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Blacklight Virus Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 6:59 pm
shoots you
no ilu moar than moar than moar
ikr
Let's see... it should be Christmas Eve or something and they're playing Twister right after a game, and then they fall asleep on top of CK and you, and then Santa comes down the chimney, Zach hears it, wakes up, and attempts to kill him.
The following day, Marty comes over in his home jersey and Parise thinks he is Santa Claus and attempts to kill him?!
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:02 pm
thanks bro
no ilumoar than moar than moar than moar
OH GOD YES
then wayne gretzky comes in and is like "martin is not the real santa!!! I AM!!!!" and they go to the north pole
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Blacklight Virus Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:05 pm
you are welcome, dude
no ilu moar than moar than moar than moar than moar than moar
YES AND THEN UMMMMM they find out the "elves" are actually a ton of Crosby clones playing hockey while putting presents in boxes and Luna is the villain the whole time because Gretzky requires our help in getting the Crosby clones to stop acting funky which is when we find out Luna is behind it the whole time
and at the end, Luna says "AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, TOO, HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS *shakes fist*"
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:08 pm
no ilu moar than moar than moar than moar than moar than moar than moar
I APPROVE OF THIS FIC
then we all live happily ever after when luna suddenly decides that what she did was wrong and suddenly there is only one crosby!!!
because having clones of him forever would suck malkinballs
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Blacklight Virus Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:11 pm
you know what
no ilu more than Marty so there talk2hand
EXCELLENT
yes, because Marty, Zach, and Kane team up to kill all the clones which solves Santa's problems and then we eat buffalo wings at the Gretzky restaurant and Luna and Crosby get married
and there is one clone who somehow survives and gets married to Malkin in Canada because gay marriage is a pretty cool guy in Canada
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:16 pm
dammit i love you more than zachary take that talk2hand
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST FIC EVER
also wtf
"Even though Kaner got the last goal for us, he still wasn't acting like himself, the usual cocky, "********" Patrick Kane."
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Blacklight Virus Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:18 pm
I love you more than Marty and Ovi and Toews COMBINED >:C
IKR
...um he usually looks kind of derpy?!!?
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:20 pm
i love you more than zachary and zajac and kane combined!!!!
TTLY
fanfiction does not agree with the derpiness
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Blacklight Virus Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:21 pm
I also love you more than Plushenko and Lysacek and... and... and... GERMANY.
YA.
well then
I am going to make sure my fic says "and kane smiled that derpy smile" or some s**t
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:24 pm
i love you more than i love niklas edin and that's A LOT
and i mean a lot crying
OF COURSE.
do it do it do it
also
apparently tazer doesn't speak french unless he's really turned on
SHOOT ME AGAIN BEFORE I READ ANYMORE not that it's going to make me stop or anything
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Blacklight Virus Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:25 pm
I love you more than I love McDonald's AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT IS A SHITTON
YES.
WH OKAY THEN. you need to stop reading that fic right the ******** now
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:29 pm
I CAN'T LOOK AT MCDONALD'S ANYMORE BECAUSE OF SUPERSIZE ME gonk
uhm i'm gonna go to bed now because i have school tomorrow so NOW I CAN'T READ THE FIC LOLOLOLOL
g'night vi~
also now i have to think about what i'm going to do until wednesday because i can't go that long without hockey
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Blacklight Virus Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:30 pm
THAT MOVIE MADE ME WANT IT MORE HNNNG
Okay, nighty-night! ILY.
Watch hockey videos on youtube? That's what I always do. 4laugh
Oh yeah, First Round Schedule was released.
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:00 pm
new nhl site layout is purrty
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Blacklight Virus Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:09 pm
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