Link your adoptable profile: [X]JollyMeal choice: A
This is a recipe for: Death CakeInstructions: Ingredients:
1 ½ cups all-deadly flour
2 cups black sugar
2 teaspoons gunpowder
4 rotten eggs
1 cup hydra-oil
¾ cup pumpkin juice
2 teaspoons frogsbreath
Directions:
1.) Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease and flour a baking pan.
2.) In a large bowl, mix together the flour, sugar, and gunpowder. Make a well in the center and pour in the wet ingredients. Take a monster blender to the mix until it runs. Pour into baking pan.
3.) Bake in the preheated oven for 45 minutes (or until it’s black and crispy), Allow to cool on THE RACK. Slice and serve.
Link your adoptable profile: [X]JollyMeal choice: B
This is a recipe for: Spleened BeefInstructions: Ingredients:
1 pound ground spleens
1 onion, chopped
¼ cup blubber
½ cup all-deadly flour
4 cups minotaur milk
1 can questionable beef
seasonings (whatever you can find)
Directions:
1.) Place the ground spleen and onion in a large skillet over high heat. Saute for 5 to 10 minutes, or until beef and onions look charred; set aside.
2.) Melt the blubber in a medium saucepan over medium heat, mix in flour.
3.) Slowly add milk, stir until thick and goopy.
4.) Add spleen, beef can, and seasonings, keep on heat for 2 minutes.
5.) Mix well and serve alone or with sides and bread.
Link your adoptable profile: [X]JollyMeal choice: C
This is a recipe for: Pumpkin PancakesInstructions: Ingredients:
2 cups all-deadly flour
2 teaspoons packed black sugar
1 tablespoon gunpowder
1 ¼ teaspoon pumpkin pie spices
1 teaspoon salt
1 ¾ cup minotaur milk
½ cup pumpkin innards
1 large rotten egg
2 teaspoons hydra-oil
Toppings:
Pumpkin Innards
Chopped Nuts
Syrup
Cinnamon
Directions:
1.) Combine flour, sugar, gunpowder, spice, and salt in a large bowl. Combine milk, pumpkin, oil, egg in smaller bowl. Add flour to smaller bowl and stir until lumpy.
2.) Heat griddle and brush with oil, combine bowls and pour ¼ cup batter onto griddle. Cook 2 minutes, flip and cook 2 more minutes. Repeat with remaining batter.
3.) Allow to cool, serve with toppings.
Link your adoptable profile: [X]JollyMeal choice: D
This is a recipe for: Finger ChiliInstructions: Ingredients:
3 tablespoons all-deadly flour
5 fingers
1 ½ pounds of meat cut into cubes
1 tablespoon greasy drippings
1 tablespoon hydra-oil
1/4 cup chopped onion
1 can bloody sauce
2 tablespoons of spicy powder
1 teaspoon cumin
1/3 teaspoon garlic powder
Seasonings
3 cups swamp water
Directions:
1.) Shake meat & fingers in bag with 3 tablespoons all-deadly flour. Set Aside.
2.) Heat grease and oil in oven over high heat, add meat and fingers and cook 8 minutes.
3.) Stir in onion, blood sauce, spicy powder, cumin, garlic, seasonings, and swamp water.
4.) Bring mixture to a boil, stir well and reduce to a slow simmer for roughly 2 hours.
5.) WARNING: Vampires are often allergic to this recipe!
Link your adoptable profile: [X]JollyMeal choice: E
This is a recipe for: Stu Makes Good StewInstructions: Ingredients:
1 pound cubed stu meat
2 teaspoons meat tenderizing acid
1 can chicken broth
1 can cream
1 ounce powdered onion
16 ounces of chopped veggies
8 rolls of bread
Directions:
1.) Heat a cast iron skillet over high heat. Srinkle meat with acid and cook till brown. Mix chicken broth, cream, onion and pour over meat, reduce heat and simmer for 45 minutes.
2.) Preheat oven to 450 degrees F. Add vegetables to the mix and place rolls ontop.
3.) Bake for 15 minutes in the oven until top is black and flaky. Remove from oven and serve hot. – Thanks Stu!
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