but apart from that, she joins rather late and Levin is cleaning up shop. *Looks at her defense* D: Although, Wrath on a forest tile is badass with TRON (see: a kickass name).



The roaming boss, sword'd by my army mainly composed of magic and swords! 4laugh



Guard boss of Orgahill: See above, it seems they're giving EXP out like candy these days.



I think we need to do a count of how many people said this already for their battle cry..



See you next chapter with bandit bosses, Mr. Unoriginal Boss Portrait!



Right, so before the inevitable fall of this joke fort, let's go meet this woman.



hhrrrrrrgh, I love the whole twist on friendly bandits, but it's becoming TOO common these days. D:



Sigurd is good at his blind speculations towards people as you can see, out of all the rough looking women out there, Sigurd flies straight to her.



Why? Because with Dierdre out of the picture.. cool



Well, unless you're into ruling a soon to be extinct pirate race, then you've got nowhere to go lady.



And why the hell not? Let's talk to Claude.



Oh god, the whole one pirate attacking at a time was hell, Sigurd, you don't even know.



God even answers people's prayers by talking to them in Jugdral!



Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you all know about this by now.



Shadow- you know what this is dictating, as Manfloy is like the only shadow in this world.



Then Claude decides to go to Grandbell and deliver the divine MSN convo to them between him and God. But, being a video game, we WILL annihilate another kingdom sooner or later..



Just if you couldn't compare the two, yeah.



Woman, everyone apparently knows your name.



Jus sayin', I can remember when I first went to school, I was four, apparently she can't remember when SHE GOT KIDNAPPED BY BANDITS! Then again, that is a rather uneventful progress..



Oh for- ANOTHER SACRED WEAPON?!



Then for whatever reason, the bow makes her remember everything. Ryu of the first Breath of Fire wishes he had that for a less bitchy fetch quest.



Right, so I'm sure you've all wanted to see more heads roll instead of boring religious revelations and anti climatic family reunions, so here it is!



We interrupt this LP by showing you how sexy Brigit's flamethrower is.



Now back to.. Holyn's bloody sword.



Now to Dew going dungeon/Yuji style tower crawling.



That's what he said. cool



Whoops, looks like Dew awakened a pissed off God, JUMP OFF THE TOWER, DEW, THIS IS A YUJI TOWER! D:



Well, it's there, unguarded, why the hell not?



But treasure! D;



Nonetheless, twelve year old boys are deathly afraid of Gods yelling.



Your reward: Dew actually standing chance against anything with a 1~2 range Wind Sword. cool



B-but, OH GOD! gonk



Welp, there you have it, Grandbell are a bunch of pricks and decide to take Langobolt and Reptor's side by thinking Sigurd's Dad killed the prince.



Who the hell cares about Dierdre, Oifaye? We gotta slaughter some Grandbellions and take Grandbell!



Eh, a deus ex machina could work here to from saving me from fighting an endless supply of Mage Knights and Pallies.



Right, so this is Mahnya, she is under orders from her Queen (Levin's mom) to assist Sigurd. Apparently Mahnya and her four troops are going to carry the "traitor" Grandbell army across to their country of Silesia.



So, with Sigurd's motherland of Grandbell calling him a traitor, just where is this going to lead us, more importantly, why is Silesia aiding us? Most importantly, should I put vegetarian turkey on this sandwich, or should I just stick with my usual vegetarian chicken strips, cheese and mayonnaise?

Chapter XX Repaying Silesia for the Deus Ex Machina

Chapter 4 map:

Plan of assault: war will unfold in the northwest village area, so, send all the troops to fight off the attackers, then once the Pegasus and Mage squad are destroyed, send Sigurd, Lachesis, Dew and Sylvia to take the northern castle (Thove). Dew unlocks the bridge whilst Lachesis and Sigurd tank and Sylvia visits a northern village. Before seizing Thove, send Dew and Sylvia back to base castle (blue, western-most one), keep Lachesis guarding Thove and seize and watch the drama unfold. ( sad ) After, it's just a straight war with the last remaining castle minus mountain navigation and saving villagers.

PS: I don't know about you, but being a Canadian, anything involving snow (as in this chapter) is ******** boring for me. =_=



Where did we last leave off? Oh yes, Sigurd has nowhere to go but a small, cold country.



See: The biggest troll to ever walk this planet, his descendants are trolls themselves.



Yup: King died, Levin (the successor) fled, now everyone is sort of fighting for the King position with Levin sort of out of the picture.



Isn't she the girl who gave Lex his Brave Axe? Ah well, I guess Queen Rahna of Silesia (the current heiress to the throne) lives a double life.



It's all because of that prickly Reptor hiding them from the King. mad Note to self: make sure to Meteor Sword him in the face when Sigurd goes on his inevitable a*****e purge of Grandbell.



Eh, if you ask me: charging Grandbell and killing all the nobles sounds like a better idea than chatting it out.



Well, that's a first. stare



If you've been reading this correctly/I wrote it correctly:
Cigyun: Sleep's with Victor of Velthome to spew out Alvis then sleeps with Kurth because Victor is an a*****e to spew out Dierdre, so she's talking about Dierdre, but Sigurd ain't too bright and doesn't know that.



I still don't see how people not notice of how a coincidence this is: so Kurth dies and like three days later, his daughter randomly shows up after being missing all her life. Am I missing something? confused



Incest~, we all love it.



Oh, the irony of this line. <3



Kay, so what does Dierdre call herself when she's in Princess form?



But this s**t is getting awkward for Rahna, so she changes the subject of a strikingly accurate prophecy.



And his brother (Levin's uncle and Rahna's Brother-in-law) is a big p***k too.



By hours you mean:
Rahna: "Hey Sigurd, some girl name Dierdre is the princess of Grandbell, neat, eh?
Sigurd: "Totally!"
Rahna: "She is so good with Alvis."
Sigurd: "I miss Dierdre.."
Rahna: "Uh, sure, hey watch out for my brother-in-laws, they're assholes!"
Sigurd: "K'"



Oh man, that's one tough mom. gonk



I suppose that COULD work, but..



Queen Rahna is just one hardcore classy woman. cool



Eh, I guess dem' Silesians are just all softies on the inside (outside, they're windy trolls who ain't afraid to cut a b***h or two or eight or 9,001)



Pegasus Knights as guards? Oh god.. and better, she's the trolliest Peg Knight around! And she does..



Butbut, you just got your rape hole stick! D:



If you don't send an army of Ethlins, then don't bother coming back. mad



NOT YOU TOO! I GAVE YOU THE PURSUIT RING, GIVE IT BAAAACK! D;



Pfft, it's just one big conforming chain of doom going on here. mad



Aaaaand that is why no one likes using Ethlin and Cuan, but I do, it helps for future causes. ;D



And with that, you're thrust'd into combat without Oifaye screaming about enemies or anything.



W-w-wind Mages and a Jugdral style Bishop?! Oh ********. gonk



By divert she means fly around in Lachesis's face until she gets pissed and snipes them down with her "A" in everything. cool



I guess Aideen ain't so hhrrrrrrrgh after all. heart



Why can't I buy Hero Bows out of the blue? D:



Yeah, yeah, get a room you two. mad



Eh, while we're at it, let's continue this orgy of love (potential in Azel and Tiltyu's case as they aren't totally married to each other yet.)



Tiltyu: "Do you think my shoulder are popping out?"



No Tiltyu, Azel does not (hopefully) know if Playtex are better than Tampax.



Well, you ARE Reptor's daughter and all, and he did just denounce us all as traitors..



Then Azel lies to cheer her up and tells her that everyone likes her whilst everyone takes a second to glare at him and they continue on their merry way.



Mmm.. sexy.



Good grief, they look the same, but no, this isn't Thove, but the more pricklier Zaxon to the south.



Dat Sigurd marching in battle whilst no one ever drew their sword yet, totally intimidating.



If that's not a blaring hint of "LEAVE EVERYONE AT NEAR BASE POINT" I don't know what is..



Oh, Grandbell is just asking for some Sigurd-hurt, aren't they? mad



Don't get ahead of yourself apparent non-green Silesian, Levin's got a tome full of rape, and he's not afraid to use it.



That's a way to keep me out of the southern lands. stare



Ah, a Jugdral styled Bishop, as in ******** healing and let's ******** some lives up via status staff abuse.



Another victim of portrait recycling, although she does have importance like WAY later on; Fury's nemesis and the lowest of the low in Ch. 4 bosses as she's just bait.. sad



I could have sworn we just killed him under the name of Elliot a few chapters back, but ah well, this is why Armour Kill swords are sexy.



Thanks for stating the obvious, sir.



I swear to God, Brigid is so overpowered, it's not even funny anymore. -__-



In case you're wondering: Fury, Mahnya, Deetva and Pamela. Fury is the strongest, Mahnya is the bravest, Deetva is full of s**t 99% of the time and Pamela is just a loyal dog.



You sassy son ov' a b***h! Apparently, no one carries keys in case they need to make a retreat in Silesia.



Just for canon sake, let's totally do it.



I don't know what she's going on about, but what kind of epic battle begins with "No way!" D:



Aren't all Pegasus Knights who aren't Paola, Katua and Est like that? confused



Needless to say, it doesn't end well for Deetva as we all know: tears are a girl's strongest weapon in Jugdral.



Hmm.. better find some Narga people before I stick three feet of steel through Manfloy then!



And we really didn't talk about them yet, they apparently have really sexy kids (except for Tiltyu, oh. dear. god D: ).



How the hell we're supposed to know to let Sylvia save a village is beyond me, but thanks to the wonder of serenesforest.net, we do!



Believe me, unless you're a green haired Social, you don't. gonk



Oh, "things are rough", that's why your village is in tact completely and the village over the river has one standing house. rolleyes



In which she goes on to make stupid sounds and spin around in a circle.



And they're lovin' that s**t like no one's business.



Yay, a sword that grants +7 Def! In which we give it to Dew or someone and proceed to kill Sylvia off for awhile. 4laugh



Plan foiled, you may proceed to kick the s**t out of Thove when needed.



Granted, you do have wind magic, and I appreciate you for that, but..



No one can take more than two hits from Sigurd, armoured mage or not. 4laugh



Our reward? The samurai monkey like soldiers do a whole "ding dong the wicked witch is dead!" rendition for us.



But ******** Thove, we've got bigger and stronger fish to fry!

Next chapter- Epic showdowns, haxx, typical FE4 plot, copy/pasta and the biggest, most trolliest thing known to Jugdral.

Chapter XXII: You're Never Goin' Ta' Catch Me!~



Maybe if you'd actually hire some actual mercenaries who aren't hicks and hookers? confused



Mummifying under the harsh weather conditions? 4laugh



If you didn't see the screenshot of her army, it consists of like two bow users, sword users and mages unpromoted with just Lamia promoted, but Ayra is too. wink



Meanwhile, Claude finally realizes his worth, poor guy..



Wait, wut? You were here with us the whole time!



Claude: "Hello, I'd like to see the King sire"
Reptor: "NOOOO, TRAITORRRRRR!!!!"



Sigurd's not lovin' this s**t.



All in good time, Claude, and -looks around- yeah, violent tactics "never" work. :/



Well, well, well, look who's outta shape today? cool



More like.. the past two years?



By care for his mother, he apparently means running off to participate in more wars. 4laugh



Hmm.. I wonder what this could be?.. <3



I swear to god, if you're going to emo on me already like you've been doing thus far, I'm going to-.



Eh?



I suppose he's gotta face some sort of cheap magic trial like any other mage does when they get pimp magic.



We passed?



Yes, yes we did.



Good ******** luck trying to make the game hard now, it is literally IMPOSSIBLE for Levin to get hit by anything.



They couldn't get passed the mountains by the way. Those silly unpromoted mounts.



Hey lady!



Flying sexy ninja behind you!



Tried to warn you, but no one ever listens to me. emo



At this point of the game, there isn't even any challenge with all those holy blood weapons.. I didn't even need to crack out the expensive Holsety, just a simple Brigid/Sigurd assault.



Such as placing Levin on a forest tile or something Iunno.



Sorry woman, we got two old men to skewer.



Which in the world map, is like 1m away from Zaxon, ready or not, here we come!



Finally, some common sense, maybe Jugdral will finally realize that talking it out just doesn't exist in this realm. D;



With that, it's off to deliver a cold serving of a keg's worth of karma on Grandbell!

Next chapter- the final showdown between old bitchy men versus Sigurd, who will win? Oh yeah, and more old men, plot coming together and lulzy abbreviations.