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 Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 6:36 pm
When life gives you lemons, squirt them into Robert Pattison's eyes and laugh like hell.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:51 pm
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just far beyond your imagination!" "No need to worry, I come with cheese!!!" (that was something my father once said when he once walked into my room without permission) "My friends and I are so crazy, and our dreams our so cool, we don't need drugs!!!" -Ninja509, A.K.A. My best friend who was actually dumb enough to give me sugar "If the Jonas brother were to be killed, I would be so freaking happy that I would crap my pants! : D If Adam Young were to be killed, I would kill whoever kill him and stay emo for the rest of my life!" -a proud statement I said to Ninja509 (not giving you her real name!) when we were at my birthday party yesterday ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* heart Ouran High School Host Club heart
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:49 pm
"A penny for your thoughts, $1 million a day for being Paris Hilton."
"Practice what you preach. Preach not practicing."
"The Beatles is one letter away from being The Beatless."
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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:00 pm
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. but knowing nothing is wisdom and wisdom is knowing something"
"Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty. but then you slap them for it later"
"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. but by acheiving something that you lose later you fail"
"try try again, till you break your neck or the person who told you that"
"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens. but the stupid ppl don't listen"
XD
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An Invisible Shapeshifter
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:55 pm
If at first you don't suceed, kill the next heir to the throne. mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:12 pm
"Life doesn't imitate art it imitates bad television"
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:15 pm
Jump into the sky if first you don't succeed ...take it out on a noob :3 and pierce the darkness of space.
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:22 pm
"Life is roller coaster, and mine is in desperate need of repairs."
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Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:27 pm
Jump into the sky OH i got one
kinda rasicest though
"once you go black...you'll be on crack" and pierce the darkness of space.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:12 pm
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
The grass is always greener on commercials.
It's not over until your mother sings.
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:33 pm
if you and i were the last man and woman on earth, i guess i'd just resort to bestiality...
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:34 pm
homosexuals are gay(my friend told me that one) heart
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Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:39 pm
+ When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life is giving them vodka and have a party.
+ I swear to drunk I'm not God! (always a classic)
+ People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
+ Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my ninja squirrel will steal your wallet and pay my hospital bills.
+ Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains make for some very interesting bruises and stories.
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:15 am
Fae of Eternal Damnation + When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life is giving them vodka and have a party.
+ I swear to drunk I'm not God! (always a classic)
+ People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
+ Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my ninja squirrel will steal your wallet and pay my hospital bills.
+ Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains make for some very interesting bruises and stories. Jump into the sky rofl and pierce the darkness of space.
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Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:12 am
Fae of Eternal Damnation + When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life is giving them vodka and have a party.
+ I swear to drunk I'm not God! (always a classic)
+ People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
+ Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my ninja squirrel will steal your wallet and pay my hospital bills.
+ Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains make for some very interesting bruises and stories. I love the ninja squirrel one.
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