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 Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 5:23 pm
Dear Wood Tick:
I hate you. You have ruined my day, and any desire that I had to frolic barefoot in the grass is long gone because of you.
Go suck someone else:
-My toe
Dear Director:
The musical just wouldn't be the same without the sex scene. I know that we live in a conservative area, but that doesn't mean that you we have to sacrifice art.
Please? I'm not a perv.
-me
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 5:53 pm
dear garrus,
i want to have hot, sweaty, unnatural alien sex with you
stop ******** calibrating and get in my bed damnit
love and stuff,
tedie
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dear lost,
I MISS YOU ALREADY emo
even if that ending was kind of bullshit but WHATEVER
4 8 15 16 23 42,
tedie
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dear bailey's irish cream,
you are liquid happy
thank you for existing,
tedie
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:27 pm
dear skype chat,
either shrivel up and die or flourish, i'm sick of this wishy washy s**t...
love mose's social life
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 8:45 pm
Dear boyfriend:
Please stop making me feel like s**t for going on vacation. I'll be back in a week and a half, I'll bring you a souvenir, and I'll miss you like hell. Isn't that enough?
Love, Ezzy
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 9:20 pm
Dear Sims 2,
All I want is to install you so I have something to do. Why do you have to have 4 disks in just the core? D:
Way to fail, Sheena
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Dear Lappy,
Thank you for being awesome enough to install Sims 2 quickly since you are so new and awesome. I loves you bunches.
Way to be awesome, Sheena
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Dear sinuses,
STOP BEGIN HATEFUL!!!!!!!!!
M'kay thanks, Sheena
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:37 pm
  Dear Head, Stop Aching. Much Obliged, T. 
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:40 pm
Dear lady at that King Soopers in butt ******** nowhere,
Thank you for talking to my brother on the phone to find out where I should go and then explaining to me in idiot terms where I needed to go. <3
Sincerely,
Me.
P.s. Thanks for not making me feel bad for coming in AGAIN to make sure the turn at the light should have been a left.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 9:17 pm
Dear SNSD,
Stop making your songs so ******** catchy so they get rammed in my mind and will not leave, similar to Gagaitis. Your songs are wonderful, but I will go insane quickly.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY
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Dear TLC,
Please stop playing your commercial for Cake Boss back to back. I hate Cake Boss compared to Ace of Cakes, and I can only take so much Beach Boys.
Note: Same goes for you, Reese's Cups commercial. I do not enjoy "Working for the Weekend".
Sincerely,
Hirun.
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Dear CVS,
Please restock more than 3 Pokeballs at one time. Because NO ONE is ever going to buy the Lickylicky ones and I know you only restock if you have none, so I bought your Palkia the Space p***s one so you might restock. (and hid the Lickylicky ones).
I want a Dialga keychain, kthx.
Love,
Your Aggravated Customer.
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Dear Skype Chat,
I don't visit anymore. Skype doesn't like me and I don't like it keeping messages when I tell it not to. If you want me, tweet at me or something.
its not fun. D:
Love,
Hiru's Lack of Attention Span
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Dear Tumblr,
Sorry for not posting as much. Its hard to think of and keep track of.
Maybe I'll make a tumblr solely for writing open ended letters. This is kind of fun.
With Care,
Absentee
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:14 pm
Dear laptop,
I realize my room might be a but warm, but can you please stop overheating and then turning yourself off. It gets reslly annoying, especally when you do that and it causes me to log out of all the sites that i have set to keep me logged in.
Love,
Me.
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 3:40 pm
Dear mastiff down the street:
I swear to god, if you even even look at my little Shadow in a funny way again, I will shoot you. Then I will gut you, and make you eat your own entrails, then cut your head off. If my Shadow is not ok, I will hunt you down.
I'm totally serious;
-Angry doggie mama
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Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 7:56 pm
Dear Tumblr,
I still don't know what to post on you. This is why I so rarely post on you. You're a wonderful site, and I love the things others have on you, I just don't know how to effectively use you myself.
Twitter is so much more convenient. /microblogging addict
Sincerely,
how i used computer?
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:11 am
Dear throat:
I'll stop screaming if you stop hurting. you first.
sincerely,
probably you can guess who this is.
DEAR GAS STATIONS IN THE GREATER ALBERTVILLE AREA:
IF YOU CLOSE AT 11:30, LOCK UP AT 11:30. WHEN I COME BY WANTING TO BUY CIGS AT 11:21, I EXPECT YOU TO BE UNLOCKED. If you close earlier than 11:30, go suck my d**k, please.
sincerely,
SERIOUSLY MY NICOTINE ADDICTION IS PRETTY PISSED OFF.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:26 pm
dear gaia,
when the hell did everyone here get tumblrs. this is a v. awkward invasion of my internet life
sincerely,
i am way more hipster than everyone here dramallama dramallama dramallama
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:02 pm
choic dear gaia, when the hell did everyone here get tumblrs. this is a v. awkward invasion of my internet life sincerely, i am way more hipster than everyone here dramallama dramallama dramallama
dear choic,
I blame ******** yeah hipster kitty is the best tumblr of all time
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:02 am
choic dear gaia, when the hell did everyone here get tumblrs. this is a v. awkward invasion of my internet life sincerely, i am way more hipster than everyone here dramallama dramallama dramallama dear choic: I'd like to object to that statement. sincerely, no seriously man.
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