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 Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:15 am
Because they're all balding at a fast rate.
Why do people tip cows?
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:23 pm
Because they give excellent service. Their tips average 25%.
What is in fog?
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:49 pm
old farts that have no where to go.......
Why is it....that everytime I go to poor something.....I always spill eet neutral
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Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:41 pm
Well, eet are little elves that live in liquids and they await the day they can leave them. So when you spill eet, you're letting them free.
How do fish breath?
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Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:06 am
because they get kissed by mermaids that gives me life!
Why does snow melt?
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:30 pm
Hmmm.....
Something in the sky
Ubber to all the planets.......
Not a planet but a star......
(blah im so used to quoting)
Why is my under wear....on my face? eek
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:32 pm
That must have been a VERY wild night last night.
What is the perfect medicine?
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:52 pm
love
Why were theme parks made?
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Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:58 pm
To save money.......
cuz when you ride a roller coaster.....
you crap your pants.....
and the poop just goes into the atmosphere :3
No smell
No flushing
No realizing required......
except the guy behind you may be at a lose........
.____.
why are my undies on your head? neutral
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:05 am
B-because... well... um.
*shoves your undies in pockets*
< w <"
Why does the moon seem to follow you when you're driving in the car?
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:41 pm
Maybe you should ask it to go out with you :3
alright enough with my undies.....
lets talk about your undies....
why are they soooooooo tight?
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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:05 pm
Because I wear them on the outside of my clothes.
I must go now, the planet needs me. *whoosh*
Why do dogs bark?
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Stop Dont Believin Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:03 pm
Cuz they dun like your smell.....
Why does daddy hit mommy :[ (JK)
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:42 pm
Ummmm he's not hitting her... he's hitting on her. Not the same thing really....
Why do onions make you cry?
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:58 pm
because they don't actually scare away vampires D:
Why are kites shaped as diamonds? -most kites-
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