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 Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:52 pm
Pixie shut her eyes for a second in a bid to regain control, but Dex-Starr stopped twisting and hissing. She opened her eyes, immediately suspicious of him going quiet. He purred and then began making hacking noises. He was aimed right at Harley and he was just about ready to spew his hateful napalm vomit all over Pixie's best friend.
"HARL! LOOK OUT!"
Pixie swung her arm holding the cat in a wide arc, hoping to control the arc of the kitty's spray.
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:34 am
*Her eyes grow big and she makes a disgusted face as Puss in Boots makes his way towards her.* Not more rainbow puke!!!
*Cartwheels quickly out of the way.*
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:01 pm
eek surprised scream
*Atrpocitus runs over to the rest of Pixie's deck. He grabs another slice of pizza and chokes it down as quickly as possible. Then he picks up the Pokemon cards, and holds them out in front of himself.*
ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! You have two choices! You can back the Hell off and leave my widdle baby kitty alone, or I'ma incinerate your deck! And I swear I'll do it!
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:39 pm
"Okay first of all, and I know this isn't immediately relevant but needs to be said so here it is; bulemia is a very serious eating disorder. Trust me I understand what its like to have body issues, someone always has something to say about what a pixie ought to look like and how that's not me but binge eating then throwing up all over a pokemon deck just isn't a healthy way to deal with it.
Okay now that I got that out, what makes you think I care about the rest of my deck now that your stupid cat killed Jigglypuff? You have no idea what the two of us have been through together! Finally...
... Sihal Novarum Chinoth!"
Pixie teleports behind Atrocitus and drops the angry spitting cat on his head.
"Dex-Starr, use scratch!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:44 pm
*The cat freaks the hell out. First scratching the ******** out of his master . . . then realizing what he's doing, he flips around and goes all Tasmanian Devil-style on Pixie.*
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:01 pm
Pixie sprays the cat with pixie dust and darts away, leading the cat on a merry chase above everyone's heads.
"Harley! Whistle!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:34 pm
*Harl brings her fingers to her lips and loudly whistles for her babies. They always seem to follow not to far away from her. She looks to Atrocitus and gives a mischievous grin.*
*Then the sound of Harl's babies scratching and knocking at the door can be heard. Harl cartwheels towards the door and opens it wide.*
*Her babies comes rushing in and she points to Atrocitus and Dex-Starr.* Get them!
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:06 pm
Pixie zooms towards the door and buzzes right over Harley's babies just too fast for them to reach her but they both jump up, twisting towards Pixie just in time for Dex to fly straight into them, causing a giant twisty angry furry pile up in the basement doorway.
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:53 am
*Harl blinks as the Popples pounce on Puss in Boots. She tilts her head to the side and watches in wonder as she tries to figure out how the Popples had gotten the better of the sword singing Puss.* How did....?
*Harl hits her head as she realizes she's still rolling on Pixie dust and seeing her baby as Popples.* Ooooohhhhh... *Starts giggling.*
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:20 am
Goth-Lol looked around with a slightly confused look on her face.
What is this I don't even
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:34 am
*Atrocitus roars in frustration. He looks around his den, and finally picks up a shinai sword. He, if he's gotta be a basement dweller, he might as well run the gammut, and be an SCA-er, as well.*
*Striking Pixie three times in rapid success, he pulls the shinai back into a defensive pose.* KNOCK IT OFF! Leave Dex alone, or I'll kick your a**, I mean it! Jeez! I can't believe you're getting this violent over a crappy ten-cent common! If you're gonna be that assy about it, I'll buy you a NEW friggin' Jigglypuff! Just stop kicking my cat around, and quit throwing your LSD all over the place! Damn!
I just vacuumed in here and everything . . .
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:18 pm
Pixie stifles a laugh as she watches Atrocitus whack the overturned table, thinking it was her. She didn't know what he was seeing under the influence of the pixie dust that made him think she was the table but it was liable to be pretty awesome. However Pixie could tell from her vantage point behind the snarling animals on the stairs that suggesting they switch to a friendly game of Dungeons and Dragons was out of the question. There was only really one way forward.
"Harl, its time."
If Pixie had learned one thing from Cyclops, it was to always have a back up plan, but he called them contingency strategies. Pixie didn't, it sounded too serious.
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:43 pm
*Harl tilts her head to the side as large teddy bear started beating the round rainbow. She scowls suddenly confused at why it would attack a rainbow. Though she didn't pay attention to those thoughts for long as Butterfree talks to her in Pixie's voice. She pauses a few moments before going into action. Her eyes going to the rather confused and yet adorable anime eyed Dragon and then the rather large Teddy Bear.*
*There was one thing for sure. If those two beings were who she thought they were she'd need a diversion for their escape. She puts her fingers to her lips and makes a loud whistle for her Popple babies to back away from Puss in Boots.*
*Harl quickly pulls the two pieces of gum from her mouth. One red and the other pink. She had been chewing them on the different sides of her mouth all this time. Just waiting for the right time to throw them. On the other side of what was once an angry animal pile Harl presses the two pieces of gum together and flings it across the room.* FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:30 am
Seeing the gum fly toward her in a slow-motion arc, Goth-lol got an idea. See, since she's the closest thing to a "wanderer" there is, and since she herself is not organic and tends to interact (sometimes violently) with other non-organic things... her cards need to be more durable than the standard packs in a store. Which is why she went to Konami and had a full run of cards made in carbonadium.
Because really, you can screw the rules when you have money. Or at least embarassing footage of everyone at the head of the company. So Gothic Lolita grabbed a card in each hand (amusingly both were "trap" cards), and smashed the gum between them.
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:41 am
In what felt like the painful slow of a Zack Snyder action scene, Pixie crouched down, squeezed her eyes shut, and put her index fingers in her ears. Through the raging sound of her pulse, she could clearly hear Cyclops' voice.
"This is incredibly important, kids. When you're faced with an explosive device about to go off, the first thing you need to do is fight back the natural urge to either freeze and pull a stupid face or behave like a ridiculous Tex Avery character squeezing your eyes shut and plugging your ears as if not being able to see or hear it will make it go away. Trust me when I say it won't.
Your first priority is to assess the situation and determine your personal risk. Are you in the primary blast radius? Is there a secondary blast radius you need to worry about, as in are there any other explosives nearby that are likely to be triggered? Next, you calculate the risk to your person and likelihood of getting away unharmed. Then, and only then are you in a position to assess whether you can minimize casualties. Acting prematurely only puts you and anyone you're trying to save in more danger."
Pixie opened her eyes and unplugged her ears. Everything was still crawling by like it was shot by that US Airforce camera that Guy Ritchie rented to do that one shot in Snatch. Gothic-Lolita seemed like she was trying to detonate the bomb between two of her cards, which just seemed counter productive but Pixie reasoned that she was a robot and robots usually have programs and stuff to run threat assessments and figure out the best course of action in the time that it would take Pixie to... well Pixie didn't really think there was anything she could do fast enough to compare to that except maybe that first tiny involuntary jerk that happens at the beginning of a sneeze.
With the cards within inches of the gum and only seconds to spare, Pixie quickly determined that she was presently probably maybe safe, there was probably not going to be a secondary explosion unless Gothic-Lolita was powered by propane and that seemed unlikely, and that she could teleport away easily. Except that Harley was still pretty close so she should totes do something about that.
"Sihal Novarum Chinoth!"
Pixie teleported in front of Harley just in time for the force of the blast to knock them both onto the floor and the wind out of Pixie, leaving her unable to yell her spell again. Cyclops would not be impressed.
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