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 Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:04 am
I see this village- what does it hold? What shall I butcher them with, fire or cold?"Fwoosh."
This is Magic Missile. He's a wizard, hairy. His parents are dead and undead, and his siblings were eaten by a grue. He likes fireball, Bigby's Magical Bitchslap, and wenches. Generally, he's a dangerously charming sort and will romance you while destroying your hometown with dragons. He is looking for sex right now. His favorite qualities in another d**k are their impressionability, their flammability, and whether or not they're willing to help him steal horses. He talks in #650604. Running from me sure you'd think 'He's a pathological bloodthirsty homicidal maniac!'
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:21 pm
There's no amount I wouldn't pay to overdose on Earl Grey"Tea; Earl Grey; hot."
This is London Fog. She is a teapot. Her parents are Earl Grey and Lady Grey, and her siblings are off tending the family's tea plantation. She likes scarves, old parchment, and Captain Picard. Generally, she's a proper sort and will always have another cuppa ready for you. She is looking for sex right now, but it will probably be rather quiet and with overtones of embarrassment. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are their disdain for coffee, their overall quietness, and whether or not they dunk their biscuits. She talks in #A49CC0. I got my own remedy; I self-self-medicate with tea
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:07 am
Piece by piece, snip by snip; croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip."I'm the crème de la crème, not just another Jane Doe."
This is Rarity. She is the queen of fashion, both alternative and mainstream. Her parents are Magnum and Pearl, and her siblings are Sweetie Belle and Input: Name: Sweetie Belle. This information, of course, is at the mercy of the Hasbro executives. She likes cats, shiny rocks, and getting her way. Generally, she's a generous sort and while fighting's not really her thing (she's more into fashion), she will rip someone to pieces if they touch one scale (or hair) on your cute little head. She is looking for a hunky unicorn stallion (preferably nobility) to sweep her off her feet right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are fabulosity, sophistication, and a posh little moustache. She talks in #5F4C8D. Thread by thread, primmed and pressed; yard by yard, never stressed
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:19 am
They say it's your birthday,"She is handling the money. She's serving the food. She knows about your party. She is calling you 'Dude!'"
This is Cake McCrea. She is a birthday cake. Her parents are the unrelenting march of time and the need to honor anniversaries, and her siblings are bat mitzvahs, quinceañeras, and other rites of passage. She likes Italian leather sofas, short skirts, and long jackets. Generally, she's a cheery sort and will throw you a party, no strings attached. She is down for pretty much anything right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are one's ship coming in, silk dresses, and just their general chillification. She talks in #6DC5FB. It's my birthday too, yeah.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:42 pm
mashed potato king table elephant"beelb"
This is Jim and the Holograms. He is a derp. His parents are factory and pin, and his siblings are macaroons, the sound of a bell, and cause. He likes *, (), and notebook. Generally, he's a uranium sort and will be backrubs. He will never look for sex, as it is ducks- but somehow it found him and he managed to father children. His favorite qualities in another d**k are c4rrot, nbaob, and T)T. He talks in blue violet. n****e bubble % hotkey
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:39 pm
Else the Puck a liar call;"I seriously need a bigger part."
This is Cobweb. She is a normal faery dicklet. Her parents are Peasey and Harper, and her siblings are Mote, Butch, Starry Bruise, The Infinite Sadness, Starshine, Faerie Toast, Amnesia, and Puck. She likes first aid, fighting with bumblebees, and honeybags. Generally, she's an adventurous sort and will scratch your back- if you scratch hers. She is not looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are a sense of humor, mad poetry skills, and wings. She talks in #7695EC. So, good night unto you all.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:02 am
I don't got a lot, I don't need a lot, coffee's only a dime!"Just take it from me, I'm as just free as any daughter! I do what I like, just what I like, and how I love it!"
This is Tuckles. She is a shaggy ball of sunshine. Her parents are sunshine and rainbows, and her siblings are dead of the diabeetus- they were too cute to live. She likes singing birds, happy tap-dances, and making blood sacrifices to the Dark Lord El-Shaat'an. Generally, she's a happy sort and will always give you candy!. She is looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are innocence, a happy heart, and cuddles! She talks in blood red. Livin' in the sunlight, lovin' in the moonlight, havin' a wonderful time!
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:20 pm
The name on everybody's lips is gonna be "They're gonna recognize my eyes, my hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose!"
This is Butts Disease. She is a fluffy pyt with delusions of starhood. Her parents are consumerism and the decline of American intellectualism, and her siblings are all out at pharm parties. She likes glitter, lip gloss, and girly magazines. Generally, she's an attention whore and will graciously pose with you for an autograph. She is looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are their willingness to listen to her, their plastic surgeon/piercing parlor/tattoo artist recommendations, and the frequency with which they buy her drinks. She talks in #fb4b44. Roxie Butts Disease
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:44 am
What is this feeling, so sudden and new? "Feelings... Nothing more than feelings..."
This is Moodswing. He is a regular guy. His parents are the smiley face button and emoticons, and his siblings are mood rings. He likes those "how am I feeling today" charts, Lifetime movies, and that one DS Yolks font with all the smiley faces. Generally, he's an expressive sort and wears his heart on his sleeve. He is looking for sex right now. His favorite qualities in another d**k are their willingness to talk about their feelings, how much Mr. Rogers they've watched, and their opinions on ice cream. He talks in #65b733. I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:47 am
Día de los Muertos, cien calacas vió "Cuando la cripta puertas crujen y el terremoto lápidas, fantasmas salen para una vigilia emocionante..."
Esta es Señora Catrina Calavera. Ella es una mujer alta y delgada. Sus padres son un antiguo festival azteca y una broma de miedo, y sus hermanos están muertos. A ella le gustan las calaveras de azúcar, caléndulas, y sombreros gigantes. En general, es un tipo divertido y se ríen en la cara de la muerte. Ella está buscando un romance en estos momentos. Sus cualidades favoritas en otro d**k son su sentido del humor, la elegancia de su vestido, y un montón de bonitos colores. Ella habla en negrita negro. Oh, oh, oh, y el gringo se asustó
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:17 pm
What's in your head, in your head, "Her voice was soft and cool, her eyes were clear and bright, but she's not there."
This is Zmobie. She is an alt-lady. Her parents are a vodou cultist and Diamond Head vodka, and her siblings are extras on The Walking Dead. She likes candles, reggae, and xylophones. Generally, she's a laid-back sort and will help you put your hair into dreads or show you how to sacrifice a chicken. She is looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are attitude, their opinion on goats, and how good they are at chanting. She talks in Blue Violet. Zmobie, zmobie, zmobie?
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:25 am
Cats and rabbits would reside in fancy little houses "Clean cup! Clean cup! Move down!"
This is English Breakfast. He is an altfella. His parents are CERTAINLY NOT ANY OF MY DICKS, and his siblings are all teabags. He likes cream, sugar, and saucers. Generally, he's a posh sort and will always stand you a cuppa. He is not looking for sex right now. His favorite qualities in another d**k are a nice accent, a nice hat, and bad teeth. He talks in saddle brown. They'd be dressed in shirts and hats and trousers.
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:26 am
But square cut or pear-shaped, these rocks don't lose their shape "Talk to me, Harry Zidler, tell me all about it!"
This is Gem Gurl. She is a one of the last of the alt dicks- look, she's fading away as we watch. Her parents are Flashwing, Butt Stallion, and Rarity, and her siblings are Caprihorny and Poop Diamond McSparklebutt. She likes plate glass windows, flight plans, and Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet. Generally, she's a transparent sort and will always tell you the truth. She is looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are a nice collection of Skylanders, flamboyance, and the ability to bring home some shiny-a** rocks. She talks in gray. Diamonds are a girl's best friend
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:46 am
{^-*]} "@$$UM3 ¶0$!7!0N"
This is FISTO. He is a broken sex robot. His parents are tapes and fetish, and his siblings are cowboy. He likes nuclear winter, arcades, and Mormons. Generally, he's a scrap metal sort and malnourished calf. He is sex. His favorite qualities in another d**k are speech failure, magazine, and book chute. He talks in gray. [*%.-]
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:54 am
the squirrel "hass the rock"
This is the sock ruse. She is a ...........distraction. I have the car. Her parents are where are your pants and pour on, and her siblings are what angel to use. She likes escaping from above, not all the cans are the same, and jesus chris. Generally, she's a nachoes sort and put jelly on that hot god. He/She is/is not looking for sex right now. Her favorite qualities in another d**k are where do you even get a nut thats that big, air like that is UNREAL, and your mom. She doesn't talk. done with the nachons in there
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