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Chapter XXXIX: Laziness is a Common Trait



Well at least I'm happy that our hard work has paid off and we're near the end of the game.



Whoops, I was so excite that I forgot to screencap the whole "Rainbow Drop" item.



And because we're too lazy to just jump over this.



We just sort of let the power of magic take over.



Only this time it's slightly a little more dramatic than in the first two. heart



Kay, bridge time 4laugh



I like how 100 years later a big huge mountain just sort of spawns underneath Charlock.



We then of course receive a warm welcome.



Gotta fight six of these, but with our overpowered equipment/levels, we plow right through.



And they get very violent deaths. heart



Ah, the hidden place under the throne, where would DQ/W be without you?



gonk this is what makes Charlock the worst dungeon in the entire game. D:



Upon many frustrating attempts to get by, we finally do on our billionth time. O hai Ortega!



Because it's Ortega he gets his own dramatic battle.



Where he jumps around like an 80s work out video and does less damage than if I were to melee attack.



Then one hit brings the ******** wit to the ground.



Lulz, then they try to make you feel bad by watching him fly up in the air after every attack he takes. heart



In case you're wondering, there is a dramatic two seconds of him dying while he is blind and deaf, Roto just sort of walks on him and presses on, he already ******** up her life this much, so she might as well see it through to the end.



In which Guv is so overjoyed that Ortega died that he went ahead and maxed his STR out. heart



And I'm lovin' this s**t too.



We then completely forget about Ortega and have a sexy gold fight from all the gold we find in these chests or until Liam by accident throws one into Guv's eye and I have to heal him wasting precious MP and we all sort of get pissed off/embarrassed just don't say another word.



fgsfds, free healing thus making the game a joke, YAYYYYY!



Looks more like a tomb if you ask me.

Next Chapter-Cronies, Street Fighter and drama.

Chapter XLI: Go Back Home and Be a Family Man!

I looked at the clock last night proud of all the work I did, then I looked closer and I was like "HOLY s**t, IT'S 4AM AND HAVE TO GO TO WORK TODAY!" Now it's 4:30PM and I still haven't got any sleep. emo



Either he was too busy trying to dodge Roto's sword of RAGGGGGE and his cloak did a graceful glide over the torches, or like any other amazing final boss, he randomly goes up in flames upon dying.



Then he does the ever so reoccurring rant about light and dark that made a many heroes and heroines scratch their heads.



Such as a purple headed man who turns into a dragon with a silly rape face and a badass six or four armed man who sort of crushes any hope of surviving in a frozen land.



Then you get one last shot of him burning up just to be sure.



...Perverts. mad



But the truth is he exploded and his flaming body parts are now everywhere, so Roto not wanting to be part of this takes a graceful leave.



..down a big gaping hole that I had like .5 seconds to screencap.



Luckily we now know where the bottomless pit somehow leads to, lolwut?



Still not wanting any part of this, she runs as fast as she can from the now crumbling floor which somehow respawns 100 years later and re-crumbles 100 years after that.



And we're now stuck in Alefgard, looks like we'll have to rely on the MP Sage in Tantegel instead of the warm floor of Roto's house in Aliahan. : (



Then the Light Orb does its thing as usual with the dramatic harp/rainbow bridge effect. heart



YAY, PEACE AND NO RANDOM ENCOUNTERS!



Yes, because Zoma's flaming body parts are just that badass, sadly, a mountain is sort of going to respawn there as well as a cathedral of a castle called Charlock. mad



Anyway, we sort of head back home, or to our new home. D<



Then he does his usual "YOU'RE AN HERO(ine)!" rant that we all know, but with a twist. cool



Which sort of makes us naming her "Roto" a time warp, oh well, let's just pretend that Alefgard are unoriginal pricks and based the title Loto on Roto's name and just changed one letter.



Which takes us to the end, you know where the guards play their song and not get stuck by lightning?



Then just to be safe, more soldiers come out and everyone turns into sexy dancers and it's just a good time.



After dealing with the rioting in Brecconary, we are taken to Roto's shield or chest or whatever to look at her symbol.



And no, Dragon Warrior IV isn't about the hero before her named Loto. mad



She sort of buries herself in the cave to the north which had respawned by now mind you. While we're on that note, this is what happens to our other heroes.
Kang- Sadly falls back to the future and has to save the world 10 seconds after going back to the future and he forgot all his spells and is now just a manly warrior.

Guv- Reluctantly decided to go back and aid his King who was in Ruida's Tavern not as a playable character all this time, but his max STR and AGL will forever be welcome to our team.

Liam- Last place we saw him was climbing a golden train and flying to the skies, but it's Dragon Quest, we flew on a dragon man! So we just sort of accepted that he has his own manners to attend to.



And because she's a narcissistic woman, she renames them after her, the King Sword didn't fit her style anyway. mad



CUE DRAGON QUEST THEME SONG.



Never can thank this man enough, his creation is my biggest obsession.



Even if he goes on to take the female merchant, give her blond hair and give her a spin off some time after this game, I still love him.



So, how many GBs have you've taken of my iPod already and counting? heart



I don't even know you, but I could just hug you. 4laugh



Who the ******** are those people? I don't know, but they're with DQ, so... heart



But because no one likes the credits, we skip to the big plot twist, CURSE YOU ZOMA AND YOUR PREDICTIONS! mad

Chapter XLIII: Hell, and Nothing Short of It.



Nothing else to do, oh man, it's going to be so much fun! 4laugh



Which does absolutely nothing fyi. stare



I've never tried it out of fear of restarting, but if you were to fall off the Path to Zenithia.. would you end up in... Strathbaile or Endor? heart



Yay, the ultimate weapon, finally something worth crawling all the way here! <3



We could if we really wanted to, but we give it to Liam as he hasn't had an upgrade since we last bought weapons for him while everyone else got their own sidequest of game breaking weapons. D:



We also get this which would have been more excite if I never got the like .2% drop from the Metal Babble. D:<



Oh for ********-. gonk



...can I has present now and not fight you three times? gonk



I think they call him Shinryu in other versions, but either case, he is a pain in the a**.~



Like he's just going to tear in there and make you bleed, which is a very bad thing, but being cocky from destroying Zoma, we decide to see who can tear things up first.



Then we're just sort of floating in the clouds being slapped around like hoes to this guy.



I still don't get how sleeping causes the biggest hurt in the game. D:< and it hits everyone by the way and even puts hoes to bed.



Ah, who can forget the terrible, terrible, worst attack in the series? mad



Somehow, someway, I manage not to die and Roto tears into him with lightning magic, Liam tanks and Guv sort of slaps him around.



Eight more and the fight would have been in vain, you see, if you beat him in a right amount of turns, he grants your wish, which not wishing to spoil, the choices are: A.) A big ******** nightmare B.) Anger and ragggge C.) Useless things, so being set off to destroy me, we choose A.).



crying And it's the worst in the game.



Zipangu just got a lot more hellish.



-Dies a little more.-



And there is nothing to stop me. gonk



Yup, you heard right 70 to navigate this three floored track of hellish Japanese wells without girls coming out of it to kill you.

Next Chapter- Pachisi, Pachisi, God Dragons and uselessness.

I suppose by me completing this before Roto's birthday would also be her present, happy birthday Roto! Although you should really get to saving the world, you're sort of four years behind that. heart