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 Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:23 pm
Granted, they ate you, and you were delicious.
I wish I did not have to wear glasses.
(Psst, Roy!- http://mangastream.com/read/one_piece/582-128/1)
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:52 pm
Granted, But every boy you ever want to be with has a glasses fetish.
I wish I could make more funds legally.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 1:32 pm
Granted, but you do it by getting a job in a coal mine and die of lung disease within a year.
I wish Kellan Lutz would magically appear naked in my bed.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:48 pm
Granted, but he's gay and not interested in you.
I wish my manager would call and give me an update on the schedule.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:16 pm
Granted, your manager tells you your schedule is cleared since you were fired.
I wish there was no racism.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:09 pm
 ✖ Riot In Process ✖ ★ If You Feel So Empty,Granted but now the world is overrun with sexism.
I wish I didn't have to do my CSTs anymore >=( F*cking high school placement tests too. So Used Up, So Let Down...★ ❤ Ironic Bonding
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:51 pm
Granted, but now you're a high school drop out working at McDonalds.
I wish that I was ******** amazing at metal working.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:57 pm
Granted but now you are terrible at all other skills.
I wish something terrible would happen right now.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:38 pm
Granted. Dude, sorry about your pet dog, I had no idea there was a meteor shower predicted in your area.
I wish I could get through this Bible passage I have to read for class tomorrow.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:12 pm
  Granted, but they changed the passage you were supposed to read and forgot to tell you. I wish I could think of something to do. 
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:23 pm
Granted, but it involves a ferris wheel and pick axe, and it does NOT end well.
I wish my school cafe served food that I want to eat.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:58 pm
Granted, but you can't stop eating it and now they're going to have to take out a wall to get you out of your dorm when you have a heart attack.
I wish my roommate's rabbit would stop trying to kill me.
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:45 am
Granted, but the reason it stopped trying is because it finally succeeded.
I wish I got a nickle every time anyone on Earth says "I wish I had a nickle for every time...."
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:41 am
Granted, but all coins are rendered worthless now.
I wish my cat would stop biting me!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:44 pm
Granted, now it just scratches you.
I wish finals were over already.
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